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a guy who tries to post some real serious stuff but every time he gets to the clincher, the apogee of his argument if you will, a dwarf runs by and kicks him square in the balls
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a dude who is constantly posting these ironic racist and sexist jokes on gibbis from his phone on public transportation and the person next to him sees it and poo poo gets awkward
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Mar 29, 2016 00:08
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a guy whose posts are always unintentional sexual double entendres... or are they?!?!
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Mar 29, 2016 00:08
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a woman who expresses herself through the medium of ascii art, and every post is a pastoral scene or a gently flowing stream with an old man fishing or a strongly vaginal flower, but they are constructed only from the letters c, u, c, k, i, m, g, a, and y
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Mar 29, 2016 00:16
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a woman who loves the creator of this site very much and bears his child
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Mar 29, 2016 00:16
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a child who is exposed to internet metairony in the womb and grows up to have prodromal schizophrenia
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Mar 29, 2016 00:17
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flerp posted:an idiot gently caress you that's my gimmick and i'll defend it to the death
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Mar 29, 2016 00:19
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a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power
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Mar 29, 2016 00:23
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MiracleWhale posted:a boy who wishes to become a man, but is unwilling to murder his father and consume his testicles to inherit his power plus he's gay and has dyslexia
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Mar 29, 2016 00:24
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a poster who only posts stuff that they saw written on the wall of a dive bar bathroom
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Mar 29, 2016 00:43
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I once saw GOON MILK written in a bar bathroom. Almost made a thread about it. it's not too late
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Mar 29, 2016 00:51
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OctoberBlues posted:This guy's on it lol someone hit this porpoise up on icq and get their story
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Mar 29, 2016 05:36
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Joust posted:A poster just learning about Sonic for the first time in every thread they post in. pairs well with an autistic poster who manages to steer every conversation towards either sonic the hedgehog or trains
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Mar 29, 2016 05:37
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Minimalist Program posted:Somebody who posts this rad as heck dog often, but not too often: i have an even better idea: a poster who posts nothing but that rad as heck dog and a too-cool-for-school duck. nobody ever gets tired of this poster!
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Mar 29, 2016 20:05
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a poster who is always posting the beginning of what seems like a sidesplittingly hilarious anecdote or observation on the human condition, but his mom always yells "go to bed, rodney! you have school in the morning!" right when he's getting to the good part
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Mar 29, 2016 20:08
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Jon Pop but immune to being banned, Jon Pop but a woman. True love. - Kobayashi Issa
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Mar 29, 2016 21:07
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a narcoleptic lawyer who keeps passing out in the middle of trials and dreaming that he's in the middle of a trial when he realizes that he's not wearing pants and despite his terrible embarrassment and shame he fights on, giving his all to a closing argument that has life or death stakes for his client, and then he wakes up to find that he's standing in front of the jury box and he just gave the speech of his career and his client was acquitted due to his masterful sleep lawyering and everyone in the courtroom is clapping and yelling his name and it's a terrible time, just terrible, to develop a raging case of morning wood
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Mar 29, 2016 21:12
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a dog trapped in a tree by a herd of bloodthirsty, quarrelsome cats and forced to survive on pinecones, but fortunately he has invested in a solar powered case for his smartphone and his gruff style of volkisch libertarianism becomes quite popular in D&D
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Mar 29, 2016 21:17
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a woman who expresses herself only by the proportion of mustard to mayonnaise in the ham sandwiches she makes every day and takes instagram-style photos of and posts in the current thread du jour, and over time we begin to understand that where there is mayonnaise, there is sorrow
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Mar 29, 2016 21:20
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DaveSplitter posted:A female poster that doesn't constantly talk about her boobs and vagina. how about a poster who is edgy as gently caress in a way that nobody particularly cares for
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Mar 29, 2016 22:35
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:Roko's basilisk lmao
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Mar 29, 2016 23:01
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a poster that acts like they're there for you and they really care but after a while it becomes apparent that they're just hoping you'll invest in their new dry-cleaning franchise business
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Mar 30, 2016 01:57
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flerp posted:a gay guy scared of dicks twist: he's dyslexic
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Mar 30, 2016 02:49
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gently caress the ROW posted:i actually pioneered the term bone zone in the 2003-2005 era call in the fact checkers
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Mar 30, 2016 16:38
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a serial killer who kills frim 9 to 5 but then goes home and is a loving husband and father to his wife and kids and coaches little league and sometimes he gives his wife a backrub just to show he cares
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Mar 30, 2016 20:15
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little mr hamburger, a small hamburger man with big opinions on sustainability and climate change
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Mar 30, 2016 20:16
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a poster who makes impulsive decisions and then always regrets them later
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Mar 30, 2016 20:24
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a thundercloud with supergenius intelligence which posts by striking houses with bolts of lightning carefully calibrated to send the necessary sequence of bits over the cable or dsl lines, but as a side effect the house catches fire and everyone inside dies
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Mar 31, 2016 01:48
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