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i have a gluten allergy (self-diagnosed, 'natch)... can you point me to the aisle that would have your gluten free kale? i heard quinoa is good for affluent, health-conscious people like myself i want to buy some of your excellent locally-sourced coffee but i would like to hear about the sustainability profile of each blend preferably starting with something shade-grown but i guess i'm willing to make a few sacrifices in that arena so long as we are sticking with free trade. that is simply a must. same thing with wine if you can send out your sommellier i am not a fan of tannins. yes, I saw that you just seem to have cage-free eggs left? well yes sir i know cage free is relatively humane but i find it to be only ostensibly so. you see, the birds are still just as cramped only in a big pen instead of a small cage. where your ones that were pasture raised? are these even hormone free? jesus loving christ get your poo poo together WF. back at my co-op in brooklyn something like this would never happen I can assure you that bub. you have to be careful with reading the organic labeling because sometimes they're misleading. misleading how? well... i saw it on my pin board sometimes you're getting a product with quote/unquote "dubious language" that means your food actually doesn't contain 100% organic ingredients which is the equivalent to literally poisoning your body $30 for a 6oz. filet mignon seems perfectly reasonable, please bag 2 of them up for me  i'm going to get the hot bar for lunch with bae. a $30 meal for two from what is basically a picadilly cafeteria sounds pretty appealing right now and perfectly reasonably priced *12 items ring up to $168.50*
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thathonkey posted:i have a gluten allergy (self-diagnosed, 'natch)... can you point me to the aisle that would have your gluten free kale? This is too realistic to be funny.
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Actually, the hot bar is priced out per pound, so if you don't load your plate down like a giant fatty, you can come away with a more reasonably priced meal
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*impulse buys whole cheesecake. Is stuck eating only cheesecake for 4 days on whole foods salary*
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Apr 1, 2016 14:16
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Where are the organic tampons I saw on Facebook located? Normal ones have chemicals
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Apr 1, 2016 14:18
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Apr 1, 2016 14:21
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Their hot bar is legit. ...The crunchy fair trade organic nonsense on the other hand.
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Apr 1, 2016 14:28
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garlicky kale 
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Apr 1, 2016 14:36
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It happened to me, I was gluten shamed at the liquor store
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Apr 1, 2016 14:37
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Shops at circle k because there are no whole foods within 100 miles and groceries stores close at 9 pm
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Apr 1, 2016 15:07
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hey... millennial here buying groceries... gotta have some food to eat lol...
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Apr 1, 2016 15:13
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Apr 1, 2016 15:15
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Asparagus water, because I really want to drink something that will make me have to pee and smell rank while doing it
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Apr 1, 2016 15:19
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*notices what u are buying and happily chats u up in line then offers u a business card for their new 'life coaching and nutrition consulting "business"*
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I'm an old person complaining about the kids today! My generation was so much better than these kids! They have bad music and use slang I don't like! They even eat food that is different than the food I ate! I hate them! :is 27:
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Apr 1, 2016 15:22
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Mons Hubris posted:hey... millennial here buying groceries... gotta have some food to eat lol... I'm not sure this concept wants to be a post, perhaps a vine or a curated bimonthly box of exotic garbanzos
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Mariana Horchata posted:*notices what u are buying and happily chats u up in line then offers u a business card for their new 'life coaching and nutrition consulting "business"* This is real I thought this thread was for jokes
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Apr 1, 2016 15:23
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*eats like $10 worth of fancy cheese samples*
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Apr 1, 2016 15:26
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Inorganic carrots?!? What has the science wrought upon us!? The horror, the horror! *pours gasoline on self*
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Colonel Cancer posted:Inorganic carrots?!? What has the science wrought upon us!? The horror, the horror! This is a real thing lmao one time I was shopping with my boss's boss's boss for snacks for a project group meeting and got reprimanded for getting inorganic carrots because they are "one of the dirty dozen!!!!" which are apparently 12 foods that if you eat inorganic will give your children terrible disfigurements, physical, mental, and spiritual. Friend you pay me like $3/hr through the magic of unpaid overtime for salaried employees it is not in my playbook to read the latest blog posts about $9/lb carrots
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*spends 3x more than normal people on groceries* Man it sucks that I don't make a living wage and can't afford my own healthcare. loving rich people.
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I like to shop at peak time and leave my cart in the middle of the aisle while I sort through tomatoes because even the most down-home produce should be uniform and blemish-free.
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I'm glad I don't have to shop and eat like Americans in the 50s.
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"I'm so poor I literally live on rice.  "*post pictures of steak and fancy cupcakes on Instagram*
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Mons Hubris posted:hey... millennial here buying groceries... gotta have some food to eat lol... It's like I'm really there
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*refuses to buy anything with preservatives because it is bad for the environment* *enough food to feed a small country is thrown away at close of business because it is all rotting on the shelves* WhyteRyce posted:Asparagus water, because I really want to drink something that will make me have to pee and smell rank while doing it You can buy a handful of asparagus for a dollar so it's basically a four dollar bottle of water.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:You can buy a handful of asparagus for a dollar so it's basically a four dollar bottle of water. and?
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*goes round back and buys a bj from a junkie*
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DreamShipWrecked posted:*refuses to buy anything with preservatives because it is bad for the environment* lol this caused me to google how many people are starving globally and if you stretch it to how many people do not have enough food to live healthy lives it is 800 million, 1/9 of everyone in the world 
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crazy cloud posted:lol this caused me to google how many people are starving globally and if you stretch it to how many people do not have enough food to live healthy lives it is 800 million, 1/9 of everyone in the world This caused me to feel bad enough to do some comfort eating
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crazy cloud posted:This is real I thought this thread was for jokes well this ones actually both imo =)
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800 million is so many Some quick math for scale 800 million hungry / 6 million (allegedly) = 133 and 1/3 hitlers 800 million hungry / (3000ish from 9/11 + 1 millionish for Iraq) = 797.6 deorge walker bushes All the time constantly happening everywhere but here and also a little bit here I guess Ahundredbux posted:This caused me to feel bad enough to do some comfort eating
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Apr 1, 2016 15:58
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I'm going to whole paycheck because I'm hangry
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i thought i had a gluten thing going on but it turned out it was just that my body was falling apart from no exercise and if you eat a huge sandwich at lunch you get tired this was not as empowering as feeling oppressed by Big Gluten
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*looks around at other customers* *realizes common thread among all shoppers is everyone in Whole Foods hates America* *eats an arugula panini*
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Apr 1, 2016 16:01
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Are all of your ingredients locally sourced? This is important to me for reasons.
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Where's the slurpee machine?
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i would like half of a food
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