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dad gay so what has been living in my closet for a few weeks now and it's getting pretty drat annoying keeping up with this guy. he eats my food, doesn't clean up, doesn't like my youtube poop jokes, and steals my bandwidth (i'm on verizon, man) i've recently had to made a home-made defibrillator out of a car battery and kitchen tools because his heart stops like every other day and i don't want to go to jail for murder
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Mar 31, 2016 17:40
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10,000 emptyquotes and I will sexually assault the OP.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:41
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a daily dose of five guys and whiskey
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Mar 31, 2016 17:42
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Very carefully
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Mar 31, 2016 17:42
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Have you considered importing the DGSW's natural predator? The Nooner
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Mar 31, 2016 17:43
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does your house have stairs in it?
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Mar 31, 2016 17:44
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make him eat some delicious In-N-Out (what a hamburgers all about)
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Mar 31, 2016 17:44
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Microwaves Mom posted:Have you considered importing the DGSW's natural predator? The Nooner no hell have a naxi flamingo infestation then duh you dolt
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Mar 31, 2016 17:45
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Mozi posted:does your house have stairs in it? i've started considering my upstairs attic my place for "alone time" because it's the only place he can't follow me to
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Mar 31, 2016 17:45
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Get out the vacuum cleaner. He's spooked by those.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:45
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put him in a box and ship him to Des Moines
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Mar 31, 2016 17:46
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This is the worst thread ever and I'm posting in it out of love.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:46
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hurr i'm a retard, dgsw ftw lol 
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Mar 31, 2016 17:46
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bradzilla posted:hurr i'm a retard haha
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Mar 31, 2016 17:47
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I think you need to suck his drat balls, OP. Pretty sure that's the only way.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:48
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Putty posted:i've started considering my upstairs attic my place for "alone time" because it's the only place he can't follow me to remember the simple rule, booze and pills in your hut, you've got dad gay, so what
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Mar 31, 2016 17:51
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Post a garbage circle jerk thread about it
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Mar 31, 2016 17:51
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Iron Prince posted:put him in a box and ship him to Des Moines yeah make him jastigers loving problem. that town might actually become interesting for a few seconds
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Mar 31, 2016 17:52
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you're hosed
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Mar 31, 2016 17:52
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1) there is no one in your closet 2) dgsw is an internet persona not a real person 3) if someone raelly was in your closet just call the cops and they will take them out 4) i like lists 5) this list need to be like 10 item long or its not legitimte 9) i bet dgsw is not fat or smelly irl 10) turn off your internet temporarily its a guarnteed way to get a goon to go somewhere else
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Mar 31, 2016 17:54
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lol
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Mar 31, 2016 17:55
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to clarify i have been handing out spiked candy and memes at the local goon circlejerks, but i've only managed to drug and capture a few Bonzibuddies that The Gay isn't interested in
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Mar 31, 2016 17:55
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bradzilla posted:hurr i'm a retard, dgsw ftw lol rember when you made a qcs thread complaining about dad gay so what
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Mar 31, 2016 17:56
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Aralan posted:Post a garbage circle jerk thread about it
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Mar 31, 2016 17:56
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mmm nothing like a few fresh Bonzibuddies to hang up on hooks in my tile covered room with a convenient drain in the center of it.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:56
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Enfield posted:rember when you made a qcs thread complaining about dad gay so what it was actually about lovely threads like this, yeah
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Mar 31, 2016 17:57
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Poke him with a stick. Do NOT pull his finger, no matter how hard he pleads.
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Mar 31, 2016 17:57
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Take him to sea world and gradually reintroduce him to his natural environment.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:01
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*finds lovely thread then posts in it bumping it to the top of the forum.*
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Mar 31, 2016 18:01
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rip another dead goon. thanks for everything, little prince.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:01
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Hell Yeah posted:*finds lovely thread then posts in it bumping it to the top of the forum.*  the irony
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Mar 31, 2016 18:03
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Just use like ten bug bombs and go somewhere else over the weekend.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:03
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:yeah make him jastigers loving problem. that town might actually become interesting for a few seconds GBS thunderdome in des moines: ship all the superstars and personalities there to duke it out until last man or woman or klurf standing
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Mar 31, 2016 18:04
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lot of people seem to be more mad at my home intruder than me ITT, kinda weirded out here
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Mar 31, 2016 18:04
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bradzilla posted:
"I hate this poo poo SO loving MUCH" *rolls and frolics in the poo poo*
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Mar 31, 2016 18:06
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While you're trying to figure out a solution, you could make some coin by charging kids a quarter to come and look at him.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:06
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Hell Yeah posted:*finds lovely thread then posts in it bumping it to the top of the forum.* Same, I like to post in bad threads and bump them to the top so everyone else can see what a bad thread it is
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Mar 31, 2016 18:11
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...all of you are in my house too, aren't you?
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Mar 31, 2016 18:12
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Putty posted:...all of you are in my house too, aren't you? That's not me hiding behind the curtains with my shoes sticking out, that's somebody else.
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Mar 31, 2016 18:13
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FlimFlam Imam posted:That's not me hiding behind the curtains with my shoes sticking out, that's somebody else. gently caress you. Why would you rat me out?
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