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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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How come it's uncool for adults to wear velcro shoes? I wish they were cool, they just seem so much easier than laces. Seriously, it sounds like they are one of those things that should have been considered progress that everyone would latch onto and call good. Can someone please explain why society can be so cruel?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

tie your loving shoes

I do, but I would like to not have to anymore

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

children have velcro shoes. You aint a child are you?

That's the point. Why are they considered only for children. I want to wear them everyday and not be mocked.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's really hard to find cool-looking velcro shoes nowadays, they all look like rear end :(

I blame society. If they were considered acceptable footwear the styles would be numerous, yet here we are.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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www posted:

where what you want dude

I'm afraid of being teased by my peers

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Keep Autism Wired posted:

adults shan't do any a thing which a child does

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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One day this oppression will end

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Fonzarelli posted:

you can wear velcro shoes OP, but the rest of your outfit better be kinda cool and you also better be decent looking

We might have a problem here...i dress plainly and am unremarkable looking

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fonzarelli posted:

yeah thats the problem, you'll just look like you don't wanna tie your shoes

Hey, it would be true

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the great deceiver posted:

in county jail they used to sell all white velcro shoes for 19.99. you cant hang yourself or garrote your cellie with velcro!:eng101:

Are they for sale to the public?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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the great deceiver posted:

i know you're kidding but yes they are

Hold up, the host of the Price is Right also owns a prison supply business?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

bob is dead, dude

nope

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Now I want to buy prison supplies. Pill resistant sweat pants, yes please!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no poo poo. I honestly thought he was dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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the great deceiver posted:

no joke a lot of its really comfortable

Please, show me the ways of prison comfort!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Is that a shoe with a built-in Simon game? My goodness.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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One day I will be free from these shackles called shoe laces.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Angela Christine posted:

What if Op is cool enough to be a trendsetter tho? Trendsetters can get adults to wear really stupid poo poo.

I'm not cool

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