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I highly recommend sex. Just put on some nice jazz and gently caress.
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I feel bad for you, son. I got ninety-nine problems but a op ain't one
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Apr 1, 2016 01:11
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nice thread, jackass. hope your mother aborts you next time
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Apr 1, 2016 01:20
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I like to bear hug GBS' mother from behind and then start prone boning that chick until the cows come home.
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Apr 1, 2016 01:21
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I came here for real help. I thought you were going to help.
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Apr 1, 2016 01:22
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Put on Beavis and Butt-head so you can laugh about Hole while in her hole
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Apr 1, 2016 01:53
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Bury your feelings deep down inside where they can't get out and pretend everything is okay.
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Apr 1, 2016 01:56
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just eat the puss dumbass
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Apr 1, 2016 01:57
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Nah Jazz for bangin' is so 2015. Fire up some Fela Kuti.
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Apr 1, 2016 01:58
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lol if you ain't bangin it out to a dub step remix of the ramones
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Apr 1, 2016 01:59
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frogge posted:Nah Jazz for bangin' is so 2015. Fire up some Fela Kuti. if i could Fel her Kuti I wouldnt need the jazz in the first place???
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Apr 1, 2016 02:01
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Applewhite posted:Bury your feelings deep down inside where they can't get out and pretend everything is okay. I can confirm this works like a charm. Insofar as I'm functioning well enough to thoroughly plan my shotgun suicide
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Apr 1, 2016 02:07
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Oscar Wild posted:I feel bad for you, son. I got ninety-nine problems but a op ain't one
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Apr 1, 2016 02:18
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what if the sex... is the problem?????????
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Apr 1, 2016 02:19
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JiveHonky posted:if i could Fel her Kuti I wouldnt need the jazz in the first place??? Heyyyo. But real talk, throwing on some Fela Kuti or Gypsy Kings along with some lit candles wets it up something vicious.
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Apr 1, 2016 02:20
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frogge posted:Heyyyo. this is either the best or worst post ive ever seen
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Apr 1, 2016 02:25
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Have your significant other mod GBS for a while then you won't seem so bad in comparison. works every time
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Apr 1, 2016 02:28
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go canoeing in a rowboat and you each control one oar and you'll learn to think as one
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Apr 1, 2016 02:33
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There's nothing like a good old fashioned.
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Apr 1, 2016 02:37
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I've got a cute little crush on a girl in my class, what should I do OP?
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Apr 1, 2016 02:43
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put a mirror in front of your toilet 
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Apr 1, 2016 02:45
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Carmant posted:I've got a cute little crush on a girl in my class, what should I do OP? ask her out
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Apr 1, 2016 02:45
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gonna get my girl vicious wet
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Apr 1, 2016 02:46
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setafd posted:ask her out wash first, pro tip
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Apr 1, 2016 02:47
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Enfield posted:gonna get my girl vicious wet in the toilet? if so, put a mirror in front of it so you can see all the angles
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Apr 1, 2016 02:49
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Carmant posted:I've got a cute little crush on a girl in my class, what should I do OP? kill yourself now, the disease is terminal
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Apr 1, 2016 02:49
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dad gay. so what posted:in the toilet? if so, put a mirror in front of it so you can see all the angles im seeing double toilets
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Apr 1, 2016 02:51
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setafd posted:ask her out Guh?!? I don't follow...
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Apr 1, 2016 02:52
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Enfield posted:im seeing double toilets spring break rules. im eating a bagel off of some guys penis lol. just college hijinks and such. brb
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Apr 1, 2016 02:53
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dad gay. so what posted:spring break rules. im eating a bagel off of some guys penis lol. just college hijinks and such. brb k, ill brb too
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Apr 1, 2016 02:54
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just take some of the frustration out via your penis or vagina canal
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Apr 1, 2016 03:20
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gently caress da Mods posted:just take some of the frustration out via your penis or vagina canal like piss on poo poo? i dont get it? *holds penis in hand and stares confused at it*
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Apr 1, 2016 03:21
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cool jazz is on so does someone else show up or
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Apr 1, 2016 03:33
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i miss the good old days when all the greats were playing elevator jazz
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Apr 1, 2016 03:34
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the flute is the most erotic instrument, or possibly the clarinet or the double bassoon
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Apr 1, 2016 03:40
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gently caress da Mods posted:I highly recommend sex. i hosed to mozart the other night it was fantastic
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Apr 1, 2016 03:41
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MiracleWhale posted:the flute is the most erotic instrument, or possibly the clarinet or the double bassoon the xylophone tickels my fancy, as does the dog whistle blown by a queef from a pussy covered in peanut butter
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Apr 1, 2016 03:43
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roymorrison posted:i hosed to mozart the other night it was fantastic nice goon props brah!
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Apr 1, 2016 03:44
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Try jazzing up your bedroom antics with a lil' role play. You'll need to wear some mirrored aviator glasses, a white t-shirt and an aviator jacket. Your GF (or BF) waits naked on the bed. You kick open the door holding a boom box that's playing "Highway to the danger zone" at full volume and you cry out, "Kick the tires and light the fires, baby!" Viciously wet.
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Once again, my gayness and these posts are confusing me and making me nervous. Am I functioning improperly?
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