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My money is in Cruz gently caress it, I'm leaving it.
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Apr 2, 2016 01:38
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Hillary was the real madame
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Apr 2, 2016 01:41
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What's the timeline here? Was Cruz in town?
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Apr 2, 2016 01:42
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Hillary was the real madame I am incredibly down for this.
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all the presidential nominees are Illuminati and the Illuminati is actually just a sex cult
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DemeaninDemon posted:What's the timeline here? Was Cruz in town? Yeah, he worked in the GW administration from 01-03 and argued several cases before the SCOTUS as Texas Solicitor General. I could see him as the kind of guy to get ready for a big case by getting a little rough with an Escort or two.
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i am pretty sure the  would be off the loving scale for hillary to be outed as a lesbian on maddow, so this would be the funniest result
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Joementum posted:They started by talking about how automation is leading to job cuts. Seems relevant today. It does but for different reasons. I am loving the giant Minnesota next to Humphrey. And the insane question if the candidates: quote:"...WITH A LUNCH COUNTER SIT DOWN DEMONSTRATION BY NEGROES, HE WOULD CHASE THEM OUT OF HIS STORE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IS THE QUESTION ASKED."
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Rygar201 posted:Yeah, he worked in the GW administration from 01-03 and argued several cases before the SCOTUS as Texas Solicitor General. I could see him as the kind of guy to get ready for a big case by getting a little rough with an Escort or two. This is a disgusting thought and I want it to be true so bad.
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DemeaninDemon posted:This is a disgusting thought and I want it to be true so bad. Me too fam, me too.
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"Breaking news tonight. Just came in a few minutes ago. We have new information on the presidential nomination race that you will not believe, but it is need to know. I'll give you a little preview. It has to do with the number 202. Will tell you more in just a minute stay with us."
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Rygar201 posted:Me too fam, me too. I could totally see him banging a hooker before big events to reconstitute himself. Sort of like odo and his bucket.
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The reveal is that literally every candidate still in the race used the same DC Madame and have been attempting to avoid revealing their involvement to each other until now through a comedy of errors.
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Well it can't be about Trump, because records of him spending time with escorts would have no effect on the race whatsoever. Hell, most of his supporters probably expect it. Getting away with poo poo is just part of the Donald Trump fantasy. Assuming it's not an April Fools joke of some kind.
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Nessus posted:I thought the thing was that terrorists didn't really get anything useful out of a nuke, because they would kill a whole bunch of people and then be squashed shortly thereafter. Now this does kind of accord with Daesh's ideology more than most, but I thought even they wanted a specific battle in a specific region, not a general mega-showdown. Aside from the purely political forms of terrorism (some separatist movements for example) religious terror groups have a large component to their impetus which involves racking up faith points for everlasting life at the right hand of the lord/72 virgins in paradise/having your own planet or whatever which you can't cash in until after you die. That being the case, material stuff doesn't get to be much more than a means to that end and martyrdom (basically the part in mario games where you can get extra points for landing higher on the flagpole) doesn't come from dying safely in your sleep at old age. The only thing worth more points than killing #NUKES numbers of heretics and getting blown up in the inevitable backlash is dying in the process of actually setting off the nuke. That said, groups like Operation Rescue and Daesh use the kinds of people who believe the aforementioned poo poo as tools to achieve their desired utopia. For them, dying is undesirable because all that scripture stuff isn't nearly as good as having a harem. There needs to be a :kansas: icon which is just a representation of a pile of actual guano which lights itself on fire. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:The reveal is that literally every candidate still in the race used the same DC Madame and have been attempting to avoid revealing their involvement to each other until now through a comedy of errors. Everyone in DC is an Eskimo brother.
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FAUXTON posted:There needs to be a :kansas: icon which is just a representation of a pile of actual guano which lights itself on fire.  except it says Kansas.
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Oh gently caress, what it it's Bill?
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Kro-Bar posted:Oh gently caress, what it it's Bill? We would have heard about it by now if it was.
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The internet tells me that it is currently 9:15 in yankee-time. Where is the loving news.
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The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel.
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Isn't this specifically why impeachment exists? You shouldn't impeach someone because you don't like the name of their dog.
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if something happens and he is unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. this election is magical
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if something happens and he is unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. This is just wonderful 
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Watching the Bush vs. Reagan debate on CSPAN 3 now and Reagan went Trump.
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Kro-Bar posted:Oh gently caress, what it it's Bill? Bill doesn't pay.
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. Any source for this?
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. lol
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citybeatnik posted:The internet tells me that it is currently 9:15 in yankee-time. Where is the loving news.     You impatient motherfucker
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. poo poo, I'm dying over here.
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Kro-Bar posted:Any source for this? Rachel Maddow a few minutes ago. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyLVdmhMXs haveblue fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. Which is what the Madam should have been doing all along, like any good bordello owner should in case they are murdered by the Zodiac Killer who makes it up to look like a suicide. Come on people this is basic stuff 
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haveblue posted:Rachel Maddow a few minutes ago.
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haveblue posted:The DC Madam's lawyer has announced that if the Supreme Court doesn't grant him permission to release the records, he will violate the original order and release them anyway. Also that he has created a dead man's switch for the files which will email them all to the press if he finds himself unable to reset it every 72 hours. We are literally living in a Dan Brown novel. April Fool's, right? Right? twodot posted:Isn't this specifically why impeachment exists? You shouldn't impeach someone because you don't like the name of their dog. They're expanding reasons for impeachment because the courts ruled that they'd cut school funding to an unacceptable level. Kansas will be really hosed if Missouri can hold their poo poo together long enough for the schools in Johnson County(rich KC suburb on the KS side) to really start feeling the effects of all this poo poo and people who live there for the schools jump poo poo to the Missouri suburbs. I remember recently reading a story about how they've basically thrown all the extra money they legally can at them to keep them afloat before they have to start distributing it around.
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My money is on it's Ted Cruz and he tries to turn it into an attack on Donald Trump's wife by awkwardly saying he always buys American.
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Lote posted:My money is on it's Ted Cruz and he tries to turn it into an attack on Donald Trump's wife by awkwardly saying he always buys American. It HAS to be Cruz. If it's Hillary Clinton, I'll immediately vote for her because having a lesbian become president would be MASSIVE.
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