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lives inside a toilet in a garbage can. Well.. title says it all really, you guys got any tips for me? I'd like to find a way to be happy despite being the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet in a garbage can.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:42 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:10 |
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First! Also......................pics?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:42 |
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Try flushing your toilet??
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:43 |
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if someone else knew how to deal with being the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can, then that person would be the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can (and you would be the second the ugliest most stupid man on the planet who lives inside a toilet inside of a garbage can at most), idiot
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:43 |
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The toilet is inside the garbage can?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:43 |
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turn your monitor on
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:44 |
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Set yourself on fire for charity
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:44 |
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I'm completely rubbish and just terrible
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:45 |
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RicochetD20 posted:Set yourself on fire for charity Been thinking about this to be honest.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:46 |
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Just garbage OP... gently caress.... piss
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:52 |
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OP I called hte police and they said you are in big trouble and are probably going to jail. Sorry OP
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:53 |
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Jon Pop or Oscar the Grouch one or the other.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 22:59 |
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Navin Johnson posted:First!
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:00 |
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Maybe you could get in some kind of situation where you poo poo all over yourself and people throw garbage at you and poo poo their pants in front of you because you poo poo on yourself. You don't have to live in a garbage can, you can poo poo on yourself and have people throw garbage on you irl and people will just naturally start making GBS threads their pants in front of you because you're a lovely little shitfuck and they know it so you can adapt your poo poo and garbage lifestyle to real life scenarios. Just project your lovely crustbum aura and you will attract poo poo and garbage people and your world can be a lovely garbage can and you don't even have to live in one because farty shitpants garbage people are dedicating their lives to turn everything in your world into a farty lovely abstract garbage can.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:01 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Maybe you could get in some kind of situation where you poo poo all over yourself and people throw garbage at you and poo poo their pants in front of you because you poo poo on yourself. You don't have to live in a garbage can, you can poo poo on yourself and have people throw garbage on you irl and people will just naturally start making GBS threads their pants in front of you because you're a lovely little shitfuck and they know it so you can adapt your poo poo and garbage lifestyle to real life scenarios. Just project your lovely crustbum aura and you will attract poo poo and garbage people and your world can be a lovely garbage can and you don't even have to live in one because farty shitpants garbage people are dedicating their lives to turn everything in your world into a farty lovely abstract garbage can. What, dude?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:01 |
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I'm going to adult bully the OP
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:02 |
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Is SA the toilet or the garbage can in this metaphor
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:03 |
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Carmant posted:What, dude? Be the change you see.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:03 |
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Aralan posted:Is SA the toilet or the garbage can in this metaphor Did you really get banned? How are you posting? PM me
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:04 |
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You should do hard drugs and popov vodka and watch the toilet and the garbage can come alive around you.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:07 |
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Dude if this is really you, you're better looking than me. You could use a stylist for the hair tho.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:27 |
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Yeah I guess new hair, maybe some muscles, maybe stop living inside the toilet.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:29 |
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Navin Johnson posted:Dude if this is really you, you're better looking than me. You could use a stylist for the hair tho. You're not actually a man, so my title is still accurate.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:29 |
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I'm better looking than you
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:33 |
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If this is you then I think the only thing you can possibly do, is to have sexual intercourse, with me. Tyia
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:34 |
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Best Giraffe posted:If this is you then I think the only thing you can possibly do, is to have sexual intercourse, with me. Tyia AIDS status?
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:35 |
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Start talking philosophy. I mean, you already are living in a trash can, its not like your expenses are too high. You'll be the reincarnation of Diogenes of Sinope, and that boy got himself into the history books.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:36 |
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The Pony Incident posted:I'm completely rubbish and just terrible on the upside, at least you're honest and true to yourself
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:41 |
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Carmant posted:AIDS status? Ummmmm....
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:41 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:on the upside, at least you're honest and true to yourself is anime blood
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:48 |
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The Pony Incident posted:is anime blood you better believe it
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 23:48 |
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I suggest owning it. Be yourself. Out and proud.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:00 |
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if thats him its another one of those "completely fine looking person who ruined his life with an awful personality" things. im one of them too
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:01 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:if thats him its another one of those "completely fine looking person who ruined his life with an awful personality" things. im one of them too Suicide pact? Lol.. just kidding...
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:04 |
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you're photogenic OP so go do stupid things on youtube and make millions it worked for this shrieking goober
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:08 |
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Thats what the op looks like before I cut his face.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:09 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you're photogenic OP so go do stupid things on youtube and make millions I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:10 |
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Carmant posted:I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv. Have you considered becoming a camwhore? All the joy of exposing yourself to Internet weirdos plus you get bitcoins or whatever
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:12 |
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Carmant posted:I've been considering livestreaming my suicide on twitch.tv. that's not quite what I had in mind
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:16 |
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Are you okay poster Carmant?
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 00:39 |