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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hold up, the host of the Price is Right also owns a prison supply business? bob is dead, dude
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:bob is dead, dude nope
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Mar 28, 2016 04:33
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I have to get changed several times a night to go into a nuclear reactor containment building and reading this thread makes me want some kind of OSHA approved Velcro safety toe boot. Lacing and unlacing high leather boots like five times a night is a pain in the rear end.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hold up, the host of the Price is Right also owns a prison supply business? i thought so too for the longest time but its actually a different bob barker. according to the website he was a simple man who started out in the back room of a barbershop with nothing but a dream and now he is the most successful businessman to profit off the pathetic existence of inmates everywhere truly an american role model
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Give Pat a Job posted:Yes and they have claimed all the best fashion for themselves. First velcro shoes, then helmets, then Jeff Dunham t-shirts. What's next I wonder? wearing sweatpants in public w/o underwear tbh theres some overlap with strip club perverts there because both really enjoy masturbating in public.
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Mar 28, 2016 04:37
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no really, he is dead. Drew Carey is the new host
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no he actually is alive but prob will die at any minute since hes like 158 years old
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no really, he is dead. Drew Carey is the new host He's not dead, but he is 92 so just wait awhile.
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Honky Dong Country posted:He's not dead, but he is 92 so just wait awhile. no poo poo. I honestly thought he was dead
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Hi OP, I just got some of these in the mail yesterday and they own. I got them not because I hate tying my shoes but because I'm  about sneakers and don't like having the bunny-ears on certain pairs.https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/914635363/xpand-lacing-system
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Mar 28, 2016 04:41
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Now I want to buy prison supplies. Pill resistant sweat pants, yes please!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no poo poo. I honestly thought he was dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
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Mar 28, 2016 04:42
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Anonymous Robot posted:Hi OP, I just got some of these in the mail yesterday and they own. I got them not because I hate tying my shoes but because I'm $851,000. I hate kickstarter so much
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Now I want to buy prison supplies. Pill resistant sweat pants, yes please! no joke a lot of its really comfortable
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the great deceiver posted:no joke a lot of its really comfortable Please, show me the ways of prison comfort!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please, show me the ways of prison comfort! Here you go, buddy! 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please, show me the ways of prison comfort! well you pretty much got the basics down in this thread: mesh basketball shorts, drawstring sweatpants, unicolor tanktops/tshirts and velcro shoes. i advise staying away from the bob barker bedding and bath line however
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Mar 28, 2016 04:48
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nooneofconsequence posted:A couple of the pairs of Vibram Fivefingers I own have velcro and they're pretty cool. Please don't wear those, you're making everyone around you do that automatic response expression where your lip curls up and your eyes narrow and you go "eugh" edit:  this one, for reference
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CJacobs posted:Please don't wear those, you're making everyone around you do that automatic response expression where your lip curls up and your eyes narrow and you go "eugh" for real, even when i first saw them posted on these forums almost 10yrs ago oh how i wanted to take them all and throw them in the garbage can
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That Robot posted:didn't they recall those coz it hosed it people's feet?
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CJacobs posted:Please don't wear those, you're making everyone around you do that automatic response expression where your lip curls up and your eyes narrow and you go "eugh" mr orange did not age well
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Can't you just wear shoes designed not to have laces? I feel like it's a pretty common shoe design outside of sportswear.
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Mar 28, 2016 05:33
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Velcro should be fine, fannypacks should be fine. Fashion is stupid.
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my grandfather would wear them because killing so many goddamn koreans tore up his finger joints
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What shoes do you guys want velcro on is mostly the part I'm confused about. Velcro is a replacement for laces which is really something you only need on sneakers. Pretty much the most basic fashion 101 for dudes is you shouldn't be wearing sneakers unless you are presently exercising or expect to be doing so in the near future. Every other kind of shoe I can think of will have varieties with and without laces, so if you hate tying your shoes that much you can just get ones without. If you are wearing sneakers but hate laces just get velcro, as it's not like anyone is going to care what your shoes look like when you're exercising in them and if you're wearing them day to day you're going to look clueless either way.
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ArbitraryC posted:What shoes do you guys want velcro on is mostly the part I'm confused about. Velcro is a replacement for laces which is really something you only need on sneakers. Pretty much the most basic fashion 101 for dudes is you shouldn't be wearing sneakers unless you are presently exercising or expect to be doing so in the near future. Every other kind of shoe I can think of will have varieties with and without laces, so if you hate tying your shoes that much you can just get ones without. If you are wearing sneakers but hate laces just get velcro, as it's not like anyone is going to care what your shoes look like when you're exercising in them and if you're wearing them day to day you're going to look clueless either way. Jesus christ
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my dad wears velcro shoes because i wore them when I was like 3 years old and he thought they were a good idea and he probably has aspergers like back when I was a ~troubled teen~ my therapist met him once for like 10 minutes and right after went "you know your dad probably has aspergers right" so there, velcro shoes are what my weird dad wears, therefore they can't be cool
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Mange Mite posted:Jesus christ
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OctoberBlues posted:You could also go those shoe laces that curl up like a pigs tail at the end so you don't have to tie them. na fam get u some of those shoe lace clamps   
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Lastgirl posted:na fam im p sure i had an older vers of the ninja turtle ones sometime around 90-91...but i think on mine the clamp was the mouth which was even cooler (or maybe that part im just imagining idk long time ago) Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Loafers are velcro shoes for adults. You can even get away with them in formal occasions if you get a black leather pair.
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Mariana Horchata posted:for real, even when i first saw them posted on these forums almost 10yrs ago oh how i wanted to take them all and throw them in the garbage can I used to work at a skateboard/clothing store in a small town where a local kid would come in and hit on me wearing those shoes and he would talk about how he would take these long walks up in the hills with them on and how they made him closer to nature, and feel like he could grip the earth with his feet while he climbed on rocks. He was really loving weird, and I think it is fair to say I've personally never seen a non-weird person wear them.
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CJacobs posted:Please don't wear those, you're making everyone around you do that automatic response expression where your lip curls up and your eyes narrow and you go "eugh" back in college one of the shittier drug dealers i knew bought some and kept loving wiggling his toes loving constantly ugh
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Honky Dong Country posted:I have to get changed several times a night to go into a nuclear reactor containment building and reading this thread makes me want some kind of OSHA approved Velcro safety toe boot. Lacing and unlacing high leather boots like five times a night is a pain in the rear end. You need boas my man. 
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Who lied to you and told you Velcro sneakers were uncool
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If you're an adult wearing velcro shoes I assume you have diabetes and your footmeat is one good tug away from coming right off.
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:You need boas my man. for when you really really need to curbstomp someone AND get your judge dredd on without getting blood spatter on your socks.
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LadyAmbien posted:I used to work at a skateboard/clothing store in a small town where a local kid would come in and hit on me wearing those shoes and he would talk about how he would take these long walks up in the hills with them on and how they made him closer to nature, and feel like he could grip the earth with his feet while he climbed on rocks. Sounds like they fit the profile - im glad they never dropped down from ur ceiling to drag you off to their nest. There's nothing wrong at all with doing outdoor activities w/o shoes on, so just do that if u want to commune with nature or just feel good so long as you arent at risk of stepping on something painful - in fact id much rather do that if possible than wear sandals.
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if you don't want to tie your shoes just wear cowboy boots or crocs or something
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In all honesty I can't remember the last time I tied my shoes. I leave all my shoes tied and just slip them on, I'm just too busy and important to waste time tying. edit: would consider those Garfield clips though
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