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i enjoy paying rent to live next to the beach its a pretty good deal
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I'm going to pay it tomorrow. I'm gonna go to the office and ask about getting a pet to. Maybe like a bird or chinchilla or something like that.
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Apr 4, 2016 01:23
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:$2980/mo due in 10 days guess it's time to go sell my rear end yeah are you like literally a prostitute?
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Apr 4, 2016 01:53
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anyone who can afford that rent is a prostitute one way or another
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Apr 4, 2016 01:54
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i'm thinking you must be one of them upscale asians
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Apr 4, 2016 01:55
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:$2980/mo due in 10 days guess it's time to go sell my rear end that better be a place in loving versailles or something
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Apr 4, 2016 01:55
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:we have a lot of alcoholics and addicts and the mentally ill who might have subsidized living situations or a room and board my ears were just ringing  Its extremely cool that the city/state is helpin me out like this after my shock treatment, my brain is fragile like a fresh kitten or a recent egg and sometimes it's tough for me to always see my doctor or consume my brain potions while I'm busy tryin to run a clothing store or a lil chain of head shops or manage a small restaurant etc then all of a sudden im climbin up the Verrazano bridge castin unfuckable spells at the nypd woofmen with their claws and biters and I have to chill at RUMC for a couple of months and get Thorazine pokes in the butt  i try to be healthy and safe but sometimes things get weird and my mental clarity becomes as lovely as my posts. I am very tired of this life i guess they got tired of it too. they never really helped me out before but this time I had been drinkin extra long and fast and doin the kinda of drugs where when the cops find the drugs one of the cops pulls out a big knife and cuts open the packaging and sticks his knife in the drugs and then licks the tip of the knife and goes "pure uncut afghani powder, boys, $100000000 on the street easy" which i never did before and for some reason they have way more help for you if you do drugs too  a place to stay and medicine and doctors and food and stuff is super helpful. Im in a really cool building in the upper west side right by riverside drive and id never have been able to live somewhere this fancy on my own. there are lots of other strange crazies here too. we're all pals. it's like the forums except we can share meals and our avs are just our own selves and when we say mean things about each other it isn't very often and it is usually after the person leaves the room. pretty cool imo. I don't tell the doctors about the forums. I'm afraid they wouldn't understand and tell me its unhealthy and reinforces my delusional thinking. I'm also sometimes worried that the forums don't even exist at all and I just imagine them every day Anyway I don't pay rent but I did get my weekly stipend on friday and i bought some pretzel m&ms for me and Ganesh to share and some paint because an old friend showed one of the partners at his law firm this quick lil painting a goon asked me to do here a year or so ago of Stone Cold Stephen Austen giving a Stone Cold Stunner to the prophet Muhammad while referee Ganesh and audience members Jesus and Buddha looked on excitedly and the gentleman liked it so much that he commissioned me to paint a larger version for him for two hundred and sixty dollhairs  I am blessed, truly. namaste ॐ e: drat this is a good post 
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Apr 4, 2016 01:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm going to pay it tomorrow. I'm gonna go to the office and ask about getting a pet to. Maybe like a bird or chinchilla or something like that. Get a cockatiel they're the best
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Apr 4, 2016 02:00
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Cockatiels are cool but they're really dumb and God help you if you get a screamer. Budgies make better noises  350 for a nice place in a house that's literally 1 year old with brand spanking new poo poo in it. There's 2 roomies but they're cool. This will likely be my final month here though I'm probably moving to a house.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:03
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Gatekeeper posted:my ears were just ringing i think about you sometimes cause ive seen you mention this illness and getting shock treatment and stuff before.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:04
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I have a nice apartment a super nice roommate and got a really good deal for this area but gently caress it I can't wait to move out because the city sucks rear end
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Apr 4, 2016 02:07
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I have a nice apartment a super nice roommate and got a really good deal for this area but gently caress it I can't wait to move out because the city sucks rear end rooming with friends tends to ruin relationships, rooming with strangers is a gamble ain't no good way to find one of these super nice roommates
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Apr 4, 2016 02:09
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Sheep-Goats posted:Get a cockatiel they're the best How long do they live. I don't want a long term commitment. Also I read you can't have nonstick pans cause they give off fumes that kill birds, that it probably a deal break for me.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:10
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Cuckoo posted:Cockatiels are cool but they're really dumb and God help you if you get a screamer. Budgies make better noises You can't say cockateils are dumb and then suggest a parakeet. Parakeets are so dumb they might as well be bugs.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:11
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Mandator posted:rooming with friends tends to ruin relationships, rooming with strangers is a gamble There really isn't and I lucked out with her being a total stranger with an open room but also being a great and normal person  the roommate before her though, not so very much I am saving money but gently caress I miss having my own place though.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:12
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm going to pay it tomorrow. I'm gonna go to the office and ask about getting a pet to. Maybe like a bird or chinchilla or something like that. a bird or a cat is a great way to never have to worry about vermin while living in a city
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Apr 4, 2016 02:13
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Nah, I just got the check for $656 of my monthly HOA dues last week from the family trust. Sorry your life sucks.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:13
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as someone who convinced his parents to buy them a pet cockatiel, do not get a bird that was like 16 years ago and that bitch is still alive never learned a drat word. not one. ever
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Apr 4, 2016 02:14
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How long do they live. I don't want a long term commitment. Also I read you can't have nonstick pans cause they give off fumes that kill birds, that it probably a deal break for me. In your house a cockatiel can run 15-20 or so. Apparently they don't last as long in the wild. We had nonstick pans only when we had cockateils and they didn't give a gently caress. If you were cookin rice in the kitchen they'd chew through the metal bars of their cage to come get some. They loved rice.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:14
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earn your seeds! curse at my friends! justify yourself!
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Apr 4, 2016 02:15
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Mandator posted:as someone who convinced his parents to buy them a pet cockatiel, do not get a bird Is it a girl. We never tried to teach the cockateils to talk but supposedly the guys are a lot better at it. We had two girls. They sure liked to listen attentively if you would whistle them a tune. This is the best I ever saw a cockateil do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw Usually they relentlessly remix things you teach them into cockatiel brand cover versions.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:16
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oh and get ready to wipe poo poo off your shoulder constantly if you can even convince it to sit there like i thought i wanted it to do
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Apr 4, 2016 02:17
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Three Olives posted:Nah, I just got the check for $656 of my monthly HOA dues last week from the family trust. Sorry your life sucks.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:17
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Mandator posted:oh and get ready to wipe poo poo off your shoulder constantly if you can even convince it to sit there like i thought i wanted it to do One of ours learned to poop on napkins and she'd posture a certain way if there wasn't a napkin around for her to dook on. The other one once saw her shadow, freaked out, and leapt into a wall stunning herself for about twenty minutes. Dumbass.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:18
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man stop making me feel like a lovely bird owner i should at least get props for keeping it alive 16 years
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Apr 4, 2016 02:19
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I saw a couple with an Amazon Gray and she would say 'Bombs away!' before she poo poo everywhere
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Apr 4, 2016 02:19
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Feels good to pay all my bills and then have money still, I think this is the first time in my life haha
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Apr 4, 2016 02:21
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birds attract rodents. Roommates attract ants.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:23
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I saw a couple with an Amazon Gray and she would say 'Bombs away!' before she poo poo everywhere lmao what about a society finch
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Apr 4, 2016 02:23
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ChairmanMeow posted:birds attract rodents. Roommates attract ants. I pay extra money so that i don't have to deal with roommates. I call it the sanity tax.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:23
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My girlfriend bad a bird when we started dating and our cats scared it to death rip starshine
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Apr 4, 2016 02:23
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my parents used to own like 20 finches in a huge cage when i was a boy i was in charge of feeding them one night and forgot did you know birds starve to death REALLY fast? like, whoa. nobody told me never got asked to feed the ... remaining birds again man i feel terrible about that. 
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Apr 4, 2016 02:24
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Those birds were defective
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Apr 4, 2016 02:24
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Hector Beerlioz posted:lmao Finches are bugs Until you get to like the cockatiel level you don't really get much personality out of a bird.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:24
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they reproduced so fast you'd have to get rid of the eggs. like sorry, i can't have 3000 finches
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Apr 4, 2016 02:25
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it still felt like bird murder even though i know it was bird abortion
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Apr 4, 2016 02:25
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I'd eat the bird eggs. I'm. Smash mouth
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Apr 4, 2016 02:26
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i pay way too much for a single room in a lovely house because i live in california. ah well guess thats the price i pay to live in the glorious golden empire 
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Apr 4, 2016 02:26
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Maybe I'll just get a fish instead. I think my walmart has little puffer fish.
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Celluloid Sam posted:I'd eat the bird eggs. I'm. Smash mouth who was the goon that was there filming who had "organized" the egg eating event? it seems like he could have at least owned his part in getting smash mouth to eat the eggs. some self confidence, you know? instead i remember him seeming flustered when guy ferrari and smash mouth asked why exactly smashmouth had to eat the eggs. did he not forsee he might be asked that question?
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