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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Let's talk about sex. I am a highly sexual person, and completely the opposite of a demisexual. I do not require any emotional attachment to someone to have sex. It is simply sex to me; to be honest, sex without previous emotional attachment is usually better in my opinion. That does not mean that I can't have sex with someone that I am attached to and it be meaningful, it just simply means that I do not require that to have sex.

I am attracted to masculinity. That is not to say that I'm an effeminate bottom and need to be dominated. If you need to define people with those labels, we probably aren't compatible. Also, that is not gender-specific. I have met plenty of masculine women that really turn me on. (OITNB is full of them if you need reference) However, I struggle with gender. As vulgar or promiscuous as this may sound to you, I just really like dick. I can not imagine being in a successful relationship without dick. I have no problems at all with dating women, I'm just not sure that the sex would really work... which ultimately would result in a failing relationship.

Physically, I am attracted to average-looking people. I am not attracted to people who appreciate being able to see their ribs and I am not attracted to people that are morbidly obese. I appreciate a belly and some body hair. I do not want any to spend any amount of time wondering if I think they are "attractive enough". That is self-deprecating and terrible. Yes, I have standards, but I assure you they are far looser than what your average Grindr user is looking for. Also, just being honest, do not lie about your dick size. Size matters to me. A REAL six inches is totally fine. More than that is appreciated, but by no means a requirement. However, if you have a penis the size of a standard trapezoidal eraser, we will not be having sex. I've had enough sex in my life to know that a three inch penis is not going to satisfy me, no matter how much I care about you. It is an ugly truth, I know.

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

have you ever, you know, had sex?

Err.. no

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Jk im not gay. haha.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Serious Frolicking posted:

you seem to think a lot about sex, op. maybe if you were less hideous you could actually get to try it out instead of posting on the internet.

drat dude thats brutal.,

gently caress!!

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