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Is the plug sold? I genuinely want to buy it in the name of GBS
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God damnit Canada bought the plug
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Apr 13, 2016 00:16
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Mayor Glowku posted:God damnit Canada bought the plug Canada wins again! First free health care, now this!
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Apr 13, 2016 00:34
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Madness posted:Canada wins again! First free health care, now this! The guy will need it for the damage that plug will cause. Another missed Gibbis opportunity
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Apr 13, 2016 01:03
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PS Canada never sent the money, first one to paypal me gets the prize. I'm out of town right now, shipping will be done Monday of next week (IF YOU ACTUALLY PAY ME). Goddamned Canadian goons letting me down.
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Apr 13, 2016 05:03
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so is the idea here that you are supposed to look like you've shoved an entire cat into your rear end and only the tail is showing?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:08
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Does it shed easy?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:33
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How do you clean it? Like the fur part?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:36
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Kritzkrieg Kop posted:How do you clean it? Like the fur part? The pet shampoo you've been using in the shower should suffice
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Apr 13, 2016 18:40
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Kritzkrieg Kop posted:How do you clean it? Like the fur part? I'm assuming a furry would lick it like a cat.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:01
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I can't get my cat to sit still long enough to buttplug him, you have any tips? I was thinking I could possibly use some treats or something
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Apr 13, 2016 21:56
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I just spent $50 dollars with the sole intention of denying Canada nice (?) things.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:13
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FUTURE JAZZ posted:I just spent $50 dollars with the sole intention of denying Canada nice (?) things. This is correct, this is now sold! I am out of town right now, I will have it shipped to you Monday morning.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:14
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Scald posted:This is correct, this is now sold! What is your return policy?
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Apr 13, 2016 22:19
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FUTURE JAZZ posted:What is your return policy? No returns will be accepted for used items. You are guaranteed to receive your cat-tail buttplug in intact and working order with no malodorous or otherwise unpleasant attributes. Inaddition for paying the extra $20 you will receive a picture frame, with one frame occupied by your pristine new buttplug, and the other empty to fill with a picture of your lovingly-used buttplug. Returns will only be accepted if the items you receive are damaged or otherwise molested upon your receipt. In the spirit of the thread I ask that you please take pictures upon your receipt of your pristine condition buttplug and frame. Returns of used items will not be accepted. You have your choice of style on the picture frame, please feel free to provide me style suggestions so that I can facilitate its purchase over the weekend before I ship your order on Monday. Pleasure doing business with you 
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Apr 13, 2016 22:24
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This is the greatest thread in SA Mart.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:42
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Scald posted:No returns will be accepted for used items. You are guaranteed to receive your cat-tail buttplug in intact and working order with no malodorous or otherwise unpleasant attributes. No, the pleasure is mine  Is the picture frame butt safe? A tasteful dark wood frame would be a great compliment to my desires. If I molest the plug, does that count? I love you.
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Apr 13, 2016 23:09
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FUTURE JAZZ posted:No, the pleasure is mine Picture frame is not butt safe. No returns of this product will be accepted without valid reason, the $100 included shipping insurance should cover any molestation during transit and I suggest you take up any damages with them. Preferences on the picture frame however are duly noted. I will provide more information once I do some tasteful shopping this weekend.
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Apr 14, 2016 01:16
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MiracleWhale posted:I would like a piece of a dead animal to dangle from my butt during sexual intercourse Piece of a dead animal? You loving savage. Everyone knows you have to put the whole thing in there to truly achieve oneness with your animal spirit.
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Apr 14, 2016 01:51
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Kritzkrieg Kop posted:How do you clean it? Like the fur part? Just like a real cat, eventually it gets so covered in poo poo and piss and garbage that you have to confine it to some dark corner of the laundry room.
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Apr 14, 2016 03:46
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Just like a real cat, eventually it gets so covered in poo poo and piss and garbage that you have to confine it to some dark corner of the laundry room. So Future Jazz will need to put it in a cage and put the cage in the shower and put the volume up extra-high on the TV?
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Apr 14, 2016 07:30
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Splizwarf posted:So Future Jazz will need to put it in a cage and put the cage in the shower and put the volume up extra-high on the TV? Yes, but I will be in the cage and the foxtail in my butt.
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Apr 14, 2016 07:51
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FUTURE JAZZ posted:Yes, but I will be in the cage and the foxtail in my butt. Keep going.....
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Apr 14, 2016 14:20
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for sale: cat buttplug, never worn.
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Apr 15, 2016 00:53
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:for sale: cat buttplug, never worn.
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Apr 15, 2016 02:37
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:for sale: cat buttplug, never worn. Saddest 6 word short story ever.
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Apr 15, 2016 06:21
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I don't visit the SA Mart enough
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Apr 15, 2016 07:28
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Agoat posted:I don't visit the SA Mart enough don't worry you haven't missed much. This is the only good thread since Double Dragon GBA.
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Apr 16, 2016 08:04
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Nitramster posted:don't worry you haven't missed much. This is the only good thread since Double Dragon GBA. Shameless plug for the outcome of the Double Dragon thread. Get in line to play it! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3700982&perpage=40
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Apr 16, 2016 21:12
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PoorHobo posted:Shameless plug 
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Apr 16, 2016 21:30
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Is this the gooniest thing ever sold on SA-Mart?
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Apr 16, 2016 23:18
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Maybe we should give this the same treatment as Double Dragon. We'll mail it from goon to goon and each person gets an hour of use.
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Apr 17, 2016 01:50
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So is this still for sale or
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Apr 17, 2016 02:03
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BisterdDave posted:Maybe we should give this the same treatment as Double Dragon. We'll mail it from goon to goon and each person gets an hour of use. I might need extra time, I'm bad at video games. Uh oh, would that make the cat tail butt plug a dongle?
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Apr 17, 2016 05:23
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:So is this still for sale or Sold! I'll inform the thread when it is shipped, it is up to the buyer to post a review and pictures upon receipt.
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Apr 17, 2016 09:43
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5 vote withheld until results are posted.
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Apr 17, 2016 11:15
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Cinderful posted:5 vote withheld until results are posted. 
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Apr 17, 2016 17:49
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is this the same goon that had pieces of his rear end fall out in the shower?
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Apr 18, 2016 00:59
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Sappo569 posted:is this the same goon that had pieces of his rear end fall out in the shower? That was GE Cafe
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Revitalized posted:Is this the gooniest thing ever sold on SA-Mart? I'm selling kisses for Hearthstone cards.
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