What did you do during the great SHARKNADO of 2016?

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

It was tough going for a while, but I survived. Was good fun though.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 11:32

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

lol hes doing it again

# ? Mar 26, 2016 11:36

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

saw the thread about it, said "heh," voted 1 and went to bed

# ? Mar 26, 2016 13:29

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

I was really disappointed to see what the third string posters could come up with when it was finally their time to shine, some really low tier posting guys

# ? Mar 26, 2016 13:42

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

I was really disappointed to see what the third string posters could come up with when it was finally their time to shine, some really low tier posting guys

C'est la vie

# ? Mar 26, 2016 14:22

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

so is this shark bullshit over or not

# ? Mar 26, 2016 14:36

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

i was gonna post in a thread but then i couldn't so i drank more beer

# ? Mar 26, 2016 14:43

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Aralan posted:

I was really disappointed to see what the third string posters could come up with when it was finally their time to shine, some really low tier posting guys

You can't expect tier 1 posting from the tier 3 guys ??
H.t.h.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:08

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

I found out that Prof Shark was a mod. Then went to bed.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:12

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

lol hes doing it again

After reading your bitchings I've decided that the probation waves are actually a good thing.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:24

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

I came home from work and found I was probated for a post I made 2 weeks ago and was very confused

# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:41

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I played downwell and bawled

# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:48

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

licked my wounds and cried via pm >: (

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:18

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Celluloid Sam posted:

I played downwell and bawled

Hell yes good choice friend

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:23

Iakona: Jan 24, 2006

My clean record sullied. I kinda knew it was coming before I posted in that topic, but hey. Jaws IV lookin pretty gruesome.

I also assume that was the least busy friday night on gbs in a long while considering how many people got probed.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:27

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hell yes good choice friend

Being unable to post helped me reach 300k and get the rgb palette I'm happy

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:33

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

I didn't bother to read any of this but I feel compelled to post here

# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:38

BirryJoru: Mar 21, 2012; GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

Last night, after getting probated, I started drinking heavier while binging on Sabrina The Teenage Witch and writing death threats. Passed out before probation ended and avoided getting banned. Woke up drunk, went for a drive to get more beer, came home and wrote this post whilst atop a porcelain throne.

:v:

hth.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:41

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

I played downwell and bawled

its good

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:45

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

I was fine with getting a proby, but the sumbich went and edited my post afore he went and did it. it originally said if I'm gonna get probated I'm gonna deserve it and then several lines of gaycuckgaycuckgaycuck etc and also goku. he took that away from me.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 17:52

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

did my usual nitetime ganesh chanting but did a couple extra go's around the ol' mala to thank the cosmos for putting prfsr. shark in my life. I know he did something important last nite, and I learned a good thing from it. I am appreciative of this goodness. it was an obstacle to overcome and I thank ganesh to thank profes. shark for being a good teacher of obstacle-overcummers (^= I then thought a lot about sharks and how my nose is related to a shark bc of cartilage and man I just felt really wise. poo poo matters. we are all connected. me, a shark, the profs of sharks, shark profs, everyone who got probed, we are one

what a glorious thing!!!!

I wrote a nice letter to profsr shark thanking him but he's been too busy to respond. he doesn't have to, tho. I know he loves me. he is me. how could he not?

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:01

Build-a-Boar: Feb 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Well now I've got a cute little shark in my rap sheet to go alongside my probation for being mad at videogames, and my casual anti-semitism. Rad.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:35

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

My probation cements the fact that I made a post during the reign of Professor Shark.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 18:57

drunk dog: Apr 6, 2014; Resident Millennial

im still a little sour about it (even tho i didnt get probied). gonna go on a scroll hunt this afternoon i think it will make me feel better. will report back

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:09

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I used time to try and learn how to make hurricanes. Closest I could come to a sharknado .

Got really drunk did something on a video game I will have to figure out later then passed out on couch

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:21

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I was probated. I got bit.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:23

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

dreezy posted:

I was fine with getting a proby, but the sumbich went and edited my post afore he went and did it. it originally said if I'm gonna get probated I'm gonna deserve it and then several lines of gaycuckgaycuckgaycuck etc and also goku. he took that away from me.

I was trying to avoid doing any actual modding and just edited your post out

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:41

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I looked up PAWG University and enrolled during my probate. See you in Booty Swag 101 Prof Shark!

# ? Mar 26, 2016 19:45

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

We make assholes like Prof Shark into a mod and then wonder why we can't have nice things

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:01

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

the sharknado has damaged the av thread. i demand justice.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:04

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

the sharknado has damaged the av thread. i demand justice.

I'll do one tomorrow.

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:17

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i read some ppl say that the prof. shark probbed only ppl he didn't like??

this makes me sad bc

a) I thought he and I were "simpatico" and he was probbin me like a friend, now i hear he doesn't like me??
and b) he probed so very mAny ppl, could he really have so much hate in his heart?

and I just thought of a c) if I am he and he is me and he hates me does it mean I also hate me? but I know I love the man I am become

I wish I never read this thread

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:37

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Gatekeeper posted:

i read some ppl say that the prof. shark probbed only ppl he didn't like??

this makes me sad bc

a) I thought he and I were "simpatico" and he was probbin me like a friend, now i hear he doesn't like me??
and b) he probed so very mAny ppl, could he really have so much hate in his heart?

and I just thought of a c) if I am he and he is me and he hates me does it mean I also hate me? but I know I love the man I am become I wish I never read this thread

aww there there

I'm sure he likes you

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:45

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

i felt a bit left out cause i wasn't sharkbated

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:48

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Hogge Wild posted:

I'll do one tomorrow.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3769125&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6#post457905101

# ? Mar 26, 2016 20:58

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

i read some ppl say that the prof. shark probbed only ppl he didn't like??

this makes me sad bc

a) I thought he and I were "simpatico" and he was probbin me like a friend, now i hear he doesn't like me??
and b) he probed so very mAny ppl, could he really have so much hate in his heart?

and I just thought of a c) if I am he and he is me and he hates me does it mean I also hate me? but I know I love the man I am become I wish I never read this thread

hes a stupid piece of poo poo and he should be run though a meat grinder and then burned in a dumpster

# ? Mar 26, 2016 21:03