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Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I was scrolling through my phone a little while ago, and came across this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQq7cBkjCYU

It occurred to me that before the internet I probably never would have gotten to seen nearly as many juicy zit poppings as I have. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get enough of these, and life sure must have sucked when the only way you could see something like this was to form a close and trusting relationship with someone that probably feels cursed.


Anyways, why are you grateful for the internet?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

:chanpop:

Is there a money shot?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It means I don't to go outside and talk to people.

Also I have all the porn I could ever want.

Oh! And I "work" from home too.

Thanks American Military!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it allows me to verbally abuse dipshits such as the op whenever i feel like it

most people rightfully ignore my whitenoise posting, but every once in a while i get to make an internet stranger feel bad

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I wish I could pinpoint the moment when I stopped being grateful for the internet, precisely

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
is this the part where we post a goatse?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
There should be a poll and the first choice should be porn

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
It made book reports a heck of a lot easier, op

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
It largely eliminated information scarcity as a way to sucker money out of people

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
minesweeper

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

without it I may never have learned about the many weird tricks that various professionals hate

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It largely eliminated information scarcity as a way to sucker money out of people

conversely it's made scamming idiots much, much easier

I mean poo poo just look at your username for a reminder

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I like the internet, I get to connect to different newsgroups and write emails to my grandma.

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

The first app I downloaded from the app store after installing windows 10!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I really like porno

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
SNES roms

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Provides an outlet for my autism

And porn.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Alpha Kappa Psi Cal Poly Charity Ball

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
It allows me to cruise the Information Super Highway, which is nice.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
I can be a dolphin of the web



LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

spud posted:

It means I don't to go outside and talk to people.

Also I have all the porn I could ever want.

Oh! And I "work" from home too.

This but I don't work for the military anymore. Instead I get lawyers :v:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
without the internet i would never have been able to watch this amazing Wendy's training rap video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uexb3BKZNJI

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
the majority of the sum of human knowledge is at my fingertips at basically all times

im thankful for that. before the internet, as a poor, it was much much more difficult to change your station in life. now your just a few youtube photoshop tutorials and a pirate copy of cs6 away from faking your way into a graphic design job or whatever

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's great for shopping (price comparisons) and reading reviews on the spot.

Also on demand porn of course

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Hector Beerlioz posted:

without the internet i would never have been able to watch this amazing Wendy's training rap video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uexb3BKZNJI

I worked at Arby's a long time ago (when they still had those awful uniforms) and the manager that hired me sent me home with a training video and told me to just call up some friends to get stoned with and watch, it's loving hilarious. I took his advice and it was indeed a pretty good time. It had a roast beef boxing a hamburger patty or something similar.

The job sucked rear end though and I quit after a couple of weeks.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
gotta kill time 'till i die somehow

www
Aug 4, 2010

im a lonely loser and internet makes me just that little bit less lonely to not kill self. thanks internet

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I wouldn't know about all the stuff that makes me angry if it weren't for the Internet

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the internet makes rejection easy and convenient. people that hate me are just a mouse click away! thanks internet!

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Kuato posted:

It's great for shopping (price comparisons) and reading reviews on the spot.

Also on demand porn of course
same

also I can say "my friend said" and tell a story at a party
my friend is internet people

I read the poo poo out of YLLS, and coupons, fricken life savers.
but mostly amazon and porn

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

without the internet i would never have been able to watch this amazing Wendy's training rap video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uexb3BKZNJI

Pfft, Hot Drinks is superior in every way.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Hot drinks is good, but it is not superior.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hot drinks is good, but it is not superior.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's very good at settling arguments about who was in what movie.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Probably this video I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAiMYTq0V6E

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

why did you do this to me

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Porn thread over.

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I can see every kind of pussy in existence

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
goatman

'nuff said

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