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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

thathonkey posted:

i have a gluten allergy (self-diagnosed, 'natch)... can you point me to the aisle that would have your gluten free kale?

i heard quinoa is good for affluent, health-conscious people like myself

i want to buy some of your excellent locally-sourced coffee but i would like to hear about the sustainability profile of each blend preferably starting with something shade-grown but i guess i'm willing to make a few sacrifices in that arena so long as we are sticking with free trade. that is simply a must.

same thing with wine if you can send out your sommellier i am not a fan of tannins.

yes, I saw that you just seem to have cage-free eggs left? well yes sir i know cage free is relatively humane but i find it to be only ostensibly so. you see, the birds are still just as cramped only in a big pen instead of a small cage. where your ones that were pasture raised? are these even hormone free? jesus loving christ get your poo poo together WF. back at my co-op in brooklyn something like this would never happen I can assure you that bub.

you have to be careful with reading the organic labeling because sometimes they're misleading. misleading how? well... i saw it on my pin board sometimes you're getting a product with quote/unquote "dubious language" that means your food actually doesn't contain 100% organic ingredients which is the equivalent to literally poisoning your body

$30 for a 6oz. filet mignon seems perfectly reasonable, please bag 2 of them up for me :downs:

i'm going to get the hot bar for lunch with bae. a $30 meal for two from what is basically a picadilly cafeteria sounds pretty appealing right now and perfectly reasonably priced :downs:

*12 items ring up to $168.50*

This is too realistic to be funny.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Where's the slurpee machine?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I like Holesome, we have some holes.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

A Stupid Baby posted:

who the gently caress buys carrots carrots are garbage

Cooked carrots with brown sugar and butter are delicious. :colbert:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

MOM! Whole Foods millennials are back sassing me!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Is the hot mom in the picture?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

This is what happens when you take bullying out of schools.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Grandmother of Five posted:

i'm so mad at the guy who pays a bit too much for his groceries but is overall really healthy according to the doctor

There's a bit more than that going on. But then again, you're a grandmother and won't be able to recognize the level of ridiculousness.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Grandmother of Five posted:

if my old bones would allow it i'd be doing a series of fierce punches and roundhouse kicks into the air as i visualize the one kind of person who i can truly call an enemy; a guy who who eats almonds that comes in a fancy bag

That's the spirit!

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If it's not emu it's just plain ew!

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