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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

why in the hell does John Jaso have dreadlocks

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Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

ZenVulgarity posted:

The cards hitting is bad and streaky

Which is fine in this sport

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Moxie posted:

Which is fine in this sport

:agreed: it's April so who cares

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


There is a cardinal in my bird feeder here in Pittsburgh. Bad omen? y/n

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

will_colorado posted:

why in the hell does John Jaso have dreadlocks

https://twitter.com/TRIPPINGOLNEY/status/716688638948429825

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
9 k's already god drat

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

will_colorado posted:

why in the hell does John Jaso have dreadlocks

he's big in to Cultural Appropriation

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Roasted Donut posted:

9 k's already god drat

Good liriano is fun to watch for all the right reasons

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

will_colorado posted:

why in the hell does John Jaso have dreadlocks


Decided to make up for Cutch's haircut from last year.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


could really use a dinger right around now. mccutchen should have demolished that one hanger instead of clipping the top of it. oh well

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
How Brett Got His Groom Back.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

5 walks already

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Incoming GIDP.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

:lol: Harrison trying to pull that crap

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
hijinks ensue!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

will_colorado posted:

:lol: Harrison trying to pull that crap

I think he legit dropped it.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

Decided to make up for Cutch's haircut from last year.

but he had them last year too, when he was with the rays.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

oh look, the Cardinals didn't score a run

mdemone posted:

I think he legit dropped it.
It looks like it hit the heel of his glove, so probably

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Just strand all the runners, Cardinals

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


whoa, thought that key & peele trailer was a sketch, it's an actual movie

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Mike_V posted:

Just strand all the runners, Cardinals

We've found what record the Cards will break this year.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

R.D. Mangles posted:

whoa, thought that key & peele trailer was a sketch, it's an actual movie

Like most sketches, it's probably got 5 minutes of really funny stuff you'd love. But 85 minutes of lovely filler that takes the joke too far and is dumb and bad.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


triples are cool, especially when they're hit by slow oafs

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

I know this will be a cool season because the first thing I saw was a catcher triple.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

ESPN guy forgot how many outs there were

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
And another walk. I don't follow the cards at all, do they not have a bullpen, or does y'all's manager just not believe in pulling a pitcher until they hit double digit ERAs?

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
Nice TOOTBLAN

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this jabroni analyst can't complete a loving sentence, what a joke

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

just got a Colorado lottery commercial for classic Atari game scratch-off lottery tickets......

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


FINAL BOSS

in the bottom of the 7th

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

the fact that this Cardinals pitcher named Oh doesn't wear 0, is a crime

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
FINAL BOSS! Kind of bad so far. Someone who plays more console games than me, who's a lovely final boss?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

FINAL BOSS! Kind of bad so far. Someone who plays more console games than me, who's a lovely final boss?

he looks a little anxious, he's speeding up his delivery.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Final Boss looking more like Glass Joe

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Pancakes posted:

FINAL BOSS! Kind of bad so far. Someone who plays more console games than me, who's a lovely final boss?

Behold, the pathetic final boss fight of what, up to this point, is probably the hardest video game ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1El5j2Bg4c

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
can't wait for all the video game references when Oh struggles

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
look at all you doubters

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Yaya posted:

Final Boss looking more like Glass Joe

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
david freese is cool.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I'm more than happy with an opening day Cards loss. Even more so if they score no runs.

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