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DreamShipWrecked posted:Am I crazy or is her blood orange? Yeah, so? What color is your blood, buddy?
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Am I crazy or is her blood orange? nah, she just impaled her hand on an orange a few minutes prior
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clara wanted me to get some popcorn, but i bought a bag of puffed sorghum because we are sinners.
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i'm thinking organic, free-range, sustainable thoughts as i buy this $15 non-dairy cheese. my life has improved so much now that i shop here, where for a small surcharge all the toxins will be removed from my food.Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:I'm going to whole paycheck because I'm hangry why is my dad posting his circa 2003 jokes in this thread?!?
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excuse me but can you confirm that these locally sourced turnips were able to live out their lives with full agency and autonomy before harvest? you guys should really work on your labeling if you don't want any human rights complaints
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Excuse me can you ring up my groceries by typing in the codes manually? I don't want any of my food exposed to the lasers on the scanner. Lasers irradiate food, which causes cancer. (I actually had a customer say this to me when I worked in a health food store)
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Quote-Unquote posted:Excuse me can you ring up my groceries by typing in the codes manually?
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Quote-Unquote posted:Excuse me can you ring up my groceries by typing in the codes manually? did you know that lasers are radiation? i just found that out.
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*Never takes off sunglasses.* Whoops, thought this was the moms thread, but it still applies...
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I have a wholefoods near where I work. When I was new and feeling the area for lunch options I went in and saw they had a hot food buffet. Signs said that it was £1.99 per 100g, so I thought whatever I will just get some chicken and rice, no big deal. I put a meatball there too. Got to the till and that motherfucker was about £11.50. I couldn't really tel the lady 'oh its too much' so I had to pay for it and sat there eating a lunch I resented. It wasn't even that good. gently caress Whole Foods.
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Apr 4, 2016 13:29
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This is what happens when you take bullying out of schools.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:This is what happens when you take bullying out of schools. Seriously. I've never been a bully but I want to punch that guy.
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Apr 4, 2016 13:39
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i'm so mad at the guy who pays a bit too much for his groceries but is overall really healthy according to the doctor
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Grandmother of Five posted:i'm so mad at the guy who pays a bit too much for his groceries but is overall really healthy according to the doctor order of magnitude = "a bit" got it
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Grandmother of Five posted:i'm so mad at the guy who pays a bit too much for his groceries but is overall really healthy according to the doctor There's a bit more than that going on. But then again, you're a grandmother and won't be able to recognize the level of ridiculousness.
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*Feels cantaloupe, is a little underripe. $6.99? Hell of a deal though.*
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FlimFlam Imam posted:There's a bit more than that going on. But then again, you're a grandmother and won't be able to recognize the level of ridiculousness. if my old bones would allow it i'd be doing a series of fierce punches and roundhouse kicks into the air as i visualize the one kind of person who i can truly call an enemy; a guy who who eats almonds that comes in a fancy bag
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Grandmother of Five posted:if my old bones would allow it i'd be doing a series of fierce punches and roundhouse kicks into the air as i visualize the one kind of person who i can truly call an enemy; a guy who who eats almonds that comes in a fancy bag That's the spirit!
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i too eat activated almonds and emu meatballs daily
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how do you activate almonds
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You jam a few up your butt and when you blow at least 3 farts past them they are activated and ready for consumption.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:how do you activate almonds Same way you activate charcoal, shave off the outer layer of almond to make sure that it isn't oxygenated
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FlimFlam Imam posted:This is what happens when you take bullying out of schools. Except for the hair, his arms look like those of a 12 year old kid who used to fake sick on rope climb day
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LegoPirateNinja posted:how do you activate almonds I think it's when you soak them in water overnight There's a bunch of hoopla around why it's beneficial but yeah probably bs like alkalized water
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Grandmother of Five posted:i'm so mad at the guy who pays a bit too much for his groceries but is overall really healthy according to the doctor i love these people. if all the rich assholes just ate the good stuff, like steaks or whatever, then it would be outrageously expensive and i would never get any. the fact that corporations have tricked people into eating a bunch of weird foreign sounding garbage vegetables and emus means they aern't driving up the price of pork tenderloins and green bell peppers
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:I think it's when you soak them in water overnight I like how the nutritionist was doing his best to not  and basically just said "yeah just eat fruits, veggies, and some lean protein and stay hydrated. And carob is for douches"
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I looked up alkalised water and someplace called the mayonnaise clinic said it has no proven benefits.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I looked up alkalised water and someplace called the mayonnaise clinic said it has no proven benefits. Except neutralizing your stomach acid and preventing you from digesting food. Weight loss woooo.
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At best it does nothing at worst you just made yourself a very mildly poisonous cyanide cocktail.
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Apr 4, 2016 19:07
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Baby, you can activate my almonds all night long! 
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Nice of lowtax to share his diet with us.
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If it's not emu it's just plain ew!
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GORDON posted:Seriously. I've never been a bully but I want to punch that guy. It never to late! Bully someone!
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doot doot doo, what a nice day to be walking along sipping on my refreshing and high qi content activated asparagus water, dum de dum
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*buys $15 dollar bag of gogi berries because they are supposed to be the hot new health thing* *Asian market next door has been selling them for $2/pound for decades*
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Remember when kale was just that funny looking decoration that no one touched
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DreamShipWrecked posted:*buys $15 dollar bag of gogi berries because they are supposed to be the hot new health thing* idea: gogi apparatus it's a juicer just for gogi berries and its name is a parody of a phish song so it'll get all those trust fund dollars. also biologist dollars but those are not so many
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Except neutralizing your stomach acid and preventing you from digesting food. Weight loss woooo. how loving alkaline do you think they make it? are people adding lye to their water and drinking it?? new guaranteed weight loss program: sodium hydroxide! apply directly to your fat, and scream in pain as chemical burns sear your flesh into soap. fastest results on the market!
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Best Giraffe posted:how loving alkaline do you think they make it? are people adding lye to their water and drinking it?? also the stomach can detect Ph, eating alkaline things will just make you produce more stomach acid to compensate
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