who here likes to drink liquor and smoke cigarettes?

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

yeah i have a feeling the only reason i'm alive is because the only other thing in my system was weed. narrowly avoided killing myself out of paranoia lol

oh it's totally both. i would frequently dissociate for the first month, which is both extremely surprising and alarming when you haven't taken anything and aren't expecting it. physically i was EXTREMELY lethargic without adderall for at least two months. side note: speed is way more addictive than benzos like wow. that was a fun year.

i literally didn't feel like i was occupying my body 24/7 for a few months and my thoughts were extremely jumbled and slow. i was also really big on sudoku at the time and couldn't even solve one puzzle for a while.

the moral of the story is benzos are awful and i'm sure i'm going to get alzheimers later in life with howm uch i abused them

adderall is fun to put up your nose also, one time i n college i was taking a Russian class and i learned a whole months worth of that stupid language in one night cause i was just snorting and reading and snorting and reading and it was probably unhealthy but i learned a lot and got a B so plan worked

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A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

i went from doing day labor to having a computer science career because of adderall, so i guess i'm thankful. but man. i weighed probably 115 pounds and regularly stayed up for 2-3 days at a time for an entire year. it took me another year for my heart to recover and to be able to gain weight. i keep a picture of myself at my lowest at my desk, i was so gaunt you could see the entire shape of my skull.

now teh only thing i'm "high on" is life. also weed.

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:23

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

i cant see any threads on any forum, did i get in trouble? I bet it was that rear end in a top hat professor shart again ):<

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:31

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

i went from doing day labor to having a computer science career because of adderall, so i guess i'm thankful. but man. i weighed probably 115 pounds and regularly stayed up for 2-3 days at a time for an entire year. it took me another year for my heart to recover and to be able to gain weight. i keep a picture of myself at my lowest at my desk, i was so gaunt you could see the entire shape of my skull.

now teh only thing i'm "high on" is life. also weed.

you should try liquor too its real good

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:32

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Amsterdam Shag is my go-to tobac-coo

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:32

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Nooner posted:

i cant see any threads on any forum, did i get in trouble? I bet it was that rear end in a top hat professor shart again ):<

i hellbanned you

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I cant read the forums anymore Lady Ambien please save me ):

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:36

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Ive maybe finished my making GBS threads. Having a ciggie before i work on the vomiting

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

you saved DGSW you can save me tooooooooooooo ): ): ):

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:37

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

i will avenge you nooner

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:37

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I have $20, what's the best whiskey I can get

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

this is the only thread i have a link to so this is the only thread i can post in now ): ): ):

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Cantaloupe posted:

I have $20, what's the best whiskey I can get

You could make enough moonshine to die from alcohol

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:38

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I think ill execute this vomit in the shower. May as well get clean while im doing it

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:39

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

the great deceiver posted:

i will avenge you nooner

my NorCal brother, thank you

Cantaloupe posted:

I have $20, what's the best whiskey I can get

I dont know where you are but here in the SFV Ralphs has 2 handles of candian club for $20 deal so thats pretty much worth it

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:39

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Welp im making GBS threads again. I have done something awful to my guts

Im gonna invent a toilet that lets you poo poo and vomit at the same time

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:42

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

Welp im making GBS threads again. I have done something awful to my guts

you drank that cola you son of a bitch, stick with the tonic water or just drink that shine straight gently caress

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:44

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i reported your post reason: "and emergency here nooner can't read gbs."

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:44

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

you drank that cola you son of a bitch, stick with the tonic water or just drink that shine straight gently caress

I ate this massive pile of sausages with french mustard. I dont think that was in my diet plan

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:45

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

I ate this massive pile of sausages with french mustard. I dont think that was in my diet plan

dammit that sounds good i dont think i could resist either, stay safe my Aussie friend

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I can still phone post so gently caress you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no mods no masters!!!!!!!!

# ? Mar 27, 2016 00:56

Sharks Eat Bear: Dec 25, 2004

old fashioneds > manhattans

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:04

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Okay i got my vomiting done it was a bit intense i gotta lie down a while

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:05

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

Okay i got my vomiting done it was a bit intense i gotta lie down a while

i know you have cool chickens, have you seen my cool rooster that I had in college?

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:08

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

i know you have cool chickens, have you seen my cool rooster that I had in college?

No i didnt go to college

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:08

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

I used to smoke camels but after I started hanging out with the blacks now I smoke Newport's.

Moral: vote Trump I guess??

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:10

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

No i didnt go to college

His name was Rocket, Rocket the rooster, he was a badass and loved tequila and pooping EVERYWHERE

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:11

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

His name was Rocket, Rocket the rooster, he was a badass and loved tequila and pooping EVERYWHERE

Thats a handsome bird. This is coming from someone who sees alot of birds

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:13

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

Thats a handsome bird. This is coming from someone who sees alot of birds

he was the best rooster ever, i bet if we had fought him he would have gone 50-0 before retiring back to just back chickens and eat spaghetti, he really liked spaghetti noodles

# ? Mar 27, 2016 01:21

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

I miss weed but now whenever I smoke it I just get a bad headache and it isn't fun :smith:

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

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Jim Barris: Aug 13, 2009

That's a nice cock, nooner. Reminds me of the one my aunt had when I was a kid (RIP Bully the rooster)

# ? Mar 27, 2016 02:19

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Nooner posted:

His name was Rocket, Rocket the rooster, he was a badass and loved tequila and pooping EVERYWHERE

what ended up happening to him

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I love drinking but I don't care for smoking.

Uh, I'll see my self out, later guys.

# ? Mar 27, 2016 03:41

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

nooner im at work and i reported your issues to my manager. im sure shes gonna get right on fixing it, just hold tight

# ? Mar 27, 2016 03:46

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

zen death robot posted:

Nooner clear the drat history (cache/cookies) on your computer or something because no one did anything to your permissions at all

oh okay that worked, thanks ZDR you are the best Admin even better than Angerbot who was also cool and good <3

# ? Mar 27, 2016 04:12

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

what ended up happening to him

oky so true story, my girlfriend at teh time moved into the house right across the street from us because she basically lived at our house anyways so it was convenient, but then there was like a mini studio home behind the actual house that the land lord also rented out and some old rear end in a top hat lady moved into by herself (no wonder she was alone she was a bad person) and like Rocket cockadoodledooed a lot like whenever he felt like, he was top rooster he didnt give a gently caress

anyways the jerk lady who moved in across the street called our landlord like 100 times saying that his crowing had "traumatized" her and she was going to take legal action if we didnt get rid of him, so we had to ttake him to this pet store way far away that accepted farm animals and they took him and said they would get him a good home and i like to think he is just strutting around some farm banging the brains out of a whole flock of hens right now cause thats the Rocket way

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