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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
that's another 300 to 3000 dollars probably out of your bank account. Remember not to kill yourself until the end of the month so you get your money's worth for the rent

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

:smuggo: 'nuff said

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Jokes on you. I live in a cardboard box.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I don't pay any rent because I live with my parents - that way when I kill myself, the economic loss will be minimized

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Paid my mortgage. Building equity. Owns.

Just fixed my backyard fence too. Homeownership win.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Well, we can't all live in your mom's basement, Op.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Remember not to kill yourself

*triggered*

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

dog buttz posted:

:smuggo: 'nuff said

whatever your mortgage then. youre a slave like the rest of us.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
2500 a month here goons, eat poo poo 3k payers!!!!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

whatever your mortgage then. youre a slave like the rest of us.

:smuggo: don't got one. I'm a slave to no one other than my various other soul crushing debts.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

dog buttz posted:

:smuggo: don't got one.

do you live on a boat or in a ger or what

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Any goons here pay the rent by selling their rear end? afaf

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

do you live on a boat or in a ger or what

I wish I lived on a boat and I don't know what a ger is, but no, I own my home free and clear.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any goons here pay the rent by selling their rear end? afaf

honestly I'd probably let a dude rail me every month instead of paying rent as long as he didn't have STDs and it was a good place to live otherwise

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any goons here pay the rent by selling their rear end? afaf

lemme live in your boy pussy and you can live in my spare room?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i enjoy poverty because it means i have made just enough money to cover all of the things i can't personally harvest, carve build or catch

and there is no excess for the government or muggers to take from me, only excess free time

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I'm good, thanks. April is our month with 3 paychecks! (Just in time to send $600 to the IRS.)

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
the one thing about being a slave is that it's always best to be a sex slave if you can get it

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any goons here pay the rent by selling their rear end? afaf

dude I have a mortgage

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
who in the hell pays $300 for rent sounds like a rat hole jc

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

drunk dog posted:

who in the hell pays $300 for rent sounds like a rat hole jc

we have a lot of alcoholics and addicts and the mentally ill who might have subsidized living situations or a room and board

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
or live in cleveland

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
thanks for the encouragement op i need this kind of positive reinforcement to get basic things done in my life

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
id rather pay someone $300 bucks to kill me hahe

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

drunk dog posted:

id rather pay someone $300 bucks to kill me hahe

ill do it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Id unironically love to kill myself

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

$150 take it or leave it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I squat OP.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


I actually haven't paid yet, thx for the reminder op

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

cool and good posted:

I actually haven't paid yet, thx for the reminder op

Me neither

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

that's another 300 to 3000 dollars probably out of your bank account. Remember not to kill yourself until the end of the month so you get your money's worth for the rent

good luck getting the deposit back if you kill yourself

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i have to pay rent

i don't want no anchor

can't cage this bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jastiger posted:

Paid my mortgage. Building equity. Owns.

Just fixed my backyard fence too. Homeownership win.

Equity built was what, half of fence repair? GG American Dream.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

drunk dog posted:

who in the hell pays $300 for rent sounds like a rat hole jc

Once upon a time I had a 1 bed / 1 bath for literally 420 a month

It was next to a little creek

I shot a woodpecker that was making a home on the wall

The next day I shot his wife

I assume the babies starved

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Sheep-Goats posted:

Once upon a time I had a 1 bed / 1 bath for literally 420 a month

It was next to a little creek

I shot a woodpecker that was making a home on the wall

The next day I shot his wife

I assume the babies starved

A few years ago I paid $500 a month for a nice 1.5 bathroom, 2 bedroom apartment with a laundry room in a pretty good area. God bless the south.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

drunk dog posted:

who in the hell pays $300 for rent sounds like a rat hole jc

I pay 495 w/3 roommates

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
That's presumptuous.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

836 for me and my cats...

i'm so lonely

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
800 each for the two of us now that the roommate is gone. Soon I'll be aiming for $850 for the one of me, but that's a new city where such places are actually half-decent.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
$2980/mo due in 10 days guess it's time to go sell my rear end

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