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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

SurfaceDetail posted:

My 30 year old coworker had an aneurysm at work and died in front of everyone and she actually did interesting important work instead of loving strangers for money. Where my gbs thread and news article link.

i wonder which one is more interesting to anyone not yourself

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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
She did have decent tits

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

SurfaceDetail posted:

My 30 year old coworker had an aneurysm at work and died in front of everyone and she actually did interesting important work instead of loving strangers for money. Where my gbs thread and news article link.

.... Just think of all the (insert generic office work deliverable here) that is left unfinished... Truly the world lost one of its greats.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


so did she od on the horse with a needle prick or the horse with a huge cock

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


SurfaceDetail posted:

My 30 year old coworker had an aneurysm at work and died in front of everyone and she actually did interesting important work instead of loving strangers for money. Where my gbs thread and news article link.

Pretty sure people will remember a random porn star for much longer than your random coworker though? Like this lady has videos of herself that will never be deleted.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The sack of poo poo co-worker could have been memorable if you stuck your finger into her pussy or rear end to determine she was dead

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Your co-worker was super loving selfish to die at work. Now every year for like 5 years you're gonna have some stupid team building/fund raiser for her and its going to be an inconvenience to everyone involved. Do yourself a favor and report to HR that you are having a really hard time "processing" the whole thing and take a couple of days paid leave off for bereavement.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Who cares what her name was or what happens to her. There's plenty of other 2 minute clips out there.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Solice Kirsk posted:

Your co-worker was super loving selfish to die at work. Now every year for like 5 years you're gonna have some stupid team building/fund raiser for her and its going to be an inconvenience to everyone involved. Do yourself a favor and report to HR that you are having a really hard time "processing" the whole thing and take a couple of days paid leave off for bereavement.

Yea it was pretty hosed up and I had to work extra hard to cover her work. Now that I think about it gently caress her.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
The sad whores expressing their grief on twitter is really making this a difficult process. Now you have your angel wings you angelic angel heaven angel not-whore

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
Wonder how the funeral speeches will go

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
On a related note I am a bit of a "gamer" as a hobby and I am into the whole hearthstone "streaming" scene.
One of the streamers I was watching had a seizure while streaming. Kind of bullshit that it interrupted his play but I suppose he couldn't help it. But the bullshit thing was when it was over he shut down the stream. And then didn't stream for two days. Throwing off my entire viewing rotation. Bullshit dude has a job to do.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SurfaceDetail posted:

On a related note I am a bit of a "gamer" as a hobby and I am into the whole hearthstone "streaming" scene.
One of the streamers I was watching had a seizure while streaming. Kind of bullshit that it interrupted his play but I suppose he couldn't help it. But the bullshit thing was when it was over he shut down the stream. And then didn't stream for two days. Throwing off my entire viewing rotation. Bullshit dude has a job to do.

oh word

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bokito posted:

Wonder how the funeral speeches will go

They'll all be like 10 minutes long, but everyone will just skip to the last 2 minutes or so.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

SurfaceDetail posted:

My 30 year old coworker had an aneurysm at work and died in front of everyone and she actually did interesting important work instead of loving strangers for money. Where my gbs thread and news article link.

But do I have a video of her on my hard drive where she's barebacking massive cocks through a glory hole and then has another chick piss on her to clean up?

Actually, maybe I do? I haven't purged things on there since pornhub and poo poo started getting big.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
was she pretty? has she ever done a "69"?

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Internaut! posted:

RIP

did that GBS porn producer guy ever chime in that whole james deen thing? that seemed fishy to me since my tangential understanding of the porn industry is that 1. the female porn performers are high value commodities while men are disposable so why would the producers let this guy abuse the golden goose? and 2. lol female porn performers are unstable coked out whores

I'd bet it's the other way around. The girls are pretty replaceable. There's not a whole lot of talent to "getting jizzed on".

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
A,her Rayne? I hardly even know,her Rayne!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
She looks like she's on drugs or wishing she were on drugs in every picture I have seen of her.

So my guess is this is drugs

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I find this porn star's interest in horses mighty suspicious

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Former porn star and she likes horses. That's like a crazy chick double whammy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Rest in penis.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Solice Kirsk posted:

Former porn star and she likes horses. That's like a crazy chick double whammy.

Also a very good point. There aren't any bitches crazier than horse-bitches

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I can't quite put my finger on it but I think there's something a bit sad about this thread in addition to the whole dead person thing

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

FWIW, porn guy confirmed that Deen had a bad rep, and that his own company chose not to deal with him.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Solice Kirsk posted:

They'll all be like 10 minutes long, but everyone will just skip to the last 2 minutes or so.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



A sad day. We need more porn stars and less baby boomers.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

tenspott posted:

I'd bet it's the other way around. The girls are pretty replaceable. There's not a whole lot of talent to "getting jizzed on".

There are always more damaged girls waiting in the wings. The pool of straight male porn stars is significantly smaller. And their longevity in the business is much longer, except for a few notable exceptions (Jenna Jamison)

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Solice Kirsk posted:

They'll all be like 10 minutes long, but everyone will just skip to the last 2 minutes or so.

Yessss.

:thurman:

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

She wasnt even that hot

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

quote:

Rayne retired from the industry in 2015 to attend to the horse farm she owned.
When even porn dicks aren't big enough...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Booblord Zagats posted:

Also a very good point. There aren't any bitches crazier than horse-bitches

horses are just a more expensive version of the pet cat concept for crazy women

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
facefucking will never be the same

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

etalian posted:

horses are just a more expensive version of the pet cat concept for crazy women

Its more than that, really. Unlike cats there's a giant cognitive disconnect on owning a giant, stupid, dangerous and expensive animal just to torture it with your attempts at bonding.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I find this porn star's interest in horses mighty suspicious

It's because she looks like a horse, naturally bonded with them.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
rest in penis lol

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Cool GBS is gonna bang on about how much they hate horses again, brb, going ot the everest thread :D

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
when you start doing prolapse sucking pornos its time to rethink living

Mylan
Jun 19, 2002



WonderfulWino posted:

when you start doing prolapse sucking pornos its time to rethink living

Sounds like she did

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

gonna jerk it to a video of her tonight to show my support

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