Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Okay, look, let's all be real here: The 2015 season sucked. Half the teams had no offensive lines, the final four in the AFC were Brady, Ben, and Peyton AGAIN, Denver won the loving superbowl and I hate everything.

So let's just refuse to acknowledge that that five month window of our lives ever happened and decide the rightful 2015 Champion like honest people should: Via shoddy internet simulation.

I'm gonna replay the entire 2015 schedule with our trusty whatifsports simulator and I swear to god if Denver wins it again I'm banning myself.

I will commence shortly.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week One :siren:

Pittsburgh 31, New England 28
Green Bay 33, Chicago 32
Kansas City 16, Houston 13
New York Jets 27, Cleveland 16
Buffalo 41, Indianapolis 28
Washington 24, Miami 19
Jacksonville 47, Carolina 31
Seattle 16, St. Louis 13
Arizona 49, New Orleans 7
San Diego 27, Detroit 21
Tampa Bay 35, Tennessee 33
Oakland 27, Cincinnati 24
Denver 14, Baltimore 6
Dallas 34, New York Giants 24
Philadelphia 28, Atlanta 17
San Francisco 33, Minnesota 30


AFC East:

New York Jets: 1-0 0-0
Buffalo: 1-0 0-0
Miami: 0-1 0-0
New England: 0-1 0-0

AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 1-0 0-0
Baltimore: 0-1 0-0
Cincinnati: 0-1 0-0
Cleveland: 0-1 0-0

AFC South:

Jacksonville: 1-0 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-1 0-0
Houston: 0-1 0-0
Tennessee: 0-1 0-0

AFC West:

Denver: 1-0 0-0
Kansas City: 1-0 0-0
Oakland: 1-0 0-0
San Diego: 1-0 0-0

NFC East:

Dallas: 1-0 1-0
Washington: 1-0 0-0
Philadelphia: 1-0 0-0
New York Giants: 0-1 0-1

NFC North:

Green Bay: 1-0 1-0
Detroit: 0-1 0-0
Minnesota: 0-1 0-0
Chicago: 0-1 0-1

NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 1-0 0-0
Atlanta: 0-1 0-0
New Orleans: 0-1 0-0
Carolina: 0-1 0-0

NFC West:

Seattle: 1-0 1-0
San Francisco: 1-0 0-0
Arizona: 1-0 0-0
St. Louis: 0-1 0-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week 2 :siren:

St. Louis 23, Washington 17
Kansas City 20, Denver 19
Houston 23, Carolina 20
Pittsburgh 52, San Francisco 19
New Orleans 37, Tampa Bay 34
Minnesota 27, Detroit 13
Arizona 40, Chicago 38
New England 38, Buffalo 28
Cincinnati 34, San Diego 12
Tennessee 28, Cleveland 20
New York Giants 35, Atlanta 28
Miami 34, Jacksonville 33
Baltimore 49, Oakland 20
Philadelphia 38, Dallas 31
Seattle 21, Green Bay 17
New York Jets 30, Indianapolis 21


AFC East:

New York Jets: 2-0 0-0
New England: 1-1 1-0
Miami: 1-1 0-0
Buffalo: 1-1 0-1


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 2-0 0-0
Baltimore: 1-1 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-1 0-0
Cleveland: 0-2 0-0

AFC South:

Jacksonville: 1-1 0-0
Houston: 1-1 0-0
Tennessee: 1-1 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-2 0-0


AFC West:

Kansas City: 2-0 1-0
Oakland: 1-1 0-0
San Diego: 1-1 0-0
Denver: 1-1 0-1


NFC East:

Philadelphia: 2-0 1-0
Dallas: 1-1 1-1
Washington: 1-1 0-0
New York Giants: 1-1 0-1


NFC North:

Minnesota: 1-1 1-0
Green Bay: 1-1 1-0
Detroit: 0-2 0-1
Chicago: 0-2 0-1


NFC South:

New Orleans: 1-1 1-0
Tampa Bay: 1-1 0-1
Atlanta: 0-2 0-0
Carolina: 0-2 0-0


NFC West:

Seattle: 2-0 1-0
Arizona: 2-0 0-0
San Francisco: 1-1 0-0
St. Louis: 1-1 0-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Here are your rushing and passing leaders thru two weeks. I'm not doing receiving, gently caress that.

Passing:

1. Jay Cutler - 661
2. Tony Romo - 621
3. Carson Palmer - 610
4. Blaine Gabbert - 585
5. Eli Manning - 560


Rushing:

1. TJ Yeldon - 303
2. Le'Veon Bell - 278
3. Jonathan Stewart - 265
4. Todd Gurley - 236
5. Matt Forte - 221

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Three :siren:

Washington 31, Giants 24
Atlanta 24, Dallas 19
Tennessee 34, Indianapolis 23
Cleveland 34, Oakland 31 F/OT
Baltimore 35, Cincinnati 12
New England 35, Jacksonville 17
Carolina 31, New Orleans 30
Jets 27, Philadelphia 7
Tampa Bay 21, Houston 14
Minnesota 30, San Diego 3
St. Louis 28, Pittsburgh 27
Arizona 23, San Francisco 14
Buffalo 36, Miami 24
Seattle 26, Chicago 23
Denver 24, Detroit 17
Kansas City 31, Green Bay 17


AFC East:

New York Jets: 3-0 0-0
New England: 2-1 1-0
Buffalo: 2-1 1-1
Miami: 1-2 0-1


AFC North:

Baltimore: 2-1 1-0
Pittsburgh: 2-1 0-0
Cleveland: 1-2 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-2 0-1


AFC South:

Tennessee: 2-1 1-0
Jacksonville: 1-2 0-0
Houston: 1-2 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-3 0-1


AFC West:

Kansas City: 3-0 1-0
Denver: 2-1 0-1
Oakland: 1-2 0-0
San Diego: 1-2 0-0


NFC East:

Philadelphia: 2-1 1-0
Washington: 2-1 1-0
Dallas: 1-2 1-1
New York Giants: 1-2 0-2


NFC North:

Minnesota: 2-1 1-0
Green Bay: 1-2 1-0
Detroit: 0-3 0-1
Chicago: 0-3 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 2-1 0-1
Carolina: 1-2 1-0
New Orleans: 1-2 1-1
Atlanta: 1-2 0-0


NFC West:

Seattle: 3-0 1-0
Arizona: 3-0 1-0
St. Louis: 2-1 0-1
San Francisco: 1-2 0-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

Ross does these occasionally and the Bengals always dramatically underperform. I'm not accusing anyone of anything.*



Edit: The asterisk implies that I am accusing someone of something. Just in case that wasn't clear.

if I was gonna fix anything it'd be making Denver lose and San Diego win.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

Remember when people said you were doing that in the old ones. running sims is a rough life

They could also look at the URLs and realize they're numbered sequentially so they could literally check to see if I was running multiple sims for the same game!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Four :siren:

Pittsburgh 27, Baltimore 19
Jets 16, Miami 13 F/OT
Jacksonville 19, Indianapolis 12
Buffalo 38, Giants 10
Tampa 16, Carolina 10
Washington 26, Philadelphia 17
Chicago 34, Oakland 10
Houston 23, Atlanta 10
Cincinnati 19, Kansas City 17
Cleveland 28, San Diego 16
Green Bay 36, San Francisco 28
Arizona 25, St. Louis 7
Denver 30, Minnesota 23
Dallas 34, New Orleans 20
Detroit 29, Seattle 27


AFC East:

New York Jets: 4-0 1-0
Buffalo: 3-1 1-1
New England: 2-1 1-0
Miami: 1-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 3-1 1-0
Baltimore: 2-2 1-1
Cleveland: 2-2 0-0
Cincinnati: 2-2 0-1


AFC South:

Tennessee: 2-1 1-0
Jacksonville: 2-2 1-0
Houston: 2-2 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-4 0-2


AFC West:

Kansas City: 3-1 1-0
Denver: 3-1 0-1
Oakland: 1-3 0-0
San Diego: 1-3 0-0


NFC East:

Washington: 3-1 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-2 1-1
Dallas: 2-2 1-1
New York Giants: 1-3 0-2


NFC North:

Minnesota: 2-2 1-0
Green Bay: 2-2 1-0
Detroit: 1-3 0-1
Chicago: 1-3 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-1 1-1
Carolina: 1-3 1-1
New Orleans: 1-3 1-1
Atlanta: 1-3 0-0


NFC West:

Arizona: 4-0 2-0
Seattle: 3-1 1-0
St. Louis: 2-2 0-2
San Francisco: 1-3 0-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
also this sim is stupid and the 2015 chargers are bad

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Five :siren:

Indianapolis 23, Houston 20
Kansas City 37, Chicago 20
Seattle 20, Cincinnati 14
Atlanta 38, Washington 35
Jacksonville 21, Tampa Bay 7
New Orleans 41, Philadelphia 35
Baltimore 41, Cleveland 0
Green Bay 33, St. Louis 17
Buffalo 19, Tennessee 16
Arizona 37, Detroit 19
New England 37, Dallas 31
Denver 44, Oakland 38
San Francisco 24, Giants 17
Pittsburgh 62, San Diego 17 :gonk::gonk::gonk:


AFC East:

New York Jets: 4-0 1-0
Buffalo: 4-1 1-1
New England: 3-1 1-0
Miami: 1-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 4-1 1-0
Baltimore: 3-2 2-1
Cleveland: 2-3 0-1
Cincinnati: 2-3 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 3-2 1-0
Tennessee: 2-2 1-0
Houston: 2-3 0-1
Indianapolis: 1-4 1-2


AFC West:

Kansas City: 4-1 1-0
Denver: 4-1 1-1
San Diego: 1-4 0-0
Oakland: 1-4 0-1


NFC East:

Washington: 3-2 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-3 1-1
Dallas: 2-3 1-1
New York Giants: 1-4 0-2


NFC North:

Green Bay: 3-2 1-0
Minnesota: 2-2 1-0
Detroit: 1-4 0-1
Chicago: 1-4 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-2 1-1
New Orleans: 2-3 1-1
Atlanta: 2-3 0-0
Carolina: 1-3 1-1


NFC West:

Arizona: 5-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-1 1-0
San Francisco: 2-3 0-1
St. Louis: 2-3 0-2

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FizFashizzle posted:

this thread is dumb and bad

it's forcing me to accept that the 2015 Chargers weren't bad because of injury, they're just bad.

:smith:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Oh hey this thing

:siren: Week Six :siren:

Atlanta 31, New Orleans 20
Jets 16, Washington 7
Arizona 24, Pittsburgh 21
Minnesota 37, Kansas City 13
Cincinnati 30, Buffalo 6
Chicago 34, Detroit 30
Denver 24, Cleveland 13
Jacksonville 34, Houston 20
Miami 34, Tennessee 24
Carolina 14, Seattle 0
Green Bay 38, San Diego 20
Baltimore 22, San Francisco 13
New England 31, Indianapolis 15
Giants 27, Philadelphia 24


AFC East:

New York Jets: 5-0 1-0
New England: 4-1 1-0
Buffalo: 4-2 1-1
Miami: 2-3 0-2


AFC North:

Baltimore: 4-2 2-1
Pittsburgh: 4-2 1-0
Cincinnati: 3-3 0-1
Cleveland: 2-4 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 4-2 2-0
Tennessee: 2-3 1-0
Houston: 2-4 0-2
Indianapolis: 1-5 1-2


AFC West:

Denver: 5-1 1-1
Kansas City: 4-2 1-0
Oakland: 1-4 0-1
San Diego: 1-5 0-0


NFC East:

Washington: 3-3 2-0
Dallas: 2-3 1-1
New York Giants: 2-4 1-2
Philadelphia: 2-4 1-2


NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-2 1-0
Minnesota: 3-2 1-0
Chicago: 2-4 1-1
Detroit: 1-5 0-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-2 1-1
Atlanta: 3-3 1-0
Carolina: 2-3 1-1
New Orleans: 2-4 1-2


NFC West:

Arizona: 6-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-2 1-0
St. Louis: 2-3 0-2
San Francisco: 2-4 0-1


This sim is dumb

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seven :siren:

San Francisco 16, Seattle 13
Jacksonville 30, Buffalo 13
Tampa Bay 27, Washington 24
Atlanta 25, Tennessee 10
New Orleans 42, Indianapolis 38
Detroit 24, Minnesota 20
Pittsburgh 36, Kansas City 9
St. Louis 28, Cleveland 13
Miami 42, Houston 36
New England 27, Jets 20
Oakland 34, San Diego 31 this sim is so goddamn stupid
Dallas 38, Giants 31
Carolina 31, Philadelphia 25
Arizona 23, Baltimore 6



AFC East:

New England: 5-1 2-0
New York Jets: 5-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-3 1-1
Miami: 3-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 5-2 1-0
Baltimore: 4-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 3-3 0-1
Cleveland: 2-5 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-2 2-0
Tennessee: 2-4 1-0
Houston: 2-5 0-2
Indianapolis: 1-6 1-2


AFC West:

Denver: 5-1 1-1
Kansas City: 4-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-4 1-1
San Diego: 1-6 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 3-3 2-1
Washington: 3-4 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-5 1-2
New York Giants: 2-5 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-2 1-0
Minnesota: 3-3 1-1
Chicago: 2-4 1-1
Detroit: 2-5 1-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 4-2 1-1
Atlanta: 4-3 1-0
Carolina: 3-3 1-1
New Orleans: 3-4 1-2


NFC West:

Arizona: 7-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-3 1-1
St. Louis: 3-3 0-2
San Francisco: 3-4 1-1

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eight :siren:

New England 27, Miami 16
Kansas City 24, Detroit 13
Atlanta 33, Tampa Bay 24
Arizona 29, Cleveland 24
San Francisco 17, St. Louis 14
Giants 48, New Orleans 27
Minnesota 25, Chicago 22
Baltimore 48, San Diego 27
Pittsburgh 34, Cincinnati 24
Houston 31, Tennessee 20
Jets 31, Oakland 16
Dallas 23, Seattle 13
Denver 21, Green Bay 16
Carolina 17, Indianapolis 12



AFC East:

New England: 6-1 3-0
New York Jets: 6-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-3 1-1
Miami: 3-4 0-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 6-2 2-0
Baltimore: 5-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 3-4 0-2
Cleveland: 2-6 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-2 2-0
Houston: 3-5 1-2
Tennessee: 2-5 1-1
Indianapolis: 1-7 1-2



AFC West:

Denver: 6-1 1-1
Kansas City: 5-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-6 1-1
San Diego: 1-7 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 4-3 2-1
Washington: 3-4 2-0
New York Giants: 3-5 1-3
Philadelphia: 2-5 1-2



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-3 1-0
Minnesota: 4-3 2-1
Chicago: 2-5 1-2
Detroit: 2-6 1-2


NFC South:

Atlanta: 5-3 2-0
Carolina: 4-3 1-1
Tampa Bay: 4-3 1-2
New Orleans: 3-5 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-4 1-1
San Francisco: 4-4 2-1
St. Louis: 3-4 0-3

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Nine :siren:


Cincinnati 27, Cleveland 26
Carolina 19, Green Bay 0
New England 24, Washington 22
Tennessee 23, New Orleans 21
Miami 37, Buffalo 16
St. Louis 27, Minnesota 24
Jets 24, Jacksonville 7
Pittsburgh 30, Oakland 24 F/OT
Tampa Bay 31, Giants 24
San Francisco 31, Atlanta 17
Indianapolis 19, Denver 13
Dallas 38, Philadelphia 23
Chicago 38, San Diego 24



AFC East:

New England: 7-1 3-0
New York Jets: 7-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-4 1-2
Miami: 4-4 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 7-2 2-0
Baltimore: 5-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 4-4 1-2
Cleveland: 2-7 0-2


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-3 2-0
Houston: 3-5 1-2
Tennessee: 3-5 1-1
Indianapolis: 2-7 1-2



AFC West:

Denver: 6-2 1-1
Kansas City: 5-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-7 1-1
San Diego: 1-8 0-1


NFC East:

Washington: 3-5 2-0
Dallas: 5-3 3-1
New York Giants: 3-6 1-3
Philadelphia: 2-6 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-4 1-0
Minnesota: 4-4 2-1
Chicago: 3-5 1-2
Detroit: 2-6 1-2


NFC South:

Carolina: 5-3 1-1
Tampa Bay: 5-3 1-2
Atlanta: 5-4 2-0
New Orleans: 3-6 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-0 2-0
San Francisco: 5-4 2-1
Seattle: 4-4 1-1
St. Louis: 4-4 0-3

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

Oakland spiked the ball with 2 seconds left and then declined to kick a short FG and win the game?

lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Ten I Will Finish This Before The Season Starts :siren:


Buffalo 17, Jets 13
Detroit 33, Green Bay 27 F/OT
Tampa Bay 37, Dallas 21
Tennessee 34, Carolina 20
Chicago 51, St. Louis 27
Washignton 34, New Orleans 28 F/OT
Philadelphia 37, Miami 25
Pittsburgh 35, Cleveland 28
Jacksonville 24, Baltimore 20
Minnesota 30, Oakland 14
New England 38, Giants 7
Kansas City 16, Denver 9
Seattle 44, Arizona 6
Houston 30, Cincinnati 10



AFC East:

New England: 8-1 3-0
New York Jets: 7-2 1-2
Buffalo: 5-4 2-2
Miami: 4-5 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 8-2 3-0
Baltimore: 5-4 2-1
Cincinnati: 4-5 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-3


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 6-3 2-0
Tennessee: 4-5 1-1
Houston: 4-5 1-2
Indianapolis: 2-7 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 6-3 2-0
Denver: 6-3 1-2
Oakland: 2-8 1-1
San Diego: 1-8 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 5-4 3-1
Washington: 4-5 2-0
Philadelphia: 3-6 1-3
New York Giants: 3-7 1-3




NFC North:

Minnesota: 5-4 2-1
Green Bay: 4-5 1-1
Chicago: 4-5 1-2
Detroit: 3-6 2-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 6-3 1-2
Atlanta: 5-4 2-0
Carolina: 5-4 1-1
New Orleans: 3-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-1 2-1
San Francisco: 5-4 2-1
Seattle: 5-4 2-1
St. Louis: 4-5 0-3

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eleven :siren:


Jacksonville 27, Tennessee 24
Detroit 40, Oakland 38
Atlanta 45, Indianapolis 6
Houston 19, Jets 15
Tampa Bay 41, Philadelphia 37
Chicago 41, Denver 27
Baltimore 31, St. Louis 21
Dallas 41, Miami 27
Carolina 37, Washington 24
Kansas City 38, San Diego 26
Green Bay 33, Minnesota 30
Seattle 27, San Francisco 7
Cincinnati 27, Arizona 10
New England 26, Buffalo 23



AFC East:

New England: 9-1 4-0
New York Jets: 7-3 1-2
Buffalo: 5-5 2-3
Miami: 4-6 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 8-2 3-0
Baltimore: 6-4 2-1
Cincinnati: 5-5 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-3


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 7-3 3-0
Houston: 5-5 1-2
Tennessee: 4-6 1-2
Indianapolis: 2-8 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 7-3 3-0
Denver: 6-4 1-2
Oakland: 2-9 1-1
San Diego: 1-9 0-2


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-4 3-1
Washington: 4-6 2-0
Philadelphia: 3-7 1-3
New York Giants: 3-7 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 5-5 2-1
Minnesota: 5-5 2-2
Chicago: 5-5 1-2
Detroit: 4-6 2-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 7-3 1-2
Atlanta: 6-4 2-0
Carolina: 6-4 1-1
New Orleans: 3-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-2 2-1
Seattle: 6-4 3-1
San Francisco: 5-5 2-2
St. Louis: 4-6 0-3

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Twelve :siren:

Philadephia 34, Detroit 13
Carolina 33, Dallas 27 F/OT
Chicago 30, Green Bay 17
New Orleans 38, Houston 16
St. Louis 19, Cincinnati 17
Atlanta 35, Minnesota 20
Giants 37, Washington 30
Indianapolis 31, Tampa Bay 28 F/OT
Buffalo 20, Kansas City 10
Tennessee 27, Oakland 24
Jacksonville 29, San Diego 17
Miami 23, Jets 20
Arizona 50, San Francisco 13
Pittsburgh 41, Seattle 13
Denver 20, New England 14
Baltimore 35, Cleveland 17



AFC East:

New England: 9-2 4-0
New York Jets: 7-4 1-3
Buffalo: 6-5 2-3
Miami: 5-6 2-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 9-2 3-0
Baltimore: 7-4 3-1
Cincinnati: 5-6 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-4


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 8-3 3-0
Houston: 5-6 1-2
Tennessee: 5-6 1-2
Indianapolis: 3-8 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 7-4 3-0
Denver: 7-4 1-2
Oakland: 2-9 1-1
San Diego: 1-10 0-2


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-5 3-1
Washington: 4-7 2-1
New York Giants: 4-7 2-3
Philadelphia: 4-7 1-3



NFC North:

Chicago: 6-5 2-2
Green Bay: 5-6 2-2
Minnesota: 5-6 2-2
Detroit: 4-7 2-2


NFC South:

Atlanta: 7-4 2-0
Carolina: 7-4 1-1
Tampa Bay: 7-4 1-2
New Orleans: 4-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 9-2 3-1
Seattle: 6-5 3-1
San Francisco: 5-6 2-3
St. Louis: 5-6 0-3



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. New England 9-2
2. Pittsburgh 9-2
3. Jacksonville 8-3
4. Kansas City 7-4
5. Baltimore 7-4
6. Jets 7-4

7. Denver 7-4
8. Buffalo 6-5


NFC:

1. Arizona 9-2
2. Atlanta 7-4
3. Dallas 6-5
4. Chicago 6-5
5. Carolina 7-4
6. Tampa Bay 7-4

7. Seattle 6-5

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Thirteen :siren:

Green Bay 38, Detroit 20
Jets 14, Giants 13
Arizona 37, St. Louis 17
Atlanta 42, Tampa Bay 28
Seattle 52, Minnesota 24
Chicago 36, San Francisco 13
Tennessee 34, Jacksonville 7
Buffalo 37, Houston 23
Baltimore 38, Miami 31
Cleveland 19, Cincinnati 17
Kansas City 22, Oakland 20
Denver 44, San Diego 41 F/OT
New England 37, Philadelphia 22
Carolina 21, New Orleans 10
Pittsburgh 18, Indianapolis 15
Washington 31, Dallas 15



AFC East:

New England: 10-2 4-0
New York Jets: 8-4 1-3
Buffalo: 7-5 2-3
Miami: 5-7 2-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 10-2 3-0
Baltimore: 8-4 3-1
Cincinnati: 5-7 1-3
Cleveland: 3-9 1-4


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 8-4 3-1
Tennessee: 6-6 2-2
Houston: 5-7 1-2
Indianapolis: 3-9 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 8-4 4-0
Denver: 8-4 2-2
Oakland: 2-10 1-2
San Diego: 1-11 0-3


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-6 3-2
Washington: 5-7 3-1
New York Giants: 4-8 2-3
Philadelphia: 4-8 1-3



NFC North:

Chicago: 7-5 2-2
Green Bay: 6-6 3-2
Minnesota: 5-7 2-2
Detroit: 4-8 2-3


NFC South:

Atlanta: 8-4 3-0
Carolina: 8-4 2-1
Tampa Bay: 7-5 1-3
New Orleans: 4-8 1-3



NFC West:

Arizona: 10-2 4-1
Seattle: 7-5 3-1
San Francisco: 5-7 2-3
St. Louis: 5-7 0-4



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. New England 10-2
2. Pittsburgh 10-2
3. Jacksonville 8-4
4. Kansas City 8-4
5. Baltimore 8-4
6. Jets 8-4

7. Denver 8-4
8. Buffalo 7-5
9. Tennessee 6-6

NFC:

1. Arizona 10-2
2. Atlanta 8-4
3. Chicago 7-5
4. Dallas 6-6
5. Carolina 8-4
6. Tampa Bay 7-5

7. Seattle 7-5
8. Green Bay 6-6

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
oh my god gently caress the broncos

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Fourteen :siren:

Arizona 31, Minnesota 30
Pittsburgh 24, Cincinnati 17
Jacksonville 44, Indianapolis 18
Kansas City 27, San Diego 24
Chicago 38, Washington 35
Carolina 24, Atlanta 6
Seattle 30, Baltimore 17
Denver 24, Oakland 20
Buffalo 27, Philadelphia 17
Cleveland 29, San Francisco 21
Detroit 24, St. Louis 21
Jets 35, Tennessee 31
New Orleans 46, Tampa Bay 43 F/OT
Green Bay 34, Dallas 24
Houston 20, New England 13
Giants 35, Miami 31



AFC East:

New England: 10-3 4-0
New York Jets: 9-4 1-3
Buffalo: 8-5 2-3
Miami: 5-8 2-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 11-2 4-0
Baltimore: 8-5 3-1
Cincinnati: 5-8 1-4
Cleveland: 4-9 1-4


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 9-4 4-1
Tennessee: 6-7 2-2
Houston: 6-7 1-2
Indianapolis: 3-10 1-3



AFC West:

Kansas City: 9-4 5-0
Denver: 9-4 3-2
Oakland: 2-11 1-3
San Diego: 1-12 0-4


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-7 3-2
New York Giants: 5-8 2-3
Washington: 5-8 3-1
Philadelphia: 4-9 1-3



NFC North:

Chicago: 8-5 2-2
Green Bay: 7-6 3-2
Minnesota: 5-8 2-2
Detroit: 5-8 2-3


NFC South:

Carolina: 9-4 3-1
Atlanta: 8-5 3-1
Tampa Bay: 7-6 1-4
New Orleans: 5-8 2-3



NFC West:

Arizona: 11-2 4-1
Seattle: 8-5 3-1
San Francisco: 5-8 2-3
St. Louis: 5-8 0-4



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Pittsburgh 11-2
2. New England 10-3
3. Jacksonville 9-4
4. Kansas City 9-4
5. Jets 9-4
6. Denver 9-4

7. Baltimore 8-5
8. Buffalo 8-5


NFC:

1. Arizona 11-2
2. Carolina 9-4
3. Chicago 8-5
4. Dallas 6-7
5. Atlanta 8-5
6. Seattle 8-5

7. Green Bay 7-6
8. Tampa Bay 7-6

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Fifteen :siren:

Tampa Bay 20, St. Louis 17
Jets 38, Dallas 9
Giants 30, Carolina 28
New England 17, Tennessee 9
Buffalo 39, Washington 33 F/OT
Baltimore 23, Kansas City 17
Houston 39, Indianapolis 13
Atlanta 39, Jacksonville 32
Chicago 28, Minnesota 25
Oakland 33, Green Bay 27 F/OT
Seattle 27, Cleveland 19
Cincinnati 10, San Francisco 9
Miami 42, San Diego 38
Pittsburgh 50, Denver 17
Arizona 29, Philadelphia 14
New Orleans 35, Detroit 27


AFC East:

New England: 11-3 4-0
New York Jets: 10-4 1-3
Buffalo: 9-5 2-3
Miami: 6-8 2-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 12-2 4-0
Baltimore: 9-5 3-1
Cincinnati: 6-8 1-4
Cleveland: 4-10 1-4


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 9-5 4-1
Houston: 7-7 2-2
Tennessee: 6-8 2-2
Indianapolis: 3-11 1-4



AFC West:

Kansas City: 9-5 5-0
Denver: 9-5 3-2
Oakland: 3-11 1-3
San Diego: 1-13 0-4


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-8 3-2
New York Giants: 6-8 2-3
Washington: 5-9 3-1
Philadelphia: 4-10 1-3



NFC North:

Chicago: 9-5 3-2
Green Bay: 7-7 3-2
Minnesota: 5-9 2-3
Detroit: 5-9 2-3


NFC South:

Carolina: 9-5 3-1
Atlanta: 9-5 3-1
Tampa Bay: 8-6 1-4
New Orleans: 6-8 2-3



NFC West:

Arizona: 12-2 4-1
Seattle: 9-5 3-1
San Francisco: 5-9 2-3
St. Louis: 5-9 0-4



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Pittsburgh 12-2
2. New England 11-3
3. Jacksonville 9-5
4. Kansas City 9-5
5. Jets 10-4
6. Denver 9-5

7. Baltimore 9-5
8. Buffalo 9-5
9. Houston 7-7


NFC:

1. Arizona 12-2
2. Carolina 9-5
3. Chicago 9-5
4. Dallas 6-8
5. Atlanta 9-5
6. Seattle 9-5

7. Tampa Bay 8-6
8. Green Bay 7-7

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Sixteen :siren:

Oakland 48, San Diego 37
Philadelphia 35, Washington 33
Detroit 26, San Francisco 23
Pittsburgh 38, Baltimore 35 F/OT
Buffalo 43, Dallas 17
Tampa Bay 34, Chicago 27
Carolina 21, Atlanta 14
Indianapolis 30, Miami 27
New England 30, Jets 10
Houston 20, Tennessee 19
Kansas City 24, Cleveland 18
Jacksonville 52, New Orleans 33
Arizona 44, Green Bay 22
Seattle 27, St. Louis 24
Minnesota 30, Giants 24 F/OT
Denver 24, Cincinnati 13



AFC East:

*New England: 12-3 5-0
Buffalo: 10-5 2-3
New York Jets: 10-5 1-4
Miami: 6-9 2-3


AFC North:

*Pittsburgh: 13-2 5-0
Baltimore: 9-6 3-2
Cincinnati: 6-9 1-4
Cleveland: 4-11 1-4


AFC South:

*Jacksonville: 10-5 4-1
Houston: 8-7 3-2
Tennessee: 6-7 2-3
Indianapolis: 4-11 1-4



AFC West:

Kansas City: 10-5 5-0
Denver: 10-5 3-2
Oakland: 4-11 2-3
San Diego: 1-14 0-5


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-9 3-2
New York Giants: 6-9 2-3
Washington: 5-10 3-2
Philadelphia: 5-10 2-3



NFC North:

*Chicago: 9-6 3-2
Green Bay: 7-8 3-2
Minnesota: 6-9 2-3
Detroit: 6-9 2-3


NFC South:

Carolina: 10-5 4-1
Atlanta: 9-6 3-2
Tampa Bay: 9-6 1-4
New Orleans: 6-9 2-3



NFC West:

*Arizona: 13-2 4-1
Seattle: 10-5 4-1
San Francisco: 5-10 2-3
St. Louis: 5-10 0-5



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Pittsburgh 13-2
2. New England 12-3
3. Jacksonville 10-5
4. Kansas City 10-5
5. Jets 10-5
6. Denver 10-5

7. Buffalo 10-5
8. Baltimore 9-6




NFC:

1. Arizona 13-2
2. Carolina 10-5
3. Chicago 9-6
4. Dallas 6-9
5. Seattle 10-5
6. Atlanta 9-6

7. Tampa Bay 9-6

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Bullet points for week 17:

-Lol NFC East
-Lol Chargers
-The AFC Wild Card. Woof.


Things to be decided:

1. Homefield in the AFC
2. The AFC West
3. The NFC East
4. The NFC South
5. All the Wild Cards

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

sirtommygunn posted:

How are the Jets ahead of the Bills in the wildcard race but behind in the division? Is there a tiebreaker situation where this can happen or is it just a minor error in the weekly report?

Its a "I haven't gone through the WC tiebreaker but the Jets are ahead of Buffalo in the division because of division record " thing

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seventeen :siren:

Buffalo 26, Jets 14
New England 28, Miami 24
Atlanta 41, New Orleans 31
Detroit 34, Chicago 33
Philadelphia 24, Giants 19
Dallas 35, Washington 24
Indianapolis 23, Tennessee 20 F/OT
Baltimore 15, Cincinnati 13
Pittsburgh 21, Cleveland 13
Houston 18, Jacksonville 17
Kansas City 26, Oakland 23 F/OT
San Diego 18, Denver 15
Carolina 17, Tampa Bay 10
Seattle 41, Arizona 28
St. Louis 24, San Francisco 3
Green Bay 31, Minnesota 28 F/OT



AFC East:

*New England: 13-3 6-0
Buffalo: 11-5 3-3
New York Jets: 10-6 1-5
Miami: 6-10 2-4


AFC North:

*Pittsburgh: 14-2 6-0
Baltimore: 10-6 4-2
Cincinnati: 6-10 1-5
Cleveland: 4-12 1-5


AFC South:

*Jacksonville: 10-6 4-2
Houston: 9-7 4-2
Tennessee: 6-10 2-4
Indianapolis: 5-11 2-4



AFC West:

Kansas City: 11-5 6-0
Denver: 10-6 3-3
Oakland: 4-12 2-4
San Diego: 2-14 1-5


NFC East:

Dallas: 7-9 4-2
New York Giants: 6-10 2-4
Washington: 5-11 3-3
Philadelphia: 6-10 3-3



NFC North:

*Chicago: 9-7 3-3
Green Bay: 8-8 4-2
Minnesota: 6-10 2-4
Detroit: 7-9 3-3


NFC South:

Carolina: 11-5 5-1
Atlanta: 10-6 4-2
Tampa Bay: 9-7 1-5
New Orleans: 6-10 2-4



NFC West:

*Arizona: 13-3 4-2
Seattle: 11-5 5-1
San Francisco: 5-11 2-4
St. Louis: 6-10 1-5



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. Pittsburgh 14-2
2. New England 13-3
3. Kansas City 11-5
4. Jacksonville 10-6
5. Buffalo 11-5
6. ???

Hey we have a three way tie for the 6th Wild Card spot! Time to apply TIEBREAKERS to these three teams!

Jets 10-6
Denver 10-6
Baltimore 10-6

TIEBREAKER 1: Apply division tie breaker to eliminate all but the highest ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. The original seeding within a division upon application of the division tie breaker remains the same for all subsequent applications of the procedure that are necessary to identify the two Wild-Card participants.

Not applicable since all three teams are from different divisions

TIEBREAKER 2: Head-to-head sweep. (Applicable only if one club has defeated each of the others or if one club has lost to each of the others.)

Not applicable since Denver and New York did not play each other

TIEBREAKER 3: Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.

Baltimore: 8-4
Denver: 7-5
Jets: 6-6

The last wild card is the Baltimore Ravens



NFC:

1. Arizona 13-3
2. Carolina 11-5
3. Chicago 9-7
4. Dallas 7-9
5. Seattle 11-5
6. Atlanta 10-6


WILD CARD MATCHUPS:

(6)Baltimore at (3) Kansas City
(5)Buffalo at (4)Jacksonville

(6)Atlanta at (3)Chicago
(5)Seattle at (4)Dallas

First Round Byes: (1)Pittsburgh, (2)New England, (1)Arizona, (2)Carolina

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Benne posted:

So who would the Chargers draft No. 1 overall in this universe? Do they just do the same song-and-dance with Joey Bosa?

They swindle whoever wants Goff :twisted:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: WILD CARD ROUND :siren:

Baltimore 23, Kansas City 20
Buffalo 30, Jacksonville 3

Atlanta 27, Chicago 24
Seattle 24, Dallas 13


DIVISIONAL ROUND MATCHUPS:

(6)Baltimore at (1)Pittsburgh
(5)Buffalo at (2)New England

(6)Atlanta at (1)Arizona
(5)Seattle at (2)Carolina

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
DIVISIONAL ROUND

Seattle 19, Carolina 0
Arizona 44, Atlanta 10

New England 28, Buffalo 13
Pittsburgh 41, Baltimore 38 F/OT


Championship Games:

(2)New England at (1)Pittsburgh
(5)Seattle at (1)Arizona

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
All right yall. I'm doing the championship games now so I can do the superbowl tomorrow before the 2016 season starts. Enjoy.

Pittsburgh 34, New England 31
Arizona 32, Seattle 30


SUPERBOWL REDUX

Pittsburgh Steelevers vs Arizona Cardinals in Levis Stadium

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Well this was a fun offseason thing. I'll do it again next summer.

And now, moments before the 2016 season kicks off, your 2015 NFL Redux Superbowl Champions....

Pittsburgh 40, Arizona 27

gross

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

marauderthirty posted:

Thanks for doing it! It was a fun little thing to keep up with in the barren wastes of summertime, even if the updates got a bit sparse for a while there. :)

Not gonna lie, us losing every loving game probably contributed

  • Locked thread