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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Compulsory service is when everybody has to be in the military for a couple years. Israel does it because they have a big national security problem. America is safe, but maybe compulsory service would be a good idea anyway

Everybody would get access to the GI Bill. So everybody would have socialized medicine and free college. Plus the physical fitness standards would seriously reduce obesity. Compulsory service would make America healthier, thinner, and better educated

what do y'all think?

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I should not have access to firearms.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
no because then our military would suck like everyone else's

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
A lot of people are very dumb and fat and bad, and therefore would degrade the quality of our military.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

boom boom boom posted:

Compulsory service is when everybody has to be in the military for a couple years. Israel does it because they have a big national security problem. America is safe, but maybe compulsory service would be a good idea anyway

Everybody would get access to the GI Bill. So everybody would have socialized medicine and free college. Plus the physical fitness standards would seriously reduce obesity. Compulsory service would make America healthier, thinner, and better educated

what do y'all think?

yes because it would make it much easier to indoctornate people into the american way of blind patriotism and obedience to a higher power

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Because current vets have socialized medicine? Whaaaa?

bong
Jan 30, 2015

by Shine

boom boom boom posted:

Compulsory service is when everybody has to be in the military for a couple years. Israel does it because they have a big national security problem. America is safe, but maybe compulsory service would be a good idea anyway

Everybody would get access to the GI Bill. So everybody would have socialized medicine and free college. Plus the physical fitness standards would seriously reduce obesity. Compulsory service would make America healthier, thinner, and better educated

what do y'all think?

This is retarded

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i think every american should get an at4 three boxes of grenades and their choice of apache or bradley

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
My gut tells me this would go very badly, but I know almost nothing about the army or America, so my opinion doesn't count.

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

Windows 98 posted:

A lot of people are very dumb and fat and bad, and therefore would degrade the quality of our military.

if they're not degrading the quality of our military they're degrading the quality of our nation

at least this way we'd be able to throw them into the ever-churning machine of infinite war to sink or swim. if they survive, they have what it takes to be a true american :black101:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

maker posted:

yes because it would make it much easier to indoctornate people into the american way of blind patriotism and obedience to a higher power

oh yeah, god forbid there would be fewer of those Bundy Ranch weirdos

Shadow posted:

Because current vets have socialized medicine? Whaaaa?

They get free medicine from the VA.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yes, because it would dramatically increase suicide rates and i support depopulation.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im gonna give you dose of foot in your rear end and bill your insurance afterwards

bong
Jan 30, 2015

by Shine
Have you even been alive for the past 2 years? The VA is in the midst of a huge scandal for being junk and crap

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

No cause the goddamn liberals would refuse to hold the guns :argh:

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

I'll give my vote to any candidate who promises compulsory service without the socialised medicine and free college, thanks.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

bong posted:

Have you even been alive for the past 2 years? The VA is in the midst of a huge scandal for being junk and crap

no one who ever says poo poo like this would ever join the military. they support selective service for everyone else.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
not a bad idea OP. teach these loving mutts some respect, and get a border patrol to keep out the communists. i like it.

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines
There would be so many people claiming exemptions for afflictions real and imagined. You'd probably have to have compulsory service for the office that deals with the whining.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
dovetailing on this idea, when their service is up, they could be killed and their family would get the insurance money.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i hear the military is very lame and wont just let you shoot guns off or grab a rocket launcher whenever you want seems boring to me

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Yeah, I'm actually hugely in favor of this. I've read some pretty good articles that part of the reason we make such bad decisions with our military is because nobody's in it anymore. Like I wanna say it was something like in ww2 2/3rds of the population had a direct relative (mother/father, brother/sister, son/daughter) serving in the military, but now it's something like 1/5

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
no, heinlein is a moron and so are you op

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
I unironically support this idea. If everyone was eligible for combat duty we'd be much less gung ho about invading other countries. Now we just rely on minorities and rednecks to win our oil for us.

bong
Jan 30, 2015

by Shine

big black turnout posted:

Yeah, I'm actually hugely in favor of this. I've read some pretty good articles that part of the reason we make such bad decisions with our military is because nobody's in it anymore. Like I wanna say it was something like in ww2 2/3rds of the population had a direct relative (mother/father, brother/sister, son/daughter) serving in the military, but now it's something like 1/5

And clearly WW2 was great for everyone involved

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
all of the anecdotal experience ive heard makes the military sound like a place where you get really gay and jerk off in the same room some times and play a lot of xbox and maybe be scarred for life by watching a moon faced corn fed idiot get imploded by a mortar or something

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
If the problem is "not enough cannon fodder to run 5 or 6 pointless wars purely for corporate gain" then yes, it'd solve that "problem."

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You go first OP and tell us how it is, then we will decide if it's a good idea or not. Be sure to post updates to this thread from Syria!

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Not everybody is cut out for the military, South Korea has compulsory service and it is very unpopular and there are all kinds of abuse stories that surface every now and then. if you think wrestling locker rooms are bad, imagine the deviant poo poo that would happen in the testosterone filled barracks if we moved to conscription.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Universal conscription all the way

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Conscripts are the worst loving soldiers.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Yes but given our demographics it'd only work if flipped and baby boomers were drafted

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
sure, this is a great idea. also change the military into an organization that rebuilds infrastructure instead of just killing people, then you will have tricked america into accepting socialism

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
Make it a choice of military service or time spent working on major infrastructure or public works projects, and I'd be OK with this. If anything, having people spend 2 years planting trees or laying railway tracks would probably contribute more to the country than having a mass bunch of grunts with guns and nothing to do with them. It makes sense to keep the military as a volunteer force, especially as it gets more reliant on technology. The stupids will still manage to get run over by bulldozers or eaten by bears, so it'll still help to chlorinate the genepool.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

no because compulsory service is a waste of time, in countries where there is mandatory service people just sit on their rear end and don't do poo poo just ask them

boom boom boom posted:

Compulsory service would make America healthier
haha

quote:

, thinner
hahahaha

quote:

, and better educated
hahahahahahaha no.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Windows 98 posted:

A lot of people are very dumb and fat and bad, and therefore would degrade the quality of our military.

Only one of those don't already apply to the members of the US military.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

down n out posted:

Not everybody is cut out for the military, South Korea has compulsory service and it is very unpopular and there are all kinds of abuse stories that surface every now and then. if you think wrestling locker rooms are bad, imagine the deviant poo poo that would happen in the testosterone filled barracks if we moved to conscription.

I've never been in a wrestling locker room, but I've seen a lot of videos that take place in them, and they make wrestling locker rooms look pretty great

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If all the millenials are in the military then who will fix my computer after I install a bunch of tool bars while trying to download porn torrents?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Compulsory service is when everybody has to be in the military for a couple years. Israel does it because they have a big national security problem. America is safe, but maybe compulsory service would be a good idea anyway

Everybody would get access to the GI Bill. So everybody would have socialized medicine and free college. Plus the physical fitness standards would seriously reduce obesity. Compulsory service would make America healthier, thinner, and better educated

what do y'all think?

Unironically pro compulsory service. In addition to the increased physical fitness and educational benefits you already mentioned, the common experience shared by all citizens would strengthen us as a community and also reduce the instance of "special snowflake syndrome" that is increasingly prevalent in our society.

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bong
Jan 30, 2015

by Shine

Applewhite posted:

Unironically pro compulsory service. In addition to the increased physical fitness and educational benefits you already mentioned, the common experience shared by all citizens would strengthen us as a community and also reduce the instance of "special snowflake syndrome" that is increasingly prevalent in our society.

You're a fascist.

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