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SurfaceDetail posted:This is why 2016 is the best of all possible years This is true, people seem WAY happier now than they have in the past.
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GORDON posted:This is true, people seem WAY happier now than they have in the past. all downhill from here folks let's make a New Year's Eve 2016 suicide pact
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Apr 2, 2016 22:38
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We live in a time where we can see exactly how long the vagina lips hang and if the nipples are uneven before you even pay for dinner. Its a brave new world.
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935 posted:"Stop using my Netflix profile! I set one up for you so your viewing habits won't influence my recommendations!" poo poo, this is getting TOO REAL My separate Netflix profile is the robit one, I get to watch whatever I want 
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SurfaceDetail posted:I had kous kous for the first time the other day without knowing any context about it and thought "only some 20 something millennial would think this is good". I was right. holy poo poo I hope you die or at least step on a nail or maybe a Lego
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Best Giraffe posted:holy poo poo I hope you die or at least step on a nail or maybe a Lego Millenial argumentation
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Apr 2, 2016 23:21
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I can't believe you pozzed my neghole hunny
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MILLENNIAL COUPLE UPDATE: Went to visit a girl from Tinder at her place. We hit it off, her 100 room mates aren't home yet. Decide to order pizza. I haven't eaten in literally 27 hours at this point. I knew this pizza was a bad loving idea. Her room mates come home and try to hot box the house and are being super loud. Pizza comes, I have once slice, and immediately feel like I'm going to puke so I have to leave right away. While I'm driving I get a bunch of text messages about how it's not going to work out.
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Instant karma is the best karna
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various cheeses posted:Idiot parents dropped off their 15 year old honey glazed ham at a trump rally, who proceeds to start poo poo, throws a punch, and is promptly pepper sprayed by responsible members of society.
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ultimateforce posted:MILLENNIAL COUPLE UPDATE: I went of to this girls house and stared at her for 2 hours. Left when there was witnesses.
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hahah hey babe have u seen this meme
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*proposes to gf via socially awkward penguin macro*
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ultimateforce posted:MILLENNIAL COUPLE UPDATE: Did you get sick because you were eating actual food instead of Soylet nutritional slurry or something? you wanted to gently caress but were stymied by pizza and weed? This story is all whack
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Tato posted:Did you get sick because you were eating actual food instead of Soylet nutritional slurry or something? you wanted to gently caress but were stymied by pizza and weed? This story is all whack Millennials
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Apr 3, 2016 12:20
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Ugh did you drink the last bottle of organic gluten free IPA?
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Apr 3, 2016 12:23
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mate, why had you not eaten food for 27 hours
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*Ends two year relationship entirely via text messages. *Both sides use emojis. *Are silently sitting across from each other at starbucks the whole time.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:"I decided I am a man now, I'm no longer going to be referred to as a woman." I'm reminded of a story from I think it was E/N where a girl decided she was genderqueer (without actually changing her mannerisms or appearance) and made her boyfriend "come out" as queer to his parents, because if he wasn't willing to do that it meant he didn't respect her gender identity ultimateforce posted:MILLENNIAL COUPLE UPDATE: I mean tbf it probably wasn't going to
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"Hon, im sick of you watching me and Tyrone, that wasn't part of the deal" "Sorry sweetie ill try to do better next time...ill buy you some new earrings to make up for it. I just took out a new school loan. Hopefully when Bernie wins, he'll forgive them all" "Ok good, dont call me until tomorrow"
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"Babe I saw what you did, ironically liking a pro-Trump meme on facebook. That's a deal breaker remember?"
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Apr 3, 2016 14:36
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Dirty Sanchez posted:*Ends two year relationship entirely via text messages. Oh God. That's so sad and real it's like a James Joyce story. -- "Babe, we spent four times as much fueling up the Leaf last month, what happened?" " Xtine and I had those epic shitstorm fights on snapchat, remember?" "Babe, you should use the Prius for relax-driving! Did you not look at the physical web beacon I set for the fridge?!"
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Decebal posted:This attitude just discourages victims from coming forward. It's already super hard for a woman to be believed anyway. Don't be one of those jerks please
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I got a can full of farts I use on protesters
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Apr 3, 2016 15:39
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" I can't believe you got non-organic skinny soy milk! it's like you never listen to a word I say! I hate you! I hate this relationship! " * starts pretending to cut wrists again *
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I call it the can o´farts
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"Honey we need to move your Sailor Moon figurines from the third cabinet for space for my Fluttershy's"
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No Mans Land posted:"Hon, im sick of you watching me and Tyrone, that wasn't part of the deal" what a cuckoo bird, this guy!
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i'm going to tweet non-stop about some highly personal problem me and my partner are experiencing because i have no loving clue how to interact with humans
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StabMasterArson posted:i'm going to tweet non-stop about some highly personal problem me and my partner are experiencing because i have no loving clue how to interact with humans Don't forget to post an audio log of the fight to thousands of strangers on the internet.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:12
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Zzulu posted:mate, why had you not eaten food for 27 hours Millennial.
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*Ex-girlfriend is still on apartment lease, phone plan, car insurance, etc.* *Ex-girlfriend decides to keep working two days a week.* *Sleeps on couch rather while we figure out where we are going to live separate.* *Notices she is planning a trip to Greece next month.* "This is a normal life."
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BF: "Hey babe, for the board game party I was thinking of ordering Chinese, should we get a platter or do it family sty..." GF: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" *Eyes roll back in head* BF: "Oh god! I'm so sorry babe, I didn't mean to say the F word! Please come down from the loft balcony! GF: "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *Vomits acid*
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Top City Homo posted:im a fat horrible looking pedophile computer programmer with a skinny bi-asian runaway/raver girlfriend and we are arguing about our OKCupid +1 requirements Yeah, this is actually really good, except for the you part. Get your poo poo together, man.
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These goony kimono shirts from Naked & Famous are 100% guaranteed to cause numerous arguments between millenial couples 
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"Sometimes I feel like you really don't loving love science."
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*gets in fistfight with boyfriend over who gets to use the bathroom first after eating double organic gluten intolerant superkale kouskous quinoa smoothie for lunch* *writes blog entry about how her boyfriend getting mad at her is the same as being raped* *likes own tweet*
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