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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
BASEBALL IS BACK



OPENING DAY SCHEDULE



West Coast gets 10am baseball and everyone gets a World Series rematch tonight!



Today in Baseball History courtesy baseball-reference.com
1919 - One of the most bizarre off-the-field incidents in history takes place in Jacksonville, Florida. New York Yankees outfielder Ping Bodie competes against an ostrich named "Percy" in a spaghetti-eating contest. Bodie wins the competition when Percy passes out after its 11th plate of pasta.
1985 - A major league owners' proposal is agreed to by the Players Association. The American and National leagues playoff formats are changed to best-of-sevens. The League Championship Series had been played as a best-of-five since its inception in 1969.
1989 - Ken Griffey, Jr. of the Seattle Mariners makes his major league debut. The rookie outfielder hits a double in his first at-bat against Dave Stewart of the Oakland Athletics.
1996 - Saint Francis College sets 71 NCAA records with a 71 - 1, four-inning defeat of Robert Morris University. The Fighting Saints score 26 runs in the 1st inning, 22 more in the 2nd, four in the 3rd and 19 in the 4th, collecting 44 hits along the way.
2002 - The Giants defeat the Dodgers, 12 - 0, as Our Lord and Savior Ser Barrold Lamar Bonds hits a pair of home runs for the second day in a row. He becomes only the second player in major league history to begin a season with a pair of two-homer games. Eddie Mathews was the other.


The Royals' first pitch is currently ongoing as part of a 9.5-mile relay from Union Station

Born on This Day
1930 - Wally Moon
1975 - Koji Uehara
1981 - Ryan Doumit
1983 - Nick Markakis
1987 - Jay Bruce
1987 - Jason Kipnis
1992 - Blake Swihart


Joe DiMaggio posted:

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

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PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Cardinals have an extended pre-game today, and Brad Thompson's guy-liner makes him look like a ventriloquist dummy

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002


:swoon: It's almost time :swoon:

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

brad thompson still looks 12

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


reported for cardinals content

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yadi is wearing an adorable puffball hat. This is the year, guys. Our long, 5-year drought finally ends. Cards as champions in '16.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

i also think its super cool tommy pham is in the opening day lineup after all the injuries and vision problems and whatnot

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
boo cards

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Whole lotta boos from the Pittsburgh fans. Your hatred feeds us, Buccos.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Guys. It's baseball. It's really happening. Oh sweet Jesus.

I'm gonna cry.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
opening day triple header owns

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

its sounds like there are 200 people at the game haha

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Baseball is back! Time to get drunk.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO SEE AL HRABOWSKY

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Glad baseball is back, not enthused about having to watch these 'Welcome to my house' bumps all season on ESPN.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Scob posted:

its sounds like there are 200 people at the game haha
Its one of those bullshit days where its bright and sunny out yet loving cold

Tuesday the low is going to be 14, Winter is done, but then again it was like 65 around Christmas so I don't know what the gently caress anymore

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Rasta_Al posted:

Glad baseball is back, not enthused about having to watch these 'Welcome to my house' bumps all season on ESPN.

WRITTEN IN THE STARS

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

Xenophon posted:

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO SEE AL HRABOWSKY

Same but Rick Horton

I miss Shannon get back to Busch kthx baseball

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


BASEBALL IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK :gizz:



HAIL SATAN

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Axel Serenity posted:

Same but Rick Horton

I miss Shannon get back to Busch kthx baseball

On the plus side, more Horton on radio means less Horton on tv and more Jim Edmonds on tv.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Baseball baseball baseball

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
ESPN suggesting Matheny is a quality in-game manager. If you didn't doubt ESPN's expert analysis before...

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

On the plus side, more Horton on radio means less Horton on tv and more Jim Edmonds on tv.

This is true. Wearing my Edmonds jersey right now, HoF be damned :toot:

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Anything that ensures a St. Louis defeat.

Anything

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
Gyorko @ SS, Holliday @ 1B. This gonna be good

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
God I'm just so happy baseball is back and I'm not finishing a dissertation and moving across the country and starting a new job


I need a new av though

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

holliday at first is a go

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Oil! posted:

Anything that ensures a St. Louis defeat.

Anything

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Scob posted:

holliday at first is a go

Over/under on errors this game?

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

Pancakes posted:

Over/under on errors this game?

im counting on at least one and im sure it will live on in gifs for years

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
some kid is wondering how he got stuck with a Jordy Mercer autographed ball

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

what was the delay where the managers were standing at home plate?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


pirates signed Riff Raff to play first

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


love the joe dirt look

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
It feels sooooooo goooood.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ICE, COOL, WINTUH, WINTUH ICE, FREEZE, COLD, COLD DAY, COOL PAHTY, FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
nice defense, mmmmm

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

Tetrix posted:

what was the delay where the managers were standing at home plate?

going over ground rules probably

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
John Jaso belongs on a beach.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Baseball is back!

(Thank you, T-Mobile, for the free MLB.tv... :allears:)

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