Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Gameday Week 1: The Stats Are Made Up and the Standings Don't Matter
«‹›115 »
 
  • Locked thread
Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 :siren: Holliday caught a ball :siren:

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:23
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:45
  • Quote
Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Matt Holliday has committed 0 errors out of 1 chances.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:24
  • Quote
ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 didn't hit him.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:24
  • Quote
Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
more surprised the first hbp of the year didn't come from the pirates

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:24
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 waino headhunting, another classless cardinals display

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:24
  • Quote
Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Time to peg Waino in the dome.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:25
  • Quote
Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 haha we got a review already

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26
  • Quote
achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh god they review hbp now?

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26
  • Quote
Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Matheny already challenging? Not surprising. Waino and Cutch are adorable though.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26
  • Quote
Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
how the heck are they gonna review that?

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26
  • Quote
Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Popete posted:

Time to peg Waino in the dome.

Unironically agreed

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26
  • Quote
Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Huh, actually does look like it deflected off his knuckles on that last view.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 that did not hit him

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
1st inning challenge. :feelsgood:

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Crimson Sox posted:

how the heck are they gonna review that?
Obviously they know it isn't the Cardinal Way in throwing at players so they are going to reverse this mistake

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Matheny off to a great start.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Mike Matheny in mid-season form I see

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:27
  • Quote
Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

achillesforever6 posted:

Obviously they know it isn't the Cardinal Way in throwing at players so they are going to reverse this mistake

"If a player gets himself hit..." - Bob Gibson

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:28
  • Quote
WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

achillesforever6 posted:

Oh god they review hbp now?

HBP was a reviewable play last year too.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:28
  • Quote
Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 Are these matte helmets new for the pirates? because they look badass

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:29
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

Tom Gorman posted:

Are these matte helmets new for the pirates? because they look badass

nope. they were around last year. and they rule

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:29
  • Quote
Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
woooo

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:30
  • Quote
abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 wainwright does not look good. that breaking ball either hangs or goes way too far

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:30
  • Quote
Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Jedd Jerko

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:32
  • Quote
Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 gonna have to remember how to spell gyrko

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:32
  • Quote
Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Abel Wingnut posted:

wainwright does not look good. that breaking ball either hangs or goes way too far

Don't curveballs usually take a few games to work themselves out?

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:32
  • Quote
Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Abel Wingnut posted:

wainwright does not look good. that breaking ball either hangs or goes way too far

He and Yadi seem to be on entirely different pages regarding location. I'm not thrilled.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:33
  • Quote
Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cervelli looks to be in January form.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:33
  • Quote
Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
 1st inning of 2016 done :toot:

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:33
  • Quote
Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
RIP Pirates they never scored.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:34
  • Quote
Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

Pancakes posted:

He and Yadi seem to be on entirely different pages regarding location. I'm not thrilled.

Radio saying it's hard to get a good grip when it's 39-degrees. I'm sure it'll get sorted

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:34
  • Quote
Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Matt Adams with a really stupid haircut in the dugout.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:36
  • Quote
BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Baseball breakfast! We're having dungeness crab omelettes with cream cheese and scallions, sausage, potatoes O'Brian, sourdough toast, mimosas, and a pot of strong black coffee.

Baseball all day and then dual screening baseball and Lady Dawgs tonight. It's warm and sunny in Seattle - truly this is the best time of year.

WOOOOOO

Fake edit: gently caress the Cardinals. Nice challenge Matheny you cement head.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:37
  • Quote
BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

The Nards Pan posted:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Baseball breakfast! We're having dungeness crab omelettes with cream cheese and scallions, sausage, potatoes O'Brian, sourdough toast, mimosas, and a pot of strong black coffee.

Can I come over? Give me a few hours to fly up.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:38
  • Quote
Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Pancakes posted:

Matt Adams with a really stupid haircut in the dugout.

This is a bold statement with John "Jack Sparrow" Jaso manning first

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:38
  • Quote
Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

 Hello baseball, you look great.

Hail Satan.

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:38
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 lol at any baseball player that doesn't have a preposterously stupid haircut, it's in the cba

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:39
  • Quote
R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the last time we saw the pirates, sean rodriguez was beating the absolute poo poo out of a gatorade jug

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:41
  • Quote
Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Liriano dealing

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:42
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:45
  • Quote
Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
it feels so good having cliches like "PLAYER X dealing" back in my life

* # ? Apr 3, 2016 18:42
  • Quote
  • Locked thread
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Gameday Week 1: The Stats Are Made Up and the Standings Don't Matter
«‹›115 »