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some unfortunate new posters don't have posting gimmicks yet and need a way to stand out from the crowd. let's help them out by submitting some ideas of our own. i'll start: a guy who works on an illegal whaling vessel and doesn't even feel bad about it. has a benzo addiction. a lady who has a google alert for mentions of bunnies, hares, rabbits, etc in gbs and will always jump in to talk about her holland lop's congenital genital deformity. has a benzo addiction. a guy or gal who possesses the ancient blade of the troudorian emperor and is wreathed in heavenly flame at all times. has a benzo addiction.
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a poster who sucks lots of dicks and is retarded and is the op
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Mar 28, 2016 22:41
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a new poster who posts on SA in the current year is enough of a gimmick i think
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Mar 28, 2016 22:43
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Parallax Scroll posted:a poster who sucks lots of dicks and is retarded and is the op Very original. Can we stop with these type of post replies, or at least ease up on them a little?
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Mar 28, 2016 22:44
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a middle aged woman whose son posts here
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Mar 28, 2016 22:44
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LadyAmbien posted:Very original. Can we stop with these type of post replies, or at least ease up on them a little? i'll try
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Mar 28, 2016 22:45
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A poster who thinks he is the 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant.
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Mar 28, 2016 22:47
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a dog poster
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Mar 28, 2016 22:47
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Parallax Scroll posted:i'll try Thank you, much appreciated my friend!
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Mar 28, 2016 22:49
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flerp posted:a dog poster what about a poster who is a dog in mind but cat in body
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Mar 28, 2016 22:50
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a zombie with no legs who doesnt speak english
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Mar 28, 2016 22:51
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A poster who post innocuous pics in popular, soon-to-be-goldmined threads and then years later changes all the pics to goatse under the same urls u gotta play the long game
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Mar 28, 2016 22:52
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An old guy who thinks the cold war is still on
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Mar 28, 2016 22:54
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a guy who reviews vacuum cleaners
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Mar 28, 2016 22:56
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A poster who post like John titor except this time from the past so he just posts warnings about stuff that already happened and no one cares
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Mar 28, 2016 22:59
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a guy who is terrified of the letter z
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Mar 28, 2016 23:00
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A curator of a BBW pornography museum.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:03
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a vietnam vet with hooks for hands who is a civics teacher
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Mar 28, 2016 23:06
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LadyAmbien posted:Very original. Can we stop with these type of post replies, or at least ease up on them a little? I won'tbe asking to goldmine this thread then.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:07
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yakov smirnoff
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Mar 28, 2016 23:07
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Parity warning posted:A poster who post innocuous pics in popular, soon-to-be-goldmined threads and then years later changes all the pics to goatse under the same urls haha, I thought about this few days ago Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Mar 28, 2016 |
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Mar 28, 2016 23:10
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a Zen poster who writes posts but then never hits reply!!!
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Mar 28, 2016 23:11
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A gay postal worker who also suffers from dyslexia. A gay social worker who also suffers from dyslexia. A gay landlord who also suffers from dyslexia. A gay retail worker who also suffers from dyslexia. A gay court stenographer who also suffers from dyslexia.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:16
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A guy who has a fart-to-text program on his computer and uses it to post.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:22
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Doc Friday posted:A poster who thinks he is the 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant. Will someone please do this one??
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Mar 28, 2016 23:24
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Someone who in instead of typing posts out records themselves talking and posts that instead
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Mar 28, 2016 23:31
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A poster that types things only in Morse code and rarely go over 50 characters.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:33
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a guy who keeps posting hth and doesnt know that its filtered and genuinely hopes it helped
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Mar 28, 2016 23:43
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A 1920s reporter
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Mar 28, 2016 23:43
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A poster that corrects people's math even if there wasn't any in their posts. A poster that only quotes youtube comments and links to them as the entire quote text e.g.: 3 videos in a week? tfr i can't keep cumming this many times a day A poster that is helpful and kind and considerate.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:46
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a guy who tries to post some real serious stuff but every time he gets to the clincher, the apogee of his argument if you will, a dwarf runs by and kicks him square in the balls
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Mar 28, 2016 23:48
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A poster who type long meticulous effortposts using only his penis. He doesn't tell anyone, nobody knows 
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Mar 28, 2016 23:53
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Degenerative nerve disease prevents timely posting. By the time any reply is formulated, it has either been covered or rendered obsolete. Posting continues to fade into irrelevance as disease progresses, leaving the poster isolated and bitter, drooling in a wheelchair.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:54
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Hogge Wild posted:a middle aged woman whose son posts here This is fantastic. I am going to use this gimmick out of nowhere for like a week sometime.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:55
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a guy who puts things in brackets at the end of their thread title and sentences [gay]
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Mar 28, 2016 23:57
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Mar 28, 2016 23:58
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A disillusioned ISIS recruiter gradually losing faith in his cause, aging, not really very fanatical anymore.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:59
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A guy who titles every post "Of [blank] and [blank]...", for example: Of rabbits and carrots... I once had a rabbit named Flufficans and she just lived carrots, it was the wackiest thing, never seen anything like it! Of dunks and sickassedness... Did anyone see that sickass dunk?!
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Mar 29, 2016 00:01
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a video game quoter
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Mar 29, 2016 00:03
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an elderly police officer one day from retirement
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