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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

how much do you own? how long will it last you? why did you buy it?

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Sphear
Jan 13, 2011

I bought exactly 262 cans of Beenie Weenies and that is all I need.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My mum does. We got lots of animals and egg chickens as well.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i bought a 10 year supply of soylent since it covers everything the body needs except water

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i have a can of beans im good

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
I plan on sucking dick really well so the other survivors keep me around and feed me. Plus bonus protein

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
I have a box of stale Malt-o-Meal brand Not Honey Nut Cheerios that I didn't eat because it wasn't good.


i'll loving shank you if you come after it during the end times

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Bananas are still in various places. (for fruit flight to munch on)

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i plan on hunting stray dogs/cats, so no

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

oh and like 30 cases of soda

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

having an emergency supply of food really doesn't seem like a bad idea

however, i will never buy it. i feel like i'd get lumped in with people who watch too much history channel about people preparing for armageddon. but if i ever need some, i will be so loving pissed i let some inane fear of being judged be the reason i starve

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

I have a few humans chained up in my basement that I will slowly dismember and eat.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
me and mr poop, apocalypse day 1, heading from the beefarony factory

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mandator posted:

how much do you own? how long will it last you? why did you buy it?

i have some spaghetti-os

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
After spending 2 weeks without power, gas rationing and freezing temperatures during Superstorm Sandy, I will absolutely have a contingency plan/ emergency water when I become a homeowner.

However the first of many roundups from Trump's death squads start in January 2017, It may be time to purchase that AR-15 now.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
No, but I once traded some work for a crate of MREs. MREs aren't bad, actually. Except the vomit omelette one.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Nathilus posted:

No, but I once traded some work for a crate of MREs. MREs aren't bad, actually. Except the vomit omelette one.

do you want to trade up to something else? i'll give you a chromebook for that crate of MREs

you can be like this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBtA0OsYOOc

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Nathilus posted:

No, but I once traded some work for a crate of MREs. MREs aren't bad, actually. Except the vomit omelette one.

I always enjoyed MRE's until I ran into some French soldiers that had RCIRs. Their meals were vastly superior, and that made me think the US hated the troops.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nathilus posted:

No, but I once traded some work for a crate of MREs. MREs aren't bad, actually. Except the vomit omelette one.

ill trade you for the CCC

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

No, but I once traded some work for a crate of MREs. MREs aren't bad, actually. Except the vomit omelette one.

Fox News here knows how to survive

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

mr_cramalldees posted:

I always enjoyed MRE's until I ran into some French soldiers that had RCIRs. Their meals were vastly superior, and that made me think the US hated the troops.
that of all things made you realize America hates its troops?

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

symbolic posted:

that of all things made you realize America hates its troops?

Proverbial straw on the camel's back.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

that of all things made you realize America hates its troops?

we don't hate our troops, we just want to make them as poor as possible, then let them die

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we don't hate our citizens, we just want to make them as poor as possible, then let them die
fixed 'er

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

fixed 'er

yeah, but it is so easy to attack the troops. what have they done in my life?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I have 2 years worth of oats, beans, macaroni, dried fruit, rice, and dry milk. Gift from my parents.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

I think I have a packet of jerky in the cupboard.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edgar posted:

I have 2 years worth of oats, beans, macaroni, dried fruit, rice, and dry milk. Gift from my parents.

what do your parents do for a living?

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, but it is so easy to attack the troops. what have they done in my life?

to be fair most of the troops are just an example of glorified welfare.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mandator posted:

do you want to trade up to something else? i'll give you a chromebook for that crate of MREs

you can be like this dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBtA0OsYOOc

They're gone mang. It took like six months but I ate them all except the omelette ones. Which I mixed and poured all over my nemesis as he slept.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

mr_cramalldees posted:

to be fair most of the troops are just an example of glorified welfare.
i was going to say something about TFR reacting to this but since i've never posted there i don't know if they would agree or disagree with you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mr_cramalldees posted:

to be fair most of the troops are just an example of glorified welfare.

someone else who dosent understand subtlety

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what do your parents do for a living?

Army man and Pro Wrestler.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I've got a tin of king oscar sardines I've been meaning to try.

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

symbolic posted:

i was going to say something about TFR reacting to this but since i've never posted there i don't know if they would agree or disagree with you

meh, if they're honest (with themselves) they'll probably agree. the armed forces can operate without 80% of the bodies present. most of the time 20% of the people are doing all the work anyway. that's what I witnessed during my service at least.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edgar posted:

Army man and Pro Wrestler.

No way! which one?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

if theres ever a real disaster i'll just order survival poo poo on amazon. they deliver in like 2 days it should be fine

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I have like two weeks worth of camping food due to an awesome sale during the fall.

I Also live next to a horse farm, so no danger of starving.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
I live in the mojave and a supply of dehydrated water is essential

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I have a dozen cans of beans and a quarter empty bottle of vermouth, i'm good

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