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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

That Robot posted:

an elderly police officer one day from retirement

a one day gimmick?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

That Robot posted:

an elderly police officer one day from retirement

But his crippling dyslexia keeps him from getting his pension. He is also gay.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a dude who is constantly posting these ironic racist and sexist jokes on gibbis from his phone on public transportation and the person next to him sees it and poo poo gets awkward

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a guy who only replies with links to porn videos

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a guy whose posts are always unintentional sexual double entendres... or are they?!?!

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
a poster that is triggered by every thread

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
someone that only replies with filtered memes

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a woman who expresses herself through the medium of ascii art, and every post is a pastoral scene or a gently flowing stream with an old man fishing or a strongly vaginal flower, but they are constructed only from the letters c, u, c, k, i, m, g, a, and y

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a woman who loves the creator of this site very much and bears his child

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a child who is exposed to internet metairony in the womb and grows up to have prodromal schizophrenia

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
an idiot

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


flerp posted:

an idiot

gently caress you that's my gimmick and i'll defend it to the death

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The Brown Menace posted:

a new poster who posts on SA in the current year is enough of a gimmick i think

hi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A cabbie who doesn't make left turns. He is also gay and has dyslexia.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MiracleWhale posted:

a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power

plus he's gay and has dyslexia

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
A poster who pretends to be a jellyfish that is stinging the forums causing everyone to have to pee on their screen for the forums to get better

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a poster who wants everyone to be gay and dyslexic, but the the poster is straight and can see fine

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A poster who is actually blind

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

EorayMel posted:

A poster who is actually blind

But despite having a Braille keyboard, his crippling dyslexia makes him type funny which makes everyone think he is gay, which he ironically is.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Someone who is actually Ulillillia

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a poster who only posts stuff that they saw written on the wall of a dive bar bathroom

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
someone who only posts threads and never replies in threads

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MiracleWhale posted:

a poster who only posts stuff that they saw written on the wall of a dive bar bathroom

I once saw GOON MILK written in a bar bathroom. Almost made a thread about it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I once saw GOON MILK written in a bar bathroom. Almost made a thread about it.

it's not too late

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MiracleWhale posted:

it's not too late

Maybe I will, but probably not tonight

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
A hollywood screenwriter desperate for ideas on his new 'Red riding hood' adaptation but doesn't want to flat out ask.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
ulillillia, except with the body of a pro wrestler

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

I'm Gavin rossdale, lead singer of the band bush.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

-Someone who always eats dessert before the main course and shoehorns this fact into every post

-Someone who only posts in Barenaked Ladies lyrics

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
harry potter before his hogwarts letter, still in his fatty cuz's handmedowns and always wondering why strange things happen when he posts emotionally (admins shall give him secret powers to stealthily edit others posts to create this unexplained magic)

potter: "I dunno, I liked the new comic book movie"
unsuspecting goon: "you also like eating poo poo, so suck my drat balls"
*post magically becomes goatse, mean goon gets probated*
potter: "gee mate I dunno what happened there"

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
a poster who dopplegangs the most frequent/popular poster in a given forum, changing their username to almost identical and copying their avatar and text and posting style and following them around replying entirely ontopic to each of their posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a stuck up rear end in a top hat with a heart of gold

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a guy who teaches his bird all the cool forum memes

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

whoflungpoop posted:

a poster who dopplegangs the most frequent/popular poster in a given forum, changing their username to almost identical and copying their avatar and text and posting style and following them around replying entirely ontopic to each of their posts

lol, looks like I'm not the only one who's thought about this

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a white teacher who works at an inner city urban high school and coaches the basketball team and his username is "white shadow"

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Wizzle-Wazzle posted:

I'm Gavin rossdale, lead singer of the band bush.

Why do you sing with your teeth clenched as hard as possible

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
A poster who is a janitor who cleans up poop and piss in the ED and nobody give him the RESPEEcT he deserve and he was a plague doctor in the renaissance

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

An appraiser from Antiques Roadshow who critiques people's posts as if they are ancient artifacts.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A young entrepreneur comes up with the idea of medicinal beef jerky for people with tmj. He promotes his product on gbs, not letting dyslexia or homosexuality get in his way.

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