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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
So like, my parents got me another horse and I need a new name for it.. got any ideas. was thinking something like poldolainen perhenen but it doesnt feel classy enuff. what would youname your second horse???

thx :q:

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Murdered Mr Hands

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

my favourite horse, my top horse, is Garthroy Excelsior III

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

sometimes when im riding my horse i just like to make it go on 2 legs and i have a sword and a big hat

Troublemaker
Mar 12, 2007

Titty Britches

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

my horse friend James Horse Ace Horse

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
gluebag

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

treasure bear posted:

sometimes when im riding my horse i just like to make it go on 2 legs and i have a sword and a big hat

impressive. is it a fast horse? i bet my horse is faster. got him a custom nike hoofjob and organ slimming job

also he loves the stimulants he keeps grunting and panting and flaring his lips and looking rowdy kinda like when we first got him and he was scared haha, make me think of the good times when he was a foal

caring for a grown horse is better left to the pros, Lol

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

lutefisk gumpfrey

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
imgonna ask daddy for a new baby horse this one is already all dull and it just stands there panting

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hung like a human

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

if it's a big horse call it small horse haha

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Madass

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Usain Colt

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

treasure bear posted:

if it's a big horse call it small horse haha

hahahah hosed up idea my friend will love it

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Hopkin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
uncle steven

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Tony Montana or duchess.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

tfw when your parents commission a painting of the wrong horse

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

brokeback mountain (only if it's a mountain pleasure horse otherwise call it dogfood)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
full centaur

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You're clearly lying because horses all have very stupid names that only other horsey people think are normal.

For example,

Butter Cream
Zipper
Sunny Bohemian
Mentos Jig
Triple Beans

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

treasure bear posted:

tfw when your parents commission a painting of the wrong horse

the feels...

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
good dog

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

Mogadishu Trinkets

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mr big shits

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

horses are NOT dogs you IDIOT they are much smarter and gentle andf graceful and noble and also make you feel all fizzy inside when you ride them i love my horsie

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Horses are dumb and stupid and terrible creatures

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

Fuzz Bucket

Hoofley

Mr. Whiskerbiscuit

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

Johnny Aztec posted:

Horses are dumb and stupid and terrible creatures

not my horse, we have a special connection

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I rode through a desert on a horse with no name OP, he didn't care. Don't bother to name him.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

High

Gift

:xd:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Bucephalus

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Star Citizen

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I rode through a desert on a horse with no name OP, he didn't care. Don't bother to name him.

if you dont bond and pet a horse before riding it will hate you forever. they remember everything idiot and will tell their friends to kick you in your stupid face if you ever walk behind one of them

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Pitdragon posted:

Star Citizen

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I rode through a desert on a horse with no name OP, he didn't care. Don't bother to name him.

if you dont name your horse what are you supposed to monogram their grooming set with

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pitdragon posted:

Star Citizen

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

Use the Stardew Valley name generator, roll five times and choose your fave.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

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