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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


lives inside a toilet in a garbage can.

Well.. title says it all really, you guys got any tips for me? I'd like to find a way to be happy despite being the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet in a garbage can.

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Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

First!









Also......................pics?

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Try flushing your toilet??

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

if someone else knew how to deal with being the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can, then that person would be the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can (and you would be the second the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can at most), idiot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The toilet is inside the garbage can?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
turn your monitor on

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man
Set yourself on fire for charity

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I'm completely rubbish and just terrible

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


RicochetD20 posted:

Set yourself on fire for charity

Been thinking about this to be honest.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Just garbage OP... gently caress.... piss

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
OP I called hte police and they said you are in big trouble and are probably going to jail. Sorry OP

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Jon Pop or Oscar the Grouch one or the other.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Navin Johnson posted:

First!









Also......................pics?

:nms::nms:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maybe you could get in some kind of situation where you poo poo all over yourself and people throw garbage at you and poo poo their pants in front of you because you poo poo on yourself. You don't have to live in a garbage can, you can poo poo on yourself and have people throw garbage on you irl and people will just naturally start making GBS threads their pants in front of you because you're a lovely little shitfuck and they know it so you can adapt your poo poo and garbage lifestyle to real life scenarios. Just project your lovely crustbum aura and you will attract poo poo and garbage people and your world can be a lovely garbage can and you don't even have to live in one because farty shitpants garbage people are dedicating their lives to turn everything in your world into a farty lovely abstract garbage can. :v:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Maybe you could get in some kind of situation where you poo poo all over yourself and people throw garbage at you and poo poo their pants in front of you because you poo poo on yourself. You don't have to live in a garbage can, you can poo poo on yourself and have people throw garbage on you irl and people will just naturally start making GBS threads their pants in front of you because you're a lovely little shitfuck and they know it so you can adapt your poo poo and garbage lifestyle to real life scenarios. Just project your lovely crustbum aura and you will attract poo poo and garbage people and your world can be a lovely garbage can and you don't even have to live in one because farty shitpants garbage people are dedicating their lives to turn everything in your world into a farty lovely abstract garbage can. :v:

What, dude?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm going to adult bully the OP

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Is SA the toilet or the garbage can in this metaphor

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Carmant posted:

What, dude?

Be the change you see. :staredog:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Aralan posted:

Is SA the toilet or the garbage can in this metaphor

Did you really get banned? How are you posting? :wtc:

PM me

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You should do hard drugs and popov vodka and watch the toilet and the garbage can come alive around you.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016


Dude if this is really you, you're better looking than me. You could use a stylist for the hair tho.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Yeah I guess new hair, maybe some muscles, maybe stop living inside the toilet.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Navin Johnson posted:

Dude if this is really you, you're better looking than me. You could use a stylist for the hair tho.

You're not actually a man, so my title is still accurate.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I'm better looking than you

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'



If this is you then I think the only thing you can possibly do, is to have sexual intercourse, with me. Tyia

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Best Giraffe posted:

If this is you then I think the only thing you can possibly do, is to have sexual intercourse, with me. Tyia

AIDS status?

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Start talking philosophy. I mean, you already are living in a trash can, its not like your expenses are too high.

You'll be the reincarnation of Diogenes of Sinope, and that boy got himself into the history books.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Pony Incident posted:

I'm completely rubbish and just terrible

on the upside, at least you're honest and true to yourself :unsmith:

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Carmant posted:

AIDS status?

Ummmmm....

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

on the upside, at least you're honest and true to yourself :unsmith:

is anime blood

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

you better believe it

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I suggest owning it. Be yourself. Out and proud.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
if thats him its another one of those "completely fine looking person who ruined his life with an awful personality" things. im one of them too

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

if thats him its another one of those "completely fine looking person who ruined his life with an awful personality" things. im one of them too

Suicide pact? Lol.. just kidding...

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
you're photogenic OP so go do stupid things on youtube and make millions

it worked for this shrieking goober

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Thats what the op looks like before I cut his face.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you're photogenic OP so go do stupid things on youtube and make millions

it worked for this shrieking goober



I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Carmant posted:

I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv.

Have you considered becoming a camwhore? All the joy of exposing yourself to Internet weirdos plus you get bitcoins or whatever

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Carmant posted:

I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv.

that's not quite what I had in mind :ohdear:

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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Are you okay poster Carmant?

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