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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cut off one head and two more will take its place.



First order of business:
Butts in videogames.

Pro or against?

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
agreed. also pirates are cool

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I killed a hydra.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
pathetic. you can not stop Hydra

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
There's only one head on that logo?

www
Aug 4, 2010

very pro :grin:

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


no animes please

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I think our logo should be changed cause I'm pretty sure if you cut off an octopus' head it doesn't grow back.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Jerk off one dick and two more will take its place.

Fact.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think our logo should be changed cause I'm pretty sure if you cut off an octopus' head it doesn't grow back.

That's the secret, the head is a skull. (It's already dead!)

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think our logo should be changed cause I'm pretty sure if you cut off an octopus' head it doesn't grow back.

Ya, but if you put one in a box, it'll get out.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
octopus also sprays the ink, dont forget

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Paging professor shark

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Octopuses don't have bones also they have eight arms not six the whole logo is just loving wrong

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Mods please change the title to Dead Octopus Society

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i thought you loved fascism, op?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Hail HYDRA!

Thank goodness nobody has realized I am a double agent for AIM yet...

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

quietly hailing hydra under my breath while at an low tier avenger's birthday party

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's an octopus not a hydra. I bet they have to have that discussion with every new recruit.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That's an octopus not a hydra. I bet they have to have that discussion with every new recruit.
Hello and good morning.
I am not an expert on Greek orthodoxy, however I have examined the logo posted in the original post of this thread, and I think I have the answer to this apparent inconsistency. An octopus has one head and eight arms (commonly referred to as "tentacles"). On the other hand, the hydra has one human skull and six arms.

Thanks for bringing up your concerns.

Best,

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
definitely pro video game butt slap

what theyre doing to mika and tracer is uncalled for

you're going to push this cherished move to the brink of extinction! VIVE LA BUTT SLAP!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Microwaves Mom posted:

I killed a hydra.



Let's see more of this and less talking about Marvel comics.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big fan of butts both irl and in the video games

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


When asked what my favorite invention was I didn't even have to hesitate before saying yoga pants

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mr. Unlucky posted:

definitely pro video game butt slap

what theyre doing to mika and tracer is uncalled for

you're going to push this cherished move to the brink of extinction! VIVE LA BUTT SLAP!

I'm against taking Tracer's butt out of the game without taking the rest of her out because she is obnoxious and unbearable.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Mr. Unlucky posted:

definitely pro video game butt slap

what theyre doing to mika and tracer is uncalled for

you're going to push this cherished move to the brink of extinction! VIVE LA BUTT SLAP!

I haven't been following what I'm sure is called either #tracergate or #buttgate, did they get rid of her whole butt or something?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:


First order of business:
Butts in videogames.

Pro or against?

Against

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Seize him!

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Applewhite posted:

I'm against taking Tracer's butt out of the game without taking the rest of her out because she is obnoxious and unbearable.

I lost all interest in overwatch when they took the goggle based butt controls out.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is this a putty thing?

You are a nerd
Apr 9, 2003

See?
If you cut off a hydra's butt, does it grow two butts?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You are a nerd posted:

If you cut off a hydra's butt, does it grow two butts?
I think it's on a per-bun basis. If you cutt off the but it regrows a butt with four buns.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Agent Carter is a good show. Not as good as the Netflix ones, but better than Agents of SHIELD. Give it a watch if you liked the first Captain America film.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I've enjoyed the recent trend of dongers in video games.

There was a hydra that used to hang out around our pier when I lived on the Gulf, but I think it was pretty old because it was covered in barnacles.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When I play a first person shooter, I like to know the player character has a sexy butt.
I mean, I can't see the butt, but I like to know it's there.

When I play Wolfenstein I put a post-it note on the side of my monitor that says "you're playing as a girl with a big butt" and I pretend it's true and it really enhances my gaming experience.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
mgs4 - woah that butt

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I think that some videogames call for butts, like Dead or Alive 2:Beach Volleyball 3, but that other videogames, like Mario Brothers, probably shouldn't feature graphic butts.

Complaining about butts in DoA2:BV3 is like complaining about gore in Alien: Resurrection. Like, if you didn't want gore why did you rent the film?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I don't know if my man Satan would be okay with this HYDRA business...

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

I think that some videogames call for butts, like Dead or Alive 2:Beach Volleyball 3, but that other videogames, like Mario Brothers, probably shouldn't feature graphic butts.

Complaining about butts in DoA2:BV3 is like complaining about gore in Alien: Resurrection. Like, if you didn't want gore why did you rent the film?

Remove the butts from those games. Get them away from me.

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