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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Doc Friday posted:

A poster who thinks he is the 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant.

Will someone please do this one??

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A guy who titles every post "Of [blank] and [blank]...", for example:

Of rabbits and carrots...

I once had a rabbit named Flufficans and she just lived carrots, it was the wackiest thing, never seen anything like it!

Of dunks and sickassedness...

Did anyone see that sickass dunk?!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

-Someone who always eats dessert before the main course and shoehorns this fact into every post

-Someone who only posts in Barenaked Ladies lyrics

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

An appraiser from Antiques Roadshow who critiques people's posts as if they are ancient artifacts.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Parity warning posted:

A poster who never makes a single post

This guy's on it

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=33732

Not a single post in 13 years. :(

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That Robot posted:

no; then he's just retired

Can he have a police dog companion that is also one day from retirement and used to sniff for bombs at the Mall of America?

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A poster named "Kahn Souphanousinphone" who only posts in the same way that Kahn talks and it's kind of vaguely racist but people don't want to insult King of the Hill and it gets really awkward.

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