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social vegan posted:you make the frogger video game (arcade) sound effects and hop across the road avoiding traffic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FbktgqCqY
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when something cool happens of u or one of ur squad accomplishes a goal you guys all call it levelling up. Nice trevor, the cops are taking ur dad away for good? level up!
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Mar 29, 2016 13:55
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oh this old thing?
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social vegan posted:when something cool happens of u or one of ur squad accomplishes a goal you guys all call it levelling up. Nice trevor, the cops are taking ur dad away for good? level up! Ding!
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Mar 29, 2016 14:04
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anyone else like slamming theyre dick in the nes cartridge slot
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Mar 29, 2016 14:05
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If you're a 30 year old man who acts and thinks like a 14 year old... you just might be a gamer!
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Mar 29, 2016 14:07
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if you think italians can jump really high and not just to escape from the cops!
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Mar 29, 2016 14:10
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you might be a gamer idf a totally hot and sex babe is like hey why dont you come over we can do sex and your like, heh, yeah right ladie, im about to get 100 per% in saints row side missions! maybe next year! then a guitar solo plays and you clench your fist ediif you are on the air plane and the announcer says on the radio "please turn off mobile devices" and you dont because you are playing a cookie clickers, you might be a vodeo gamer! lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 14:45
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You might be a video gamer if you think you could make it in the special forces.
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Mar 29, 2016 15:27
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videogames are for children, OP
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Mar 29, 2016 15:31
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Salem Saberhagen posted:- You pooped in a sock in order to not leave your favorite MMORPG raid. How can you hold a keyboard, mouse, and a sock with only 2 hands?
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Mar 29, 2016 15:35
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social vegan posted:oh this old thing? this picture confuses me on a few different levels
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Mar 29, 2016 15:40
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everyones had the genesis cartridge slot where the pussy should be dream bud #only90'skids
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Mar 29, 2016 15:42
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this thread would be a lot better if it was called "you might be DOUG if..."
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dad gay. so what posted:this thread would be a lot better if it was called "you might be DOUG if..." 
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- You have a sword collection including some katanas and video game replicas. - You masturbate ten times more than the average 13 year old boy. - You rage if somebody finished the Mountain Dew. - Argue for hours about PC being superior to any console - You're a 42 year old man that somehow manages to still have an uncontrollable acne problem
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Mar 29, 2016 16:13
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- You are very fat and never stop farting ever.
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Mar 29, 2016 16:21
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-You have no idea who you are and nothing feels real when you look away from a screen
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Mar 29, 2016 17:22
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- Your feet died months ago but you've gotten used to the smell.
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Mar 29, 2016 17:24
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social vegan posted:oh this old thing? he's got his bottom bitch belt on backwards
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Mar 29, 2016 17:28
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-you place bombs on weak points on a structure even though you're not muslim
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Mar 29, 2016 17:46
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- You do a full flip in the air every time you jump. - When you stand still too long, you start tapping your foot and looking at your watch - You're afraid of ghosts until you've taken your special pills.
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Mar 29, 2016 17:54
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- When you touch a star you become invincible and kill everyone in your way.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:13
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Applewhite posted:- When you touch a star you become invincible and kill everyone in your way. I'm not allowed to touch stars anymore.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:21
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- Your kick turtle shells at mushrooms - You feed candy to frogs - you have poo poo pouring out of your pantlegs onto the ground
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Mar 29, 2016 18:23
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Applewhite posted:- You keep running even after you collide with an obstacle and your feet slide frictionlessly over the ground.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:26
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-your pale skin withers and wilts under the cruel, burning sun -you say the word "lol" in everyday conversation -you visualize everyday surroundings as put into a multi-player Map, and look for the best positions to hide out and shoot people -you are affable and have a lot of interesting friend -you have a a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment that those with spouses and mortgages will never know 
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Mar 29, 2016 18:36
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Super Mario Brothers is a coded manifesto calling for the extermination of the italian race
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Mar 29, 2016 18:37
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- You always rush to the princess's rescue but end up frustrated every time.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:39
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Applewhite posted:- You always rush to the princess's rescue but end up frustrated every time. -you've grown so accustomed to disappointment the princess's absence no longer registers any shock or surprise
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Mar 29, 2016 18:41
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- You have a bunch of princess figurines and in your twisted mind they're as good or better than a real princess.
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Mar 29, 2016 18:46
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-you sometimes take stock of your life in a horrific moment of lucidity and realize that you have squandered your opportunities chasing fleeting moments of pleasure with little more to show for them than a few plastic mementos to your tastes and sensibilities which have not developed since you were in high school
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Mar 29, 2016 19:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00
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Mar 29, 2016 19:20
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there is a sadness to losing the ability to enjoy video gwait gently caress that no there isn't
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Mar 29, 2016 19:48
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- You're excited for the release of Hyper Light Drifter this Thursday
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Mar 29, 2016 19:53
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- You put in the Konami code to get out of parking tickets
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Mar 29, 2016 19:55
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Applewhite posted:- You're excited for the release of Hyper Light Drifter this Thursday -you pre-ordered Hyper Light Drifter to secure the collectible Hyper Light Hyper Helmet, only available at games top. Power to the players.
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Mar 29, 2016 19:58
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You might be a gamer if a Saturn is close to uranus.
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Mar 29, 2016 20:00
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I carry around four hundred pounds of weapons, metals, herbs, books, coins, jewelry and about a dozen changes of clothes everywhere I go. j/k I can barely lift the controller
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i watch this in its entirety every time
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