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Okay, look, let's all be real here: The 2015 season sucked. Half the teams had no offensive lines, the final four in the AFC were Brady, Ben, and Peyton AGAIN, Denver won the loving superbowl and I hate everything. So let's just refuse to acknowledge that that five month window of our lives ever happened and decide the rightful 2015 Champion like honest people should: Via shoddy internet simulation. I'm gonna replay the entire 2015 schedule with our trusty whatifsports simulator and I swear to god if Denver wins it again I'm banning myself. I will commence shortly.
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First time I've heard of whatifsports simulator. I tried the 2015 Chiefs vs 2003 Chiefs. 2015 won 38-36. The stats look so loving beautiful. 
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Mar 28, 2016 07:03
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Like Trent Green would have survived a full game against this year's Chiefs pass rush
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Mar 28, 2016 07:08
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Intruder posted:Like Trent Green would have survived a full game against this year's Chiefs pass rush With the 2003 O-line, yeah he would. 2003 Green would slay yet still lose because the 2003 defense was one of the worst ever.
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 Week One Pittsburgh 31, New England 28 Green Bay 33, Chicago 32 Kansas City 16, Houston 13 New York Jets 27, Cleveland 16 Buffalo 41, Indianapolis 28 Washington 24, Miami 19 Jacksonville 47, Carolina 31 Seattle 16, St. Louis 13 Arizona 49, New Orleans 7 San Diego 27, Detroit 21 Tampa Bay 35, Tennessee 33 Oakland 27, Cincinnati 24 Denver 14, Baltimore 6 Dallas 34, New York Giants 24 Philadelphia 28, Atlanta 17 San Francisco 33, Minnesota 30 AFC East: New York Jets: 1-0 0-0 Buffalo: 1-0 0-0 Miami: 0-1 0-0 New England: 0-1 0-0 AFC North: Pittsburgh: 1-0 0-0 Baltimore: 0-1 0-0 Cincinnati: 0-1 0-0 Cleveland: 0-1 0-0 AFC South: Jacksonville: 1-0 0-0 Indianapolis: 0-1 0-0 Houston: 0-1 0-0 Tennessee: 0-1 0-0 AFC West: Denver: 1-0 0-0 Kansas City: 1-0 0-0 Oakland: 1-0 0-0 San Diego: 1-0 0-0 NFC East: Dallas: 1-0 1-0 Washington: 1-0 0-0 Philadelphia: 1-0 0-0 New York Giants: 0-1 0-1 NFC North: Green Bay: 1-0 1-0 Detroit: 0-1 0-0 Minnesota: 0-1 0-0 Chicago: 0-1 0-1 NFC South: Tampa Bay: 1-0 0-0 Atlanta: 0-1 0-0 New Orleans: 0-1 0-0 Carolina: 0-1 0-0 NFC West: Seattle: 1-0 1-0 San Francisco: 1-0 0-0 Arizona: 1-0 0-0 St. Louis: 0-1 0-1
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Mar 28, 2016 07:31
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I coulda been good with everything happening the same, except the Panthers win the Super Bowl. Broncos cut Peyton, he goes to the Rams and gets sacked out of the league by Week 3.
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Well folks I don't say this often but if you missed this one then you made the right choice. This game was a completely one-sided beat-down that wasn't even as close as the scores would suggest. The Browns came out of the gate with a surprising ground game, picking up 31 yards on their first 3 runs to put them on the Jets 43. Unfortunately, the Browns were then called for 2 holding penalties in a row, taking them well out of scoring position. They might have overcome this to start the game with a score if not for a Calvin Pace sack for 7 yards on 3rd and 15, forcing them to punt. The Jets responded with their own running back attack, with Ivory and Powell gaining 48 yards to put the Jets in scoring range before Fitzpatrick makes a terrible decision and gets intercepted by Tramon Williams at the Cleveland 15 yard line. The teams then trade punts until the end of the first quarter. The Browns slowly move the ball up the field for five minutes in the second quarter until Calvin Pace again sacks McCown on 3rd down at midfield to force a Browns punt. The Jets then drive down the field with a pair of 3rd down conversions by Browns penalties to score the first points of the game with a chip shot field goal by Nick Folk. McCown and the Browns swiftly respond with a 43 yard field goal of their own with just a minute left in the half. Ryan Fitzpatrick's Jets don't waste any time and quickly move down the field with shots to Marshall and Decker before sealing the deal with a pass to Fullback Tommy Bohanon. The defense didn't even seem to recognize that Bohanon was a possible target as he walked in for a 22 yard touchdown. The Jets receive to start the second half and after a nice return to the Cleveland 36. The Jets don't have to move far to get into range for another Nick Folk field goal, but managed to use half the quarter anyway. Ivory does most of the work on this drive picking up 36 of the 46 yards gained over five carries. The Browns don't do much with their possession before handing it back to the Jets who remain committed to their ground game for the rest of the quarter. The fourth quarter is where most of the scoring comes from. The Jets start off with a couple chunk plays by Eric Decker and Blail Powell getting 15 and 17 yards respectively to put the Jets in scoring position. Ryan Fitzpatrick throws the ball to Brandon Marshall short of the goal line but he manages to reach it inside the pylon for the second touchdown of the game. Cleveland goes 3 and out giving the Jets a chance to extend their lead even further. The Jets seize the opportunity with the help of a Cleveland facemask penalty and big gains by Decker, Powell and Zac Stacy before giving Chris Ivory the nod at the 7 yard line on a draw play for the Jets third touchdown of the night, making it 27-3. At this point the game is over, but the Browns manage a couple garbage time touchdowns with a run by Isaiah Crowell (failed 2-pt conversion) and a Josh McCown pass to Travis Benjamin. The New York Jets showed a promising start to the league year with an utterly dominant performance against an admittedly terrible franchise. With New England falling to the Steelers in week 1, could this finally be the year that the Jets knock Bill Bellichick off his AFC East throne? sirtommygunn fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Mar 28, 2016 08:41
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Mar 28, 2016 08:44
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All hail new goat tj yeldon
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Mar 28, 2016 08:48
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As ugly as it was in real life
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Mar 28, 2016 09:55
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finally, i will get nfl mvp kirk cousins, thank you ross.
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Mar 28, 2016 09:57
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The wild ride begins
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Mar 28, 2016 14:22
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Andy Dalton.
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Mar 28, 2016 14:24
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This is our year  Tyrod doing what he does best, racking up yards through the air AND on his feet.
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Mar 28, 2016 14:28
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This is some bullshit
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Mar 28, 2016 14:43
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I already don't like this season. 
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Mar 28, 2016 14:52
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Chromatic posted:First time I've heard of whatifsports simulator. Smith getting a boatload of YAC? Sounds about right.
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Mar 28, 2016 14:56
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This is a good thread Ross
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Mar 28, 2016 15:55
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Anaranjado posted:Andy Dalton.
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Mar 28, 2016 16:25
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Not sure but if the Bengals keep running it 40 times a game then it might be bad
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Mar 28, 2016 19:40
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I just hope that virtual Flacco finally gets the chance to pass for 4k yards.
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Mar 28, 2016 19:40
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Glad to see that in this alternate reality that Bills fans would still lobby the Guinness Book of World Records to measure the noise level at the Ralph.
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Mar 28, 2016 19:56
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I just hope all the Giants don't die in this alternate 2015
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Mar 28, 2016 20:56
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CyberPingu posted:The wild ride begins  
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Mar 28, 2016 21:24
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 Even the computer knows.
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Week 2 St. Louis 23, Washington 17 Kansas City 20, Denver 19 Houston 23, Carolina 20 Pittsburgh 52, San Francisco 19 New Orleans 37, Tampa Bay 34 Minnesota 27, Detroit 13 Arizona 40, Chicago 38 New England 38, Buffalo 28 Cincinnati 34, San Diego 12 Tennessee 28, Cleveland 20 New York Giants 35, Atlanta 28 Miami 34, Jacksonville 33 Baltimore 49, Oakland 20 Philadelphia 38, Dallas 31 Seattle 21, Green Bay 17 New York Jets 30, Indianapolis 21 AFC East: New York Jets: 2-0 0-0 New England: 1-1 1-0 Miami: 1-1 0-0 Buffalo: 1-1 0-1 AFC North: Pittsburgh: 2-0 0-0 Baltimore: 1-1 0-0 Cincinnati: 1-1 0-0 Cleveland: 0-2 0-0 AFC South: Jacksonville: 1-1 0-0 Houston: 1-1 0-0 Tennessee: 1-1 0-0 Indianapolis: 0-2 0-0 AFC West: Kansas City: 2-0 1-0 Oakland: 1-1 0-0 San Diego: 1-1 0-0 Denver: 1-1 0-1 NFC East: Philadelphia: 2-0 1-0 Dallas: 1-1 1-1 Washington: 1-1 0-0 New York Giants: 1-1 0-1 NFC North: Minnesota: 1-1 1-0 Green Bay: 1-1 1-0 Detroit: 0-2 0-1 Chicago: 0-2 0-1 NFC South: New Orleans: 1-1 1-0 Tampa Bay: 1-1 0-1 Atlanta: 0-2 0-0 Carolina: 0-2 0-0 NFC West: Seattle: 2-0 1-0 Arizona: 2-0 0-0 San Francisco: 1-1 0-0 St. Louis: 1-1 0-1
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Steelers are Super Bowl bound in this here thing edit: i don't like Cavauro fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 04:43
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Of course a 1 point lead is insurmountable. Losing sucks but the real life win was a hilarious fluke anyway.
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How does this work with injuries? Will Romo go down for the count in week 5 ?(roughly, i drowned out this season with whiskey). Will randle get benched around the same time?
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Mar 29, 2016 05:09
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drat, Tamba came in dry.  Also, 2-0 bitches. 
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Mar 29, 2016 05:17
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Mariota with a 7 to 0 td/int ratio 
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MAYBE WE WONT LOSE EVERY GAME IN THE FINAL MINUTE NOW wait, I looked at the "game summary" Ross Angeles posted:
This game is hilariously inaccurate, although Beckham has 4 TDs this fake season already, so maybe it is. Please keep doing this Ross Febreeze fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 05:44
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Here are your rushing and passing leaders thru two weeks. I'm not doing receiving, gently caress that. Passing: 1. Jay Cutler - 661 2. Tony Romo - 621 3. Carson Palmer - 610 4. Blaine Gabbert - 585 5. Eli Manning - 560 Rushing: 1. TJ Yeldon - 303 2. Le'Veon Bell - 278 3. Jonathan Stewart - 265 4. Todd Gurley - 236 5. Matt Forte - 221
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Mar 29, 2016 06:01
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This sim site loving loves the run game.
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Ross Angeles posted:Here are your rushing and passing leaders thru two weeks. I'm not doing receiving, gently caress that. Bell being 2nd despite being suspended those games.
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Febreeze posted:Please keep doing this Ross Edit: Jamaal Charles - 5.52 ypc so far, keeping up with his career avg of 5.5. He really did take the torch from LdT. 
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Mar 29, 2016 07:17
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Flacco 16/16 199 yds 3 tds low yardage beastin', currently on pace for 3032 yards
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Sam Bradford is 37/49 for 517 yards, 5 TDs and 2 picks for a QB rating of nearly 126. I wish I could have lived in this world, even for two weeks.
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OK, it was a loss, that was expected. But holy poo poo Karlos Williams is on fire.
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