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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager!"

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Everything I say is right and should be taken seriously because I am a mom.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thanks for this

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

my son lives in my basement and plays video game. im horny

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*gets addicted to painkillers*

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*drinks merlot
*updates facebook status every time i go out
*names kids Caiden and Emillee

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
*prepares for swingers party*

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV29C3sb3ps

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

my son is a stupid fag

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:


"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager!"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ghostter posted:

my son is a stupid fag

my boyfriend's name is bryce and i love him

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this from that stupid loving youtube drama between that justin bieber-rear end guy that makes a living insulting people and the kool aid man from that JonTron video?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This steak isn't done enough, I can see pink in there

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*sees a black man and either becomes sexually aroused or terrified. probably both.*

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
"Cameron, Taeylynn, don't play too far from the picnic area, and make sure you bring your little brother McAeirghty with you"

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I have a van with my stick figure people family and my daughter's cheer team and son's baseball team number. I'm driving over the yellow line because I'm making my next nail appointment on my cell and trying to seem cool by listening to 90s gangsta rap on Sirius Backspin.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
strawberries on pillows, strawberries on curtains, strawberry decorative soaps,
pictures of strawberries, porcelain strawberries,
strawberry bed-sheets,
i really love strawberries :shobon:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*listens to Glee soundtrack and Pentatonix

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
ive smoked and dropped pills and got lovely on wine with a few suburb moms while spending time about the us id say they're alright as long as you arent transacting business with them

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*graduated from looking like han solo*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just remembered where some painkillers were brb

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

*buys a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign and places it above the fireplace*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm a suburban mom

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Gaunab posted:

I'm a suburban mom

Very on point, Gaunab

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
theyll give you some bennies as well they dont seem to think theyre real drugs you can be like pfft what a day and theyll throw you a fistful of bars

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
*get's in pool, tries to keep hair dry*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i found my painkillers

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
My entire lifestyle is threatened by the devaluation of an upper-middle class job.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

i found my painkillers

betters not be hydros

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin posted:

betters not be hydros

yup :(

they are good for my liver tho so whatevs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

um excuse me posted:

*get's in pool, tries to keep hair dry*
*drinks Merlot in pool

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
the only good dope left is exactly that because theyve hosed all the scrips up so bad to keep you from railing em or shooting em

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry i thought the thread title was "ITT we are subHUMAN moms" my bad lates yall

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

bitch

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

"I don't like that Future rapper my son has been listening to. I can barely understand what he's saying and he definitely is not a good role model!"
*downs half a bottle of codeine*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i dont like the way she makes her "y"s. real lame imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hth

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
*margaritaville comes on the cd player on the back porch, leathery women yell "woo!" and bumble around trying to clink their glasses together

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

symbolic posted:

is this from that stupid loving youtube drama between that justin bieber-rear end guy that makes a living insulting people and the kool aid man from that JonTron video?

i thot it was probably from a Das Racist video :shrug:

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