posting gimmick idea depot [GBS]

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

harry potter before his hogwarts letter, still in his fatty cuz's handmedowns and always wondering why strange things happen when he posts emotionally (admins shall give him secret powers to stealthily edit others posts to create this unexplained magic)

potter: "I dunno, I liked the new comic book movie"
unsuspecting goon: "you also like eating poo poo, so suck my drat balls"
*post magically becomes goatse, mean goon gets probated*
potter: "gee mate I dunno what happened there"

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 01:52

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:22

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

type up a response, preview it, take an instagram picture of it, filter it like a good nostalgia filter, then post that picture

alternately paint by hand your response, post picture of that. during really great threads paint the thread itself including avs, for gif avs paint each frame and animate it in photoshop before.posting it

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 12:27

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Joust posted:

A poster who goes into 500+ page megathreads and responds to posts as they see them for the first time.

this isn't a gimmick I just get confused sometimes

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 13:10

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

every post is the poster telling everyone about a dream they had

jarofpiss posted:

a poster that gets all coked up and sends long and sincere PMs to random strangers

this is me only the coke is my brains own magick elixirs/tinctures
scrototurbosperg is the only one who ever replies but it's always.with gifs of guys licking their own dicks

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 19:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

flerp posted:

a poster who only posts in iambic pentameter

no one noticed when I did this ):
they notice haikus tho, uncultured shits

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 20:45

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:22

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

MiracleWhale posted:

Jon Pop but immune to being banned, Jon Pop but a woman. True love.

- Kobayashi Issa

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 21:11

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