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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Imagine there was some kind of accident at the North Korean Internet filtering plant and somehow they could visit precisely one outside website and it was SA

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk00100&num=13836

quote:

Under The Superior Leadership of Our revered Supreme Commander Marshal Kim Jong Un, Our motherland has Now confidently ENTERED the ranks of nuclear states completely equipped with a hydrogen bomb and various kinds of miniaturized nuclear bombs. Utterly shocked at this, China, has rushed to take part in United Nations sanctions, worried that its dominant status in Northeast Asia will be challenged. The current political climate calls for all Party members and workers to firmly stand up against China's hostile schemes against the great Chosun (DPRK) through political, military, and economic actions in Northeast Asia. When looking back on our revolutionary history, not once has China been sincere towards us when our revolutionary efforts ran into challenges and struggles. Just as our great Suryong leaders have taught us, we must not have even the smallest fantasies about China. We must no longer go easy on the Chinese and instead deal with them on the same footing in order to change their attitude of taking us lightly. All Party members and workers, let us unite more firmly around Marshal Kim Jong Un and fight with all our might to the very end for final victory in our juche revolutionary feat, even if graver hardships and difficulties blow this way, with the deep loyalty and Our belief that the AS dear long the SO strong is with US Marshal, we will See The Always Victory!

The honeymoon is over :china:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
http://www.korea-dpr.com/kfa_travel.html

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
That would be amazing if they started to seriously diss the PRC :unsmigghh:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Why doesn't China stand with their North Korean brothers for the glory of socialism?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

AugmentedVision posted:

Why doesn't China stand with their North Korean brothers for the glory of socialism?

China keeps trying to stay hip but NK went full autistic

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

cool some china chat maybe we;'l get lucky and there will be a world war china

AUDIO TRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

VIDEO TRACK - MUTE THIS SHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FDL4ZYEfcw

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Cubelodyte posted:

That would be amazing if they started to seriously diss the PRC :unsmigghh:

the north koreans would probly get real petty real quick lmao

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Wow they're Korean not Japanese or Chinese all make tasty food and believe in gay rhinos or something amen pass the Chiken BaRrz

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

kim jim ill single handedlyt animated "cut up camera" on mtvs liquid televison

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
What is traditional north korean food? like what do they got?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
sort of :nms:

http://i.imgur.com/vIbg6D5.jpg

I don't know why I'm friends with people who post this with the utmost sincerity.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

north koreans are dumbfucks imo

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
davey pigfucker 2016

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
come for the gasoline oysters stay for the grass

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Parallax Scroll posted:

they are big ole faggots

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

SurfaceDetail posted:

Because they let a fat narcissistic retard rule them with an iron fist.

I thought we were talking about north Korea not pet island?!?!

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Too bad our Dennis Rodman assassination attempt failed.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Zombiepop posted:

What is traditional north korean food? like what do they got?

I went there in 2007 and we were taken to a restaurant for a cold noodle soup that was apparently a traditional North Korean dish. Also had a hot pot dinner where you got a hunch of raw ingredients (meat, vegetables) and you put them in the pot (oil or broth I can recall) and made lettuce wraps. The hot pot meal gave me food poisoning.

I think for citizens they would eat the same as South Koreans, if they could afford to.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Keith Atherton posted:

I went there in 2007.

gently caress you if true.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

teen witch posted:

sort of :nms:

http://i.imgur.com/vIbg6D5.jpg

I don't know why I'm friends with people who post this with the utmost sincerity.

In all honesty, South Koreans usually protest over some pretty stupid poo poo, and get incredibly violent by throwing fuel bombs and using flame throwers. Most protests start out with the police just sitting back and the crowds getting more and more pissed that nothing is happening. A groups of idiots decide that they should attack the police and start throwing rocks and hitting their shields with sticks. Given that the Korean riot police really have their poo poo together, nobody gets hurt and they just stay put waiting for the crowds to disperse. Some of the organizers realize that if something big doesn't happen then everyone is just going to go home and they take things too far, and the police come down on them hard and usually destroy the protest in under 10 minutes by caving in heads with shields and hitting them with firehoses that are pumping a water/mace mix.

I saw one of the US beef protests in person and the sheer lunacy of the protesters wase staggering. You have old guys and university students running up the the police, falling to their knees, screaming and tearing their clothes off, and the cops are just looking at them in utter disbelief. Then the crazy protesters start tearing at each other's clothes, start fighting each other, and before you know it someone has rolled a propane tank that's spewing flames at the police.

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Chinatown posted:

58k americans died in Vietnam and all we got was Sriracha.

Worth it.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe

Blistex posted:

In all honesty, South Koreans usually protest over some pretty stupid poo poo, and get incredibly violent by throwing fuel bombs and using flame throwers. Most protests start out with the police just sitting back and the crowds getting more and more pissed that nothing is happening. A groups of idiots decide that they should attack the police and start throwing rocks and hitting their shields with sticks. Given that the Korean riot police really have their poo poo together, nobody gets hurt and they just stay put waiting for the crowds to disperse. Some of the organizers realize that if something big doesn't happen then everyone is just going to go home and they take things too far, and the police come down on them hard and usually destroy the protest in under 10 minutes by caving in heads with shields and hitting them with firehoses that are pumping a water/mace mix.

I saw one of the US beef protests in person and the sheer lunacy of the protesters wase staggering. You have old guys and university students running up the the police, falling to their knees, screaming and tearing their clothes off, and the cops are just looking at them in utter disbelief. Then the crazy protesters start tearing at each other's clothes, start fighting each other, and before you know it someone has rolled a propane tank that's spewing flames at the police.

lol south Koreans are some of the few people who remember how to riot

try telling that to the millennial dipshits involved in OWS

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Commie NedFlanders posted:

cool some china chat maybe we;'l get lucky and there will be a world war china

AUDIO TRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg


First thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

man I don't want to mess with any kids wtf

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

Blistex posted:

In all honesty, South Koreans usually protest over some pretty stupid poo poo, and get incredibly violent by throwing fuel bombs and using flame throwers. Most protests start out with the police just sitting back and the crowds getting more and more pissed that nothing is happening. A groups of idiots decide that they should attack the police and start throwing rocks and hitting their shields with sticks. Given that the Korean riot police really have their poo poo together, nobody gets hurt and they just stay put waiting for the crowds to disperse. Some of the organizers realize that if something big doesn't happen then everyone is just going to go home and they take things too far, and the police come down on them hard and usually destroy the protest in under 10 minutes by caving in heads with shields and hitting them with firehoses that are pumping a water/mace mix.

I saw one of the US beef protests in person and the sheer lunacy of the protesters wase staggering. You have old guys and university students running up the the police, falling to their knees, screaming and tearing their clothes off, and the cops are just looking at them in utter disbelief. Then the crazy protesters start tearing at each other's clothes, start fighting each other, and before you know it someone has rolled a propane tank that's spewing flames at the police.

I've heard a story about South Koreans ripping a live pig in half at one of these protests. They don't gently caress around with this poo poo.

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Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
protesting in south korea is a spectator sport for the rest of the world lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LiQFnkuJY

check out these sick old school roman tactics

Legionary Seo-jun back in formation you drunken fool!

man both sides just do it better over there. i like all that fire near the end of the video they dont gently caress around.

Mr. Unlucky fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Apr 3, 2016

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