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I'm glad I stopped having sex. Would prefer to have my eczema on my sandblasted arm scratched by a lady with nice nails
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3 holes and they're all slimy and smell funny
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has anyone ever said "puttin' the old loofah in the hoohah" as a euphemism for sex? pls let me know asap ty
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Apr 2, 2016 07:20
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gonna go ahead and trademark it just to be safe
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Apr 2, 2016 07:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:drat she got some hosed up teeth bruh.
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Apr 2, 2016 07:22
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Marvin Freeman posted:"puttin' the old loofah in the hoohah" gotta shoot 'er in the cooter
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Apr 2, 2016 07:24
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:gotta shoot 'er in the cooter this.... this changes everything! how could I have been so naive!?
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Apr 2, 2016 07:27
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It's only gross when other people do it Kind of like eating your boogers
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Apr 2, 2016 07:30
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not only do I go a2m, I go a and m at the same time
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Apr 2, 2016 07:41
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Gatekeeper posted:hairy peepees clash "Sex is a people pasghetti"
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Apr 2, 2016 08:09
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I've never actually thought about sex before, but now that I am, it seems... sexy?
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Apr 2, 2016 08:14
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If do sex too hard to a vagina once and a long time after a screaming little humanoid came out of the same gagina
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Apr 2, 2016 08:42
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I was like whoa get out of there pal, I think trump is onto something with all his talk about illegal aliens Trump 2016
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Apr 2, 2016 08:45
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I used to be sexy, but then they changed what *sexy* was. Now what I am isn't *sexy*, and what's *sexy* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
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Apr 2, 2016 09:42
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I do not believe in sex
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Apr 2, 2016 09:51
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sex? more like blech.
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Apr 2, 2016 10:20
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only if you/they are ugly otherwise its probably the best thing humans got going currently
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Apr 2, 2016 10:54
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I picked the right time to get in shape. I really hope the fat acceptance movement keeps gaining followers (gravity lol) it's a good time to be twinkish
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Apr 2, 2016 13:53
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Yeah, that's how you can spot the virgins in the thread. The ones who romanticize it as some precious, elevated experience. Same as putting pussy on a pedestal really. It's a biological function on the same level as pissing, menstruating and eating, but nobody writes poems about those
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Apr 2, 2016 14:01
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if you had titled your thread better i might have taken the time to read the OP or its replies, yet at this point my unwavering opinion is that you are a douchebag and should probably stop posting
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Apr 2, 2016 14:05
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there's something almost poetic about the smell wafting from the strange womans rear end you just met at the bar as you pump furiously before rolling over and passing out. having given up on the idea of having an orgasm because you've drank too much and have whiskey-dick. just pray you wake up early enough to sneak out of the bedroom before you see what sort of troll you've plunged
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Apr 2, 2016 14:08
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it's just such effort to do i'd rather do something spirituality fulfilling, like read a book
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Apr 2, 2016 14:08
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Stabbatical posted:i'd rather do something spirituality fulfilling, like posting in GBS
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Apr 2, 2016 14:13
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how come nobody calls it gibbis any longer gibbis
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Apr 2, 2016 14:13
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The aliens programmed us to enjoy sex so much, as a tool to control us... Think about it, slapping some of your meat against someone elses?? What's so enjoyable about that?? It's bizarre yet we are slaves to the desire the aliens have us right where they want us...
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Decebal posted:Yeah, that's how you can spot the virgins in the thread. The ones who romanticize it as some precious, elevated experience. Same as putting pussy on a pedestal really. Actually there's poems about all of those things
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Apr 2, 2016 14:25
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have you ever peed inside a girl while she was menstruating and eating corn?
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Apr 2, 2016 14:28
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Apr 2, 2016 15:43
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that was extremely good. I really identified with the lady. A good seven minutes of my life. Ceciltron posted:"Sex is a people pasghetti" Sounds about right i guess
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Apr 2, 2016 16:12
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Zzulu posted:have you ever peed inside a girl while she was menstruating and eating corn? well who hasnt
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Apr 2, 2016 17:15
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Going to be honest that I didn't read the whole thread, but is there any chance the op is a Japanese millineal?
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Apr 2, 2016 17:22
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ooooh boy, a rare opportunity to share my hot track.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlDnQHI0c-4
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Apr 2, 2016 17:41
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Carmant posted:No one has ever had sex, it's extremely difficult. that explains my situation now i get it thank you no one has ever been honest enough to tell the secret
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Apr 2, 2016 17:52
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I mean, yeah it was good, but could you please go to the bathroom or at least ask me for a towel instead of having cum leak on my expensive sheets ?! Dried semen smells the best
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Apr 2, 2016 18:34
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serious norman posted:its all smelly and slimy and generally repulsive. sex is gross. only if done right
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Apr 2, 2016 18:36
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The only sex that's not gross is the sex I watch other people have from a CCTV in a different room and WITHOUT smell-o-vision. I still puke when I'm done.
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Apr 2, 2016 19:12
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the opening of this song is very apropos to the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-sb9_5iDlQ
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Always choose your partner carefully
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