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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
get one of those big hollowed out books that you can hide things in, then put a smaller book inside it

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

get one of those big hollowed out books that you can hide things in, then put a smaller book inside it
Keep a snub nosed.38 revolver inside the smaller book.

1969 baby
Apr 29, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

I currently have subscriptions to Cincinnati Magazine, Scientific American, and Cat Fancy. I need more magazines so that when people show up it looks like I'm not a creepy weirdo. I was considering Penthouse, but it looks like unfortunately they don't make magazines anymore :smith:

Cat Fancy changed its name to Catster months ago. Penthouse still makes magazines.

you should consider http://www.pusspussmagazine.com/

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Horse Penis Annual Review

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Glass eater magazine.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Snowglobes Weekly

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
don't leave trash on your coffee table OP



if you must try and subscribe to a bunch of publications that make you look like a serial killer

-a bunch of surgical/anesthesia-related medical journals
-Secret Underground Bunker Monthly
-bunch of gun mags
-more than one magazine about cats
-gently caress YOU JERRY FROM HIGHSCHOOL YOU MADE ME HALF A MAN Quarterly (self published)

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Dabiq

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
white nationalism monthly

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Complete Works of Robert Mappelthorpe

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Risky
May 18, 2003

:nws:http://www.bearmagazine.com/winter/index.html:nws:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
chick tracts

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The Utne Reader is still published and will make you look smart.
Also you could get a bunch of back issues of Omni Magazine. It had the coolest covers of any mag that wasn't Heavy Metal.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Get a subscription to some high school newspaper for some school you've never been to.

Or Corn Flakes Monthly.

Or http://www.web-donkeys.com/products.php?cat=6

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Milk Drinker Monthly

Force Fed Geese Magazine

Goose Fancier

Scorpion King the Movie the Magazine

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Ghostbusters 2 Weekly

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Get a subscription to Homestuck, OP. Every issue is the size of a phonebook.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Subway Magazine special Jared issue.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
And also the Somethingawful.com Magazine special Aatrek issue.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Forget Penthouse, this is the way to go.



value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I like national geographic, but books are better. Grab a Codex Saraphinianus to look Hella Weird, But Smart to your friends. http://www.amazon.com/Codex-Seraphinianus-Luigi-Serafini/dp/0847842134

Or some vintage books about poetry, the kind that's old and have interesting bindings because dust jackets weren't invented yet. I like Tennyson. See? This book will make you look real sensitive and intelligent! http://www.biblio.com/book/poems-al...CFUWTfgodGCoKkw

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.clownpenis.fart THE MAGAZINE

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I would read this cover to cover. Even the cologne inserts. :kiddo:

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

I have this IRL and people love it. the writing is completely straight and clearly by folks who are into art history & critique.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
get the Grizzly catalog, it's really nice. Got a cool embossed cover and everything. plus the ladies will think you're handy and can make stuff out of wood.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
How To Cook And Eat Your Guests Quarterly
How To Commit A Clean Murder Annual Compendium
Escape Now Weekly

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
I mean, check this poo poo out.





imagine that on your coffee table

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Yvershek posted:

Forget Penthouse, this is the way to go.





True story, I knew a lady who was on the cover of BIG BUTT magazine when she was younger.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Better homes and gardens is a good one

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Better Homes And Butts Megazine

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The Rufie Rapist Reader

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Big 'Uns

naem
May 29, 2011

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Seriouspost: Harper's Magazine

That reminds me that I need to renew my subscription to it, too. Second-oldest continuously published magazine in the U.S. after Scientific American..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harper%27s_Magazine

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Go to eBay and buy a lot of vintage magazines for about 20-50 bucks. Put out a few once each month and cycle through them until they've all been read.

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