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That Robot posted:an elderly police officer one day from retirement a one day gimmick?
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:05 |
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That Robot posted:an elderly police officer one day from retirement But his crippling dyslexia keeps him from getting his pension. He is also gay.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:06 |
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a dude who is constantly posting these ironic racist and sexist jokes on gibbis from his phone on public transportation and the person next to him sees it and poo poo gets awkward
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:08 |
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a guy who only replies with links to porn videos
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:08 |
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a guy whose posts are always unintentional sexual double entendres... or are they?!?!
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:08 |
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a poster that is triggered by every thread
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:11 |
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someone that only replies with filtered memes
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:14 |
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a woman who expresses herself through the medium of ascii art, and every post is a pastoral scene or a gently flowing stream with an old man fishing or a strongly vaginal flower, but they are constructed only from the letters c, u, c, k, i, m, g, a, and y
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:16 |
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a woman who loves the creator of this site very much and bears his child
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:16 |
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a child who is exposed to internet metairony in the womb and grows up to have prodromal schizophrenia
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:17 |
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an idiot
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:18 |
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flerp posted:an idiot gently caress you that's my gimmick and i'll defend it to the death
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:19 |
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The Brown Menace posted:a new poster who posts on SA in the current year is enough of a gimmick i think hi
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:20 |
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A cabbie who doesn't make left turns. He is also gay and has dyslexia.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:21 |
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a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:23 |
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MiracleWhale posted:a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power plus he's gay and has dyslexia
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:24 |
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A poster who pretends to be a jellyfish that is stinging the forums causing everyone to have to pee on their screen for the forums to get better
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:26 |
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a poster who wants everyone to be gay and dyslexic, but the the poster is straight and can see fine
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:33 |
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A poster who is actually blind
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:35 |
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EorayMel posted:A poster who is actually blind But despite having a Braille keyboard, his crippling dyslexia makes him type funny which makes everyone think he is gay, which he ironically is.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:39 |
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Someone who is actually Ulillillia
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:40 |
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a poster who only posts stuff that they saw written on the wall of a dive bar bathroom
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:43 |
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someone who only posts threads and never replies in threads
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:44 |
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MiracleWhale posted:a poster who only posts stuff that they saw written on the wall of a dive bar bathroom I once saw GOON MILK written in a bar bathroom. Almost made a thread about it.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:50 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I once saw GOON MILK written in a bar bathroom. Almost made a thread about it. it's not too late
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:51 |
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MiracleWhale posted:it's not too late Maybe I will, but probably not tonight
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 00:52 |
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A hollywood screenwriter desperate for ideas on his new 'Red riding hood' adaptation but doesn't want to flat out ask.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:19 |
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ulillillia, except with the body of a pro wrestler
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:25 |
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I'm Gavin rossdale, lead singer of the band bush.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:29 |
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-Someone who always eats dessert before the main course and shoehorns this fact into every post -Someone who only posts in Barenaked Ladies lyrics
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:45 |
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harry potter before his hogwarts letter, still in his fatty cuz's handmedowns and always wondering why strange things happen when he posts emotionally (admins shall give him secret powers to stealthily edit others posts to create this unexplained magic) potter: "I dunno, I liked the new comic book movie" unsuspecting goon: "you also like eating poo poo, so suck my drat balls" *post magically becomes goatse, mean goon gets probated* potter: "gee mate I dunno what happened there"
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 01:52 |
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a poster who dopplegangs the most frequent/popular poster in a given forum, changing their username to almost identical and copying their avatar and text and posting style and following them around replying entirely ontopic to each of their posts
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:33 |
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a stuck up rear end in a top hat with a heart of gold
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:35 |
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a guy who teaches his bird all the cool forum memes
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:36 |
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whoflungpoop posted:a poster who dopplegangs the most frequent/popular poster in a given forum, changing their username to almost identical and copying their avatar and text and posting style and following them around replying entirely ontopic to each of their posts lol, looks like I'm not the only one who's thought about this
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:38 |
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a white teacher who works at an inner city urban high school and coaches the basketball team and his username is "white shadow"
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:38 |
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Wizzle-Wazzle posted:I'm Gavin rossdale, lead singer of the band bush. Why do you sing with your teeth clenched as hard as possible
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:44 |
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A poster who is a janitor who cleans up poop and piss in the ED and nobody give him the RESPEEcT he deserve and he was a plague doctor in the renaissance
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:44 |
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An appraiser from Antiques Roadshow who critiques people's posts as if they are ancient artifacts.
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# ? Mar 29, 2016 02:48 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:15 |
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A young entrepreneur comes up with the idea of medicinal beef jerky for people with tmj. He promotes his product on gbs, not letting dyslexia or homosexuality get in his way.
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