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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Check out this highlight reel:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ce_1459107182

The Syrian army killed about 400 of the worst jihadists today, helping to ensure that their secular government remains in power and that Syria doesn't become another failed state overrun by Islamic extremists. Good job guys!

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Is there a number i can call if theres a jihadi im worried about

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Is there a number i can call if theres a jihadi im worried about

ther is a Syrian embassy in D.C. but diplomatic relations are suspended so I don;t think they'll answer the phone

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
war is good

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Bravo to these brave men

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

im naming my firstborn child Bashar al-Assad (ESPECIALLY if its a girl)

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
good time to install a water park imo. ISIS guys hate water parks

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

war is good

gonna need you to cite some sources on this one my man at least 5-7 vaguely credible articles will do

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

Is there a number i can call if theres a jihadi im worried about

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I have a Muslim Egyptian friend whose twitter name involves isis (the Egyptian god) but I think she might be a cute small dark skinned jihadist

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
BREAKING: your heart beats out several more of its finite strokes, entropy continues apace, death remains certain

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

I have a Muslim Egyptian friend whose twitter name involves isis (the Egyptian god) but I think she might be a cute small dark skinned jihadist

does she look like Mia Khalifa? because that's what I'm picturing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChrisHansen posted:

I have a Muslim Egyptian friend whose twitter name involves isis (the Egyptian god) but I think she might be a cute small dark skinned jihadist

idiot

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

City of Tampa posted:

does she look like Mia Khalifa? because that's what I'm picturing

She's like 5'2" and like 90 Pounds.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

I have a Muslim Egyptian friend whose twitter name involves isis (the Egyptian god) but I think she might be a cute small dark skinned jihadist

Post some pics you jabroni. Don't just give me a chub and leave me hanging.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

I take offense to that statement!



And yet I do not deny it's accuracy

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

ChrisHansen posted:

I have a Muslim Egyptian friend whose twitter name involves isis (the Egyptian god) but I think she might be a cute small dark skinned jihadist

maybe you could prove your value by helping carrying an rpg up the stairs for her or something

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
cheap cameras and drones allowing me to watch armies liberate cities from a laptop balanced on my belly

what a time to be alive

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

Post some pics you jabroni. Don't just give me a chub and leave me hanging.

Sorry i can't because we slept together once and I would like that to happen again

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChrisHansen posted:

I take offense to that statement!



And yet I do not deny it's accuracy

:wink:

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

VikingSkull posted:

war is good

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

VikingSkull posted:

war is good

:agreed:

Irom
May 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

war is good

~the judge

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
I have to agree with the US State Dept. that this turn of events is bad. It's bad that the SAA ran ISIS out of Palmyra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxs7yog_CjM

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
palmyra, mistress of the dark.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

I have to agree with the US State Dept. that this turn of events is bad. It's bad that the SAA ran ISIS out of Palmyra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxs7yog_CjM

all he had to say was the last sentence, what a nerd

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flavahbeast posted:

all he had to say was the last sentence, what a nerd

Syria has an army?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Syria has an army?

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
and where do the protoss fit in

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game



how does Caro feel about this?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how does Caro feel about this?

I'd say he had a boner but boners don't have actual bones so you couldn't tell if he did

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

I'm glad of it

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i support the lion bashar assad in his fight

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think i took that city in a Total War game its pretty easy

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


ChrisHansen posted:

She's like 5'2" and like 90 Pounds.

Can you introduce us? Thanks in advance.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game



So when all the military-aged males return from Europa, they will take up arms and crush and defeat all 18 factions. inshallah.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


ChrisHansen posted:

Sorry i can't because we slept together once and I would like that to happen again

Ugh!!!!! Chris Hansen has foiled me again!

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
so i guess we were wrong about all this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Bravo to these brave men

Thank you for your sacrifice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmv2pskP_c

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvbx2q1yf0

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