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he slayed tons of hot elve pussy over in the undying lands, its in the silmarillion
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Yo Sam got married and had like 500 children dog 
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Apr 2, 2016 20:02
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CharlestonJew posted:Frodo was the son of a local celebrity and came back a hero no way he was all hosed up and got sent away this dint happen
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Apr 2, 2016 20:02
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Decebal posted:No, the idiots who were too insecure did that Gays are obsessed with making everyone else gay to disguise their own insecurity. Then they blame everyone else for their problems. Can you think of a single case of a gay man taking responsibility for his problems? No it's always someone elses fault
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Apr 2, 2016 20:02
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I don't think Hobbits grow beards so what would you call Rosie Cotton?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:04
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Deodorant got sent to rehab with all those lady gaga looking elf women, you don't think he was "emotionally supporting" a lot of them? All vulnerable an poo poo? E: friodo autocorrects to deodorant haha
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Apr 2, 2016 20:05
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There's a lot of sex in Valinor. Trust me.
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Dwarves lol
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Apr 2, 2016 20:06
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In the books after Frodo comes back he finds saruman took over the shire so he and Sam lead a revolution and get mad hobbit rear end
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Apr 2, 2016 20:08
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VendaGoat posted:"Share the load" 
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Apr 2, 2016 20:12
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Tolkien was a married devoted family man with several kids so the "he was secretly expressing his gayness" doesn't really hold up here. The gay poo poo was added in the movies by Hollywood homos.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:13
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i really enjoy the lotr threads even if they are this we will never know, and have no reason to want to know, though he grew up in a rebellious household with money in a country where life was for most people about farming until the next dance or something and he didn't leave until 33 for his quest so yeah he probably did alright
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Apr 2, 2016 20:27
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:i totally would eat the dennys meal based off it lol
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Apr 2, 2016 20:28
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i bet frodo was super into detailed sketches of hobbit girls piloting mechanical horses or whatever the jrr tolkien equivalent to anime is mostly because frodo is a punkass bitch and would never get that puss on the reg
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Apr 2, 2016 20:31
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extra stout posted:i really enjoy the lotr threads even if they are this 33 is like 18 for hobbits though e: although in the book he didn't leave on his quest until he was 50 which is like 30 for hobbits
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Apr 2, 2016 20:34
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Cnut the Great posted:False. Mortal beings such as Hobbits remain mortal even in the Undying Lands, you loving moron. Mortality. Ring. Gollumn.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:35
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CharlestonJew posted:In the books after Frodo comes back he finds saruman took over the shire so he and Sam lead a revolution and get mad hobbit rear end They had to cut that for the twenty minute montage of people hugging and bidding each other farewell. Best part of the books easiliy.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:37
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I feel like there would have a wen a lot more interracial sex in tolkiens world, lots of a hobbit/elf/dwarves and human/orcs race mixing all the time
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Apr 2, 2016 20:38
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That's Haram
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Apr 2, 2016 20:39
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CharlestonJew posted:In the books after Frodo comes back he finds saruman took over the shire so he and Sam lead a revolution and get mad hobbit rear end Merry and Pippin lead the revolution and were viewed as heroes. No one gave a poo poo about Sam and Frodo.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:40
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Bilbo's pantry in The Hobbit looks so good, man! Especially after a bit of Old Toby.
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Cnut the Great posted:False. Mortal beings such as Hobbits remain mortal even in the Undying Lands, you loving moron. Lol this was only like 15 years ago retard
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Apr 2, 2016 20:41
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XMNN posted:sam banged frodo its barely even subtext They call it "third breakfast" in the Shire. 
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Apr 2, 2016 20:52
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naem posted:Yo Sam got married and had like 500 children dog Sam did alright. Do hobbit women have hairy feet too?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:54
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a different forum I used to poset on had a bear named sam gamgee so this is extra funny
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RaceBannon posted:Sam did alright. Do hobbit women have hairy feet too? they have a larger than average bush actually
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Apr 2, 2016 20:56
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I mean dwarves are fat and hairy but they have all that gold, you know some Hollywood looking elf woman would want to marry into some of that, have a kid to lock it down and get around the prenup, then you've got all these dwarf/elf kids with emotional problems going to private school, can't decide if they love taking to trees or if they want to horde wealth underground, Meanwhile you've got all these trailer trash humans moving in, lowering property values, having more kids than they can afford to feed,
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Apr 2, 2016 20:57
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Decebal posted:Please see here actually it's gay acceptance that ruined the platonic touch, not homophobia in other countries like india and russia that haven't lost their moral compass and still stone fags to death, men kiss and hold hands etc because being gay doesn't even enter people's minds thanks liberals
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Apr 2, 2016 20:57
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The whole "haha you change in LOCKER rooms you jock guys doing anything else in there?" is just liberals way of calling people Fa ggots in a PC way. This poo poo started in the 60s when that whole PC movement got traction.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:59
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AugmentedVision posted:actually it's gay acceptance that ruined the platonic touch, not homophobia i dont want to kiss men or hold their hands at all. maybe were better off without this platonic touch. seems a little too Mediterranean for me
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RaceBannon posted:i dont want to kiss men or hold their hands at all. maybe were better off without this platonic touch. seems a little too Mediterranean for me lol I bet you wear swim trunks to the beach
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Apr 2, 2016 21:09
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with all that beer consumption or was it wine i forget and pipe weed he prolly hooked up with some ladies and/or dudes
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I bet it's hard being a gay hobbit. When you think about it, being gay is just another Adventure. Most hobbits would disapprove. Except for the Tooks.
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SurfaceDetail posted:The whole "haha you change in LOCKER rooms you jock guys doing anything else in there?" is just liberals way of calling people Fa ggots in a PC way. This poo poo started in the 60s when that whole PC movement got traction. Liberals don't do this nerds do because it's literally the only thing they can think of to "insult" jocks drowning in pussy and coolness, other than "you're big and dumb and stupid" "yeah you gently caress half the girls in our grade on the reg but you shower with guys you fag" i whisper to my trapper keeper so Mikey Esposito doesn't hear me and punch my face in for the third time today and I need to change into the last pair of emergency backup pants in my locker after pissing myself from crying so hard
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Apr 2, 2016 21:23
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SurfaceDetail posted:The whole "haha you change in LOCKER rooms you jock guys doing anything else in there?" is just liberals way of calling people Fa ggots in a PC way. This poo poo started in the 60s when that whole PC movement got traction. Jocks really DO play grabass/look at dick/gently caress in the locker room though?
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Apr 2, 2016 21:23
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Its only gay if you are grabbing rear end/loving for sexual gratification. Anything else is a nerd desperately projecting.
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naem posted:I feel like there would have a wen a lot more interracial sex in tolkiens world, lots of a hobbit/elf/dwarves and human/orcs race mixing all the time thats some kinky poo poo
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Apr 2, 2016 21:25
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Also frodo penetrated galadriel like its super clear and obvious Sam even gets sad and jealous and frodo leaves with a symbolic "light" representing the way girls glow with happyness after I put my disease up in em
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Gatekeeper posted:Also frodo penetrated galadriel like its super clear and obvious Sam even gets sad and jealous and frodo leaves with a symbolic "light" representing the way girls glow with happyness after I put my disease up in em Are you saying that Celeborn was a...a.. you know !
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