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lonesomedwarf posted:a hobby of mine is intentionally infecting shallow wounds in my fingers so i can lance them and smell the pus I think we met on the savannava
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Mar 31, 2016 12:30
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I remembered a goon-animated retelling of a tale of forums romance, so there you go.
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Mar 31, 2016 15:31
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I hope to find a nice sarcastic, morbidly dark, and totally inappropriate goonette one day.
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Mar 31, 2016 15:39
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Fishy Joe posted:I love this oatmeal how do i buy my oatmeal an account and can oatmeal get pregnant Instant oatmeal baby! Just add cum!
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Mar 31, 2016 16:33
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I've had positive interactions with all the goons I know outside the forums. Most are normal well adjusted people and we get along just fine. Thats my story, thanks for listening 
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Mar 31, 2016 21:40
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I went on one of the GLITBL dates. The guy and I coincidentally had graduated from the same high school. It was fun. We did not go out again.
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Apr 1, 2016 00:27
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Rambling Robot posted:i like the past tense. Yeah in my experience one goon per household is more than enough.
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Apr 1, 2016 00:41
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Also i joined the facebook group and have a TON of mutual friends, WHOA!
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Apr 1, 2016 00:43
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I used to set up a lot of goon meets in NYC but never got to date a goon girl because I had a long term girl when I was doing that. Or for most of the time anyway.
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Apr 1, 2016 00:44
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Mentally redacted Cognitively spasticated My words flow like the flow Inside the demons intestications Ice T's semen leaves more uncomfortablizations. #fitetheartifice
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Apr 1, 2016 00:57
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Jastiger posted:Also i joined the facebook group and have a TON of mutual friends, WHOA! Ok that's hosed up. Never
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Apr 1, 2016 01:55
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I read the whole Sonic post and I developed a form of autism called pervasive developmental disability
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Apr 1, 2016 02:31
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Darth123123 posted:Ok that's hosed up. Never Its actually kind of weird. I click on someone who responds to my A+ posts and I see that we share a dozen or so friends. I don't say anything cuz that'd be weird, but its kinda funny that the world is a much smaller place than we think when it comes to goons.
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Apr 1, 2016 03:10
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Joining a goon Facebook group just seems to be inviting all the poop in the world to come touch you
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Apr 1, 2016 03:12
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Celluloid Sam posted:I read the whole Sonic post and I developed a form of autism called pervasive developmental disability I feel the same as before does this mean I've been autistic all along
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Apr 1, 2016 05:48
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I asked someone who i ownce was expexcected to be a goon if they were having stairs in theyre house and they said YES ^_^ we became friends on faceobook and i tried to touch her virtyually body and face she was a real cutie with ah eart of glass and lvoes cats musch like me in the photo wellll all things end in darkness in meowbots world so for christmas one day she sent me a christmas card and i opened it and it was sweet and i felt like I owed her an apology ( Igot mad at her because she always laughed at my misfortunes) a few days before ... we didnt talk for a while, I almost died and lost my home cat and job and she said she would send me mo ney and I havent talked to her since becuz it hurts to talk to a nyone (I would post my story but i dont think anyone cares about me ) shes a good girl and is a goon, i dont want to touch her virtual face or body just be her friend and talk about cats ^_^ i havet logged into any social media like facebook in over half a year, its painful ne aways, shifting gears, I think all peopledeserve happiness and love and even if no one cares abou me i care you
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Apr 1, 2016 05:58
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Meowbot posted:i care you email me
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Apr 1, 2016 08:13
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lonesomedwarf posted:don't email me ftfy bud, learn the art of seduction
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Apr 1, 2016 08:16
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I am bastion of successful goon love , too bad Sonic post was the only post to incorrigible to read on the whole drat forums.
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Apr 1, 2016 09:05
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I really did read most of the other posts, I's a speed-reader
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Apr 1, 2016 09:07
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Microwaves Mom posted:I hope to find a nice sarcastic, morbidly dark, and totally inappropriate goonette one day. Be careful what you wish for.
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Apr 1, 2016 09:30
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still no love here not sure what im doing wrong
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Apr 1, 2016 10:03
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Nation posted:still no love here not sure what im doing wrong hips square, shoulders back, work on your follow through
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Apr 1, 2016 10:11
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when you get near the hole switch to the wood
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Apr 1, 2016 10:12
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MiracleWhale posted:hips square, shoulders back, work on your follow through but im hideously deformed
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Apr 1, 2016 10:12
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Bimmi posted:Be careful what you wish for. I expect her to hotbox the bed and not tell me.
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Apr 1, 2016 10:15
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i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong rapsheet
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Apr 3, 2016 16:36
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I had goon love once, it was a special, greasy, spoony kind of love. She was pretty and way too good for me.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:42
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How did you mess it up?
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Apr 3, 2016 18:38
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Zzulu posted:How did you mess it up? showed his anime collection
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Apr 3, 2016 18:41
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I usually gently caress up my potential dates by chatting with them blackout drunk. Why don't ladies like that? I don't get it either. Need to find me a functional alcoholic lady... had one but it didn't work out I think because I didn't put the ol' moves on her on date 3.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:42
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you dont show your anime collection until at least a few dates in mate
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Apr 3, 2016 19:23
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unless if your anime collection consists of nothing but Lupin the III
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Apr 3, 2016 20:57
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Wendigee posted:I usually gently caress up my potential dates by chatting with them blackout drunk. Why don't ladies like that? I don't get it either. Once i was going on a firat date and i was a bit booze and benzod at 3 in the afternoon. Im standing waiting for the taxi and im oh whoops o forgot to put a shirt on. 5mins later im waiting for a taxi and im like oh poo poo im not wearing any shoes. The date itself was all downhill
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Apr 3, 2016 21:36
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I dated a goonette for a few months many many years ago. Met at a bar (randomly, not intentionally) and we somehow ended up talking about P-P-P-Powerbook. We ended up drifting apart after a few months because we had different goals, etc. It might have been because she loved reading slash fanfiction that Snape was Harry's father figure and they secretly loved each other and Harry loved being Snape's bottom bitch.
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Apr 3, 2016 22:07
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geeves posted:I dated a goonette for a few months many many years ago. Met at a bar (randomly, not intentionally) and we somehow ended up talking about P-P-P-Powerbook. We ended up drifting apart after a few months because we had different goals, etc. It might have been because she loved reading slash fanfiction that Snape was Harry's father figure and they secretly loved each other and Harry loved being Snape's bottom bitch. Probably the best thread in the history of the forums.
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Apr 3, 2016 22:18
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there were only a few friends i told about the forums as a kid, and since then some of them joined but i dont ask for their username and they dont ask for mine none of them were womens edit does anyone remember the name of the goon who wrote about an affair that maybe did or did not happen with a girl in a wheelchair, i think it ended with him leaving her literally abandoned in a wheelchair in a hallway or something
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Apr 3, 2016 22:41
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Isaac posted:Once i was going on a firat date and i was a bit booze and benzod at 3 in the afternoon. Im standing waiting for the taxi and im oh whoops o forgot to put a shirt on. Well... I guess I haven't reached rock bottom yet! Thanks for the pick me up Isaac!
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