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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If players want to
I will revive the haiku
It was pretty tough.

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Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:
There will be no haiku there will be ORDER IN THIS FLEET GODS DAMMIT

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you Some Numbers,
You sniped me but good, you dick
Refrigerator

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.

Friction.123 posted:

There will be no haiku there will be ORDER IN THIS FLEET GODS DAMMIT

I think I would argue that poetry is more ordered than prose because poetry tends to follow some sort of restriction.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Podima posted:

If players want to
I will revive the haiku
It was pretty tough.

While I clearly
Have a softspot for haiku
I like limericks too

The only problem
I'm only good at one of
These two poem forms

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm like one more beer away from RNGing Arivia a pilot and starting this godsdamned game.

But then I remembered she's the first player anyways. :negative:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Hmm Starbuck or Boomer? Leaning Starbuck but Boomer's probably a better character.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Arivia posted:

Hmm Starbuck or Boomer? Leaning Starbuck but Boomer's probably a better character.

OH MY GODS YOU'RE AWAKE PLEASE PICK

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
OKAY FINE PODIMA STARBUCK DRAW ENG FOR MY VARIABLE. PP MOTHERFRAKKER.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:
PHONE POST LETS GOOOOO

im not actually on my phone

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Podima posted:

gently caress you Some Numbers,
You sniped me but good, you dick
Refrigerator

If it makes you feel
any better about this
It takes me some time

To compose haiku
So, generally, haiku
make me post slower

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
OG HELO LET'S GET THIS FRAKSHOW ON THE ROAD.

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.
Pp I got my phone out to post this in solidarity

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Podima posted:

Full disclosure, not that any of you actually read the first two posts besides the magic 'sign up' words: I fixed the Change of Plans card text to only work on Crises, like my last two games.

Words? I had to check you'd changed Lee's static. Also Boomer would have been the safe choice. Frak that.

Also kind of surprised Toshimo is playing again, but it's not a problem for me.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Podima can I just have a random of available characters?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Podima posted:

OH MY GODS YOU'RE AWAKE PLEASE PICK

You forgot to say of Kobol toaster

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toshimo posted:

Podima can I just have a random of available characters?

:psylon: Just pick Cottle. Or like Billy and then go on a bender.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


Then it's agreed!

Arivia - Starbuck (PIL) - TAC1 PIL1 ENG1
Some Numbers - Helo (MIL) - LEA1 TAC2
Friction.123 - Zarek (POL) - LEA2 POL1
Nevets - Baltar (POL) - POL1 LEA1 ENG1
Max Peck
Toshimo


:siren: ERROR ERROR MAX PECK'S PRELOAD CONFLICTS WITH TOSHIMO'S LACK THEREOF :siren:

Toshimo, please choose a preference or force Max Peck to do so.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:
Wait why am I not Cain, surely you realize the pain Zarek will subject you to?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Toshimo posted:

Podima can I just have a random of available characters?

oh ok please hold

(you and max are butt buddies)

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Arivia posted:

:psylon: Just pick Cottle. Or like Billy and then go on a bender.

So OG Helo, Cain, Starbuck, NEW PLAYER PRESIDENT BALTAR WOOPWOOP, whatever Max preloaded, Cally as printed. GOOD.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:

Podima posted:

oh ok please hold

(you and max are butt buddies)

GIVE HIM BILLY

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Friction.123 posted:

Wait why am I not Cain, surely you realize the pain Zarek will subject you to?

Some Numbers picked a Military character to cockblock you.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Friction.123 posted:

GIVE HIM BILLY

no you absolute frakker

i hate you all

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.
:allears:

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:
Oh we're using RULES AS WRITTEN I get it.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Zarek would you like to be best mutiny friends

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
I took a random because otherwise I'd have picked Racetrack and GODS FORBID WE DO THAT AGAIN.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:

Arivia posted:

Zarek would you like to be best mutiny friends

I'll give you mutiny cards any day.

Or were you thinking of something that didn't involve my favorite hotel room

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:
Of course it only gets 3.5/5 stars because they occasionally store robots in there, but you take what you can get.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
On second thought, just give me the most anime character. ~uguu~

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toshimo posted:

I took a random because otherwise I'd have picked Racetrack and GODS FORBID WE DO THAT AGAIN.

DO IT

This group is already starting at like Final Five levels of crazy.

Also my secret goal is god-empress Starbuck before the game is over.

Also also ACTUAL IMPORTANT PP. Podima I forgot about first turn card draw, give me 1 TAC 2 PIL please.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toshimo posted:

On second thought, just give me the most anime character. ~uguu~

Dee. She's a 3D moeblob.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010

:ffg:
EAT THE DONUTS
:ffg:

Arivia posted:

DO IT

This group is already starting at like Final Five levels of crazy.

Also my secret goal is god-empress Starbuck before the game is over.

Also also ACTUAL IMPORTANT PP. Podima I forgot about first turn card draw, give me 1 TAC 2 PIL please.

You're first so you get your full hand ENJOY YOUR ENG CARD YOU ROBIT

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Arivia posted:

Dee. She's a 3D moeblob.

Sad but true.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Friction.123 posted:

Of course it only gets 3.5/5 stars because they occasionally store robots in there, but you take what you can get.

I think that's unarguably better than the prison cell on the Astral Queen. Not as good as killing the Quorum.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Max Peck told me if I ever picked Racetrack again, he'd hunt me down.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Friction.123 posted:

You're first so you get your full hand ENJOY YOUR ENG CARD YOU ROBIT

That's what I thought but Podima's list says different and reading the rules????

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.

Toshimo posted:

Max Peck told me if I ever picked Racetrack again, he'd hunt me down.

I did? That sounds like work, which doesn't sound like me.

Besides, we have to get along now, for reasons.

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toshimo posted:

Max Peck told me if I ever picked Racetrack again, he'd hunt me down.

Are you saying he's going to challenge you to a race

Also Dee's headshot is just like one of those extra cute moes who has an eyepatch in a wheelchair and needs you to feed her nee-san

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