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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Love is a drug

Sex is a drug

Gayness is a drug

We are all slaves to our dopamine receptors

This is just a fact of life

:shepicide:

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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

Can I have some tramadol?

No. I need them. I am an addict.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Dandywalken posted:

OP's demise would be a blessing!!!

What have I done to you?

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

i wish i could fall in love but i know i never will. kill me so i can move to the next life

Yo, sorry to say there is no next life. Your Islamic Pastor was lying.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

see you in hell fucker

My hell is my struggle not some fictitious firey underworld.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

I wouldn't mind being a girl for a bit. Just to see how it feels when they get horny. Wanting something inside you seems like such a strange feeling to have.

Is it the same feeling faggots have wanting a penis in their anus?

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

MiracleWhale posted:

I wanna be able to change my sex at will like I think maybe some kinda hosed up underwater animal can do, somebody help me out here, is it the sea cucumber

Clownfish

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Best Giraffe posted:

You do not need to be a girl to crave big, juicy cocks inside of you, friend.

Thats just sick and immoral. Dont promote your gay fantasies here.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

Speaking of those destined to never be straight hows the spine

Oh you rear end in a top hat. I can still beat you with my stick.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

AugmentedVision posted:

I got some Tamadol for pain and it's the worst opiate to get high on it doesnt even work

You gotta mix it with alcohol and tricyclic antidepressants

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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Wicker Man posted:

Women are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, but gay men are free to embrace it.

Check, OP :colbert:

But gay men are rightly persecuted and women are embraced by society.

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