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Korean Barbecue Slut
Aug 6, 2009
Do you use wet wipes after you poo poo?

Because, if you don't, I kindly request that you please kill yourself now.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I get in the shower after I poo poo. I never leave my home.

You disgusting piece of poo poo OP. Fuckin' dirty butt with your wet wipes. Go take a shower.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
So this bear and this rabbit are taking a crap in the woods . The bear asked the rabbit, ""do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "nope," so the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i dont poop op thats gross

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lol if you don't

imagine if you get poo poo on your hand do you just rub a dry paper towel on it and call it good

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I definitely wipe every time I poop, no exceptions.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

vols bitch posted:

lol if you don't

imagine if you get poo poo on your hand do you just rub a dry paper towel on it and call it good
i don't get poo poo on my hand because i know how to wipe my rear end with toilet paper

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


yes, i'm hoping to clog the sewers up so good that all the toilets in my neighborhood will simultaneously erupt in a poo poo geyser and class will be cancelled. radical!!! <grinds on a picnic table and rides away flipping everyone the bird>

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
front to back i use wet wipes

back to front i use reg tp hth

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

symbolic posted:

i don't get poo poo on my hand because i know how to wipe my rear end with toilet paper

lol if you don't pick up every dog terd you come across

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what is wrong with your rear end op

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No the smell of wet wipes induces childhood trauma. *triggered*

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i like to wipe my rear end with silicone packets - what i like to call "dry wipes". my bum is as parched as the sahara and it feels like a leather boot

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Dollar Shave Club has some really nice butt wipes with a nice manly scent.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dirty stinky bitch OP fishing for info about how to clean his rear end

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i use all american 100% toilet paper to wipe my hole and i always have.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Why are we designed where we have these big poo poo flap butt cheeks that smash poo poo between them?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Why are we designed where we have these big poo poo flap butt cheeks that smash poo poo between them?

god made us walking miracles, dave

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Toto washlet

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lol at all your poors with no bidet

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum

Dave_Indeed posted:

Why are we designed where we have these big poo poo flap butt cheeks that smash poo poo between them?

Stay seated to wipe, dirty standing gently caress.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

thathonkey posted:

lol at all your poors with no bidet

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
While you're all wiping your assholes, I'm at the gym because I have my priorities straight.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
is that a colostomy bag or

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Vape Bag posted:

Do you use wet wipes after you poo poo?

Because, if you don't, I kindly request that you please kill yourself now.

yes I do but the real question you should be asking is if your mother brushes her teeth

to make this perfectly clear, your mom gives me a rim job every time I poo poo and I don't know what happens to the poo poo after that

call your mom

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Joust posted:

While you're all wiping your assholes, I'm at the gym because I have my priorities straight.



Why try so hard to look sexy when you know full well you always be stankin like poo poo?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmao, just ... lmao if you wipe instead of just shittign your pants

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

i use all american 100% toilet paper to wipe my hole and i always have.

yup

lmao if your poop doesnt neatly come out with minimal wiping needed

get a diet shitelords

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if you wear clothing you are literally a slave to society hope THIS helps

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
That's a really personal question. It would be extremely rude of you to ask such a thing even in private, let alone here, in mixed company. I would advise you to think on your actions here just now, OP, and decide whether they reflect the type of person you would like others to see you as.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Cnut the Great posted:

That's a really personal question. It would be extremely rude of you to ask such a thing even in private, let alone here, in mixed company. I would advise you to think on your actions here just now, OP, and decide whether they reflect the type of person you would like others to see you as.

Oversensitive millennial bullshit again. I ask all my acquaintances about whatever their genitals are doing at all times, and I don't need a bunch of bleeding heart liberals like you telling me I can't.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They are great for clearing cheeto dust and dirt from my keyboard area!

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I usually just reach over and wad up some printer paper to wipe with.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Make sure you save that juice at the bottom for combining with a paper towel for that extra mile of usage.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I usually just fold my body up up like a lawn chair when I'm done pooping so my butt dips into the toilet water and gets clean.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Wicker Man posted:

They are great for clearing cheeto dust and dirt from my keyboard area!

they are great for when the cheeto dust comes out the other end like thick toothpaste too

if you have a proper diet you don't have to worry about your lovely shits making GBS threads up your rear end area and you won't need a power washer to get it out

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
When I die, mummify me in wet wipes.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Joust posted:

When I die, mummify me in wet wipes.

there arent enough wet wipes in the world for this

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
is using a lot of wet wipes like a fat person thing or just a general sloven thing?

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Vargs posted:

there arent enough wet wipes in the world for this

Well do your best, god bless.

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