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Gatekeeper posted:this isn't a gimmick I just get confused sometimes My gimmick is forgiving you and wishing you a good day.
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a jerk store that calls you at inconvenient hours
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Mar 29, 2016 13:18
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A thread-to-thread .gif salesman
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Mar 29, 2016 13:24
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a poster that gets all coked up and sends long and sincere PMs to random strangers
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Mar 29, 2016 13:48
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jarofpiss posted:a poster that gets all coked up and sends long and sincere PMs to random strangers that guy is cool as hell actually
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Mar 29, 2016 13:51
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Joust posted:Poster called HERALD OF NOONER who announces when nooner is about to post in a thread. Not allowed to actually be a nooner alt. I really like this idea.
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Mar 29, 2016 14:09
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Somebody who posts this rad as heck dog often, but not too often:
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Mar 29, 2016 14:10
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Youtube Video Reply Posts only youtube videos clips or songs that express their thoughts
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Mar 29, 2016 14:12
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a poster who can only post in embedded tweets
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Mar 29, 2016 14:14
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SaltLick posted:Youtube Video Reply There's an idiot who wears a fake beard and does this already, it's very irritating and we hates him.
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Mar 29, 2016 14:15
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A newly arrived East African refugee slowly developing schizophrenia but who just chalks it up to culture shock. Refuses to post on any device with a camera or a microphone. Is incapable of recognizing sarcasm. Believes female genital mutilation to not only be beautiful but necessary for the health of a society. A self-castrated sex offender who is much too open about this fact. Suspected to not be a sex offender at all, just a weirdo with a castration fetish. Username Smoothsack. A guy who worked in the Nintendo of America marketing department who had a chance to name the Wii U something else but couldn't and feels intensely guilty and angry about it. His NDA prevents him from elaborating about it beyond "...those goddamned japs never listened to me". Is openly gay. A Korean man who converted to Judaism and moved to Hollywood, mistakenly believing this would make him rich. He actually became rich because of smart investments and got richer because he's a great independent screenwriter and producer whose indie darling status helped him break into the mainstream, but he still thinks it's the Judaism thing. Is openly straight. A guy who breeds dogs for horrific medical experimentation. He likes calling people that take umbrage with this "pussies" and "bleeding heart queers". He knows more about canine biology than all of PI put together though, and posts really good threads about the science of dogs, making him a polarizing figure. All his clothing is homemade from dog pelts.
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Mar 29, 2016 14:24
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a guy who tries to get banned by posting a bunch of banmes but through a series of mishaps ends up becoming an admin
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Mar 29, 2016 18:45
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every post is the poster telling everyone about a dream they hadjarofpiss posted:a poster that gets all coked up and sends long and sincere PMs to random strangers this is me only the coke is my brains own magick elixirs/tinctures scrototurbosperg is the only one who ever replies but it's always.with gifs of guys licking their own dicks
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Mar 29, 2016 19:01
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a poster who only posts in iambic pentameter
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Mar 29, 2016 19:15
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A guy that ended up being gay because his dyslexia was a turnoff to so many women.
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Mar 29, 2016 19:54
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Minimalist Program posted:Somebody who posts this rad as heck dog often, but not too often: i have an even better idea: a poster who posts nothing but that rad as heck dog and a too-cool-for-school duck. nobody ever gets tired of this poster!
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Mar 29, 2016 20:05
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a poster who is always posting the beginning of what seems like a sidesplittingly hilarious anecdote or observation on the human condition, but his mom always yells "go to bed, rodney! you have school in the morning!" right when he's getting to the good part
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Mar 29, 2016 20:08
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Mar 29, 2016 20:20
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flerp posted:a poster who only posts in iambic pentameter This is a cool idea. There's been a few haiku threads, but you'd think a haiku gimmick account would be easy and memorable.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:41
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Jon Pop but immune to being banned.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:43
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flerp posted:a poster who only posts in iambic pentameter they notice haikus tho, uncultured shits
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Mar 29, 2016 20:45
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Jon Pop but a woman.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:47
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A goon with a remarkably big head and its always causing situations
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Mar 29, 2016 20:51
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Jon Pop but immune to being banned, Jon Pop but a woman. True love. - Kobayashi Issa
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MiracleWhale posted:Jon Pop but immune to being banned, Jon Pop but a woman. True love. 
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Mar 29, 2016 21:11
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a narcoleptic lawyer who keeps passing out in the middle of trials and dreaming that he's in the middle of a trial when he realizes that he's not wearing pants and despite his terrible embarrassment and shame he fights on, giving his all to a closing argument that has life or death stakes for his client, and then he wakes up to find that he's standing in front of the jury box and he just gave the speech of his career and his client was acquitted due to his masterful sleep lawyering and everyone in the courtroom is clapping and yelling his name and it's a terrible time, just terrible, to develop a raging case of morning wood
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Mar 29, 2016 21:12
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A man on a quest to do a perfect suplex on Ralp
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Mar 29, 2016 21:13
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toblerone triangular 2: a sequel to the popular poster
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Mar 29, 2016 21:17
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a dog trapped in a tree by a herd of bloodthirsty, quarrelsome cats and forced to survive on pinecones, but fortunately he has invested in a solar powered case for his smartphone and his gruff style of volkisch libertarianism becomes quite popular in D&D
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Mar 29, 2016 21:17
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a woman who expresses herself only by the proportion of mustard to mayonnaise in the ham sandwiches she makes every day and takes instagram-style photos of and posts in the current thread du jour, and over time we begin to understand that where there is mayonnaise, there is sorrow
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Mar 29, 2016 21:20
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Mar 29, 2016 21:27
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A female poster that doesn't constantly talk about her boobs and vagina.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:21
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DaveSplitter posted:A female poster that doesn't constantly talk about her boobs and vagina. how about a poster who is edgy as gently caress in a way that nobody particularly cares for
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Mar 29, 2016 22:35
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A guy called Triangle Man who just posts pictures of triangles. Or like, some guy who pretends to be a wonder dog named after mexican food.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:49
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a poster that responds to others using only 2 Chainz lyrics.
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Mar 29, 2016 22:52
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Roko's basilisk
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Mar 29, 2016 22:53
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:Roko's basilisk lmao
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Mar 29, 2016 23:01
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 A poster (with archives) who posts screenshots of other posters' past posts instead of contributing unique dialogue
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Mar 29, 2016 23:04
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A user called "The Bone Own Zone" who critiques people and animals for their terrible skeletal structures. A user who posts username ideas in the posting gimmick thread.
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a poster with the name "doggo" and only post "woof" in animal threads
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