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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the drone footage is dope but my lust for high quality war porn is unquenchable

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Shaquin posted:

gonna need you to cite some sources on this one my man at least 5-7 vaguely credible articles will do

Without war, rich people wouldn't need to keep so many poor people around to fight for them.

It's why they put up with surplus people who don't exist to serve their immediate needs.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


City of Tampa posted:

does she look like Mia Khalifa? because that's what I'm picturing

I don't know who Mia Khalifa is so I'm picturing Wiz Khalifa instead

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
yea just imagine wiz with a terrible boob job

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

raditts posted:

I don't know who Mia Khalifa is so I'm picturing Wiz Khalifa instead

*nodding in solidarity*

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game



Only ISIS there with a clean sweep!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
We're gonna liberate this city

*shells the entire city and fires indiscriminately into it*


civilians dead, so what

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
No wonder all sane people are escaping that country in droves. Literally all sides are likely to end up murdering you

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
i watched the first minute and it was like durka durka lovely drone piloting jihad durka durka

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive played enough jagged alliance i could take over a small country

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
all glory to Bashar al-Assad the new lion of Damascus

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


d&d must be devastated

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

there's like 18 armies in Syria, it's like a fuckin Total War game



:laugh:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

The Brown Menace posted:

d&d must be devastated

also, d&d delenda est

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

We're gonna liberate this city

*shells the entire city and fires indiscriminately into it*


civilians dead, so what

yeah but we aren't talking about the American occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

City of Tampa posted:

Check out this highlight reel:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ce_1459107182

The Syrian army killed about 400 of the worst jihadists today, helping to ensure that their secular government remains in power and that Syria doesn't become another failed state overrun by Islamic extremists. Good job guys!

I talked to my McDonalds server about this when I went to get a breakfast muffin and she looked at me like I was a mental.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

hi FSB :nsallears:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Also Syria is already a failed state wasteland, but hey it'll make a nice airbase

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The middle east looks so boring and lame

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

City of Tampa posted:

yeah but we aren't talking about the American occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan

Why are you posting non-sequitors?

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

raditts posted:

I don't know who Mia Khalifa is so I'm picturing Wiz Khalifa instead

90 pounds as well but 10 of em are boobs. Its pretty great

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

SurfaceDetail posted:

90 pounds as well but 10 of em are boobs. Its pretty great

and extremists hate her because shes a former muslim who does porn

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Pretty sure she was a Maronite.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Eararaldor posted:

Only ISIS there with a clean sweep!

ISIS be all "oh look guys with guns and I don't personally know their names, guess we can fire on them"

Everyone else prob has to consult this very chart before deciding whether to open fire because drat

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


loquacius posted:

ISIS be all "oh look guys with guns and I don't personally know their names, guess we can fire on them"

Everyone else prob has to consult this very chart before deciding whether to open fire because drat

the SAA and russians can just yell TAKBIR and if they reply with allahu ackbar light the fuckers up

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I'm sure Donald Trump could find a way to sort this all out sensibly.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
jihad it coming

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

WaryWarren posted:

So when all the military-aged males return from Europa, they will take up arms and crush and defeat all 18 factions. inshallah.

allah willing

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

I have to agree with the US State Dept. that this turn of events is bad. It's bad that the SAA ran ISIS out of Palmyra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxs7yog_CjM

never forget the heroes (aka ISIS) that died fighting against Assad and Putin

:jihad: :911:

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


City of Tampa posted:

never forget the heroes (aka ISIS) that died fighting against Assad and Putin

:jihad: :911:

d&d simulator

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
Ugh forget military aid someone said a goddamn camera crew over there to teach them how to focus a gopro

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Stoatbringer posted:

I'm sure Donald Trump could find a way to sort this all out sensibly.

Trump and Putin would probably be besties and would agree that ISIS should be killed, preferably by local forces

Hillary is going to do her best to destroy Syria's government and destabilize that country so that it can provide the next generation of no-bid contracts for campaign contributors. She'll probably get a few million in personal "speaking fees" out of it too.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Eararaldor posted:

Only ISIS there with a clean sweep!

Actually, if you noticed, ISIS is not at war with ISIS. They could easily take care of that though, since it's them. Come on ISIS, all you have to do is declare war on yourself and you win the big prize!

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Shaquin posted:

gonna need you to cite some sources on this one my man at least 5-7 vaguely credible articles will do

historically speaking loving up a bunch of ppl is a great way to change things because nobody gives a gently caress about protest

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

caleramaen posted:

Actually, if you noticed, ISIS is not at war with ISIS. They could easily take care of that though, since it's them. Come on ISIS, all you have to do is declare war on yourself and you win the big prize!

ISIS factions fight each other pretty regularly, though

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

VikingSkull posted:

ISIS factions fight each other pretty regularly, though

Workplace Violence

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Yeah a lot of ISIS military is broken up along national and ethnic lines. So if you're a Saudi you go with a unit of primarily Saudis, if you're Algerian you go with Algerians. Word is is that everyone is afraid of the Chechens because they're insane and super brutal, more so than the rest of the psychopaths. If you're a Westerner or African you're canon fodder lol.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
piiiiiiiiISISss

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

We're gonna liberate this city

*shells the entire city and fires indiscriminately into it*


civilians dead, so what

there probably haven't been any civilians left there for a long time

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Can I visit the ruins now?

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