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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

opus111 posted:

Cool GBS is gonna bang on about how much they hate horses again, brb, going ot the everest thread :D

Wow thanks for the update glad you came out of retirement for this valuable update we can all rest easier now

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wow thanks for the update glad you came out of retirement for this valuable update we can all rest easier now

Why you giving me such harsh pelters?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


jsut becuause i get arousedwatching women sucking each others intestines doesnt make me a bad person

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
lmao she's going to hell

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


R.I.P.


she doin 65 guy creampies up in heaven now 👼👼

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Is porn against the bible?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Thank gently caress its not Taylor Raine

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

Zzulu posted:

Is porn against the bible?

No

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

im pooping! posted:

jsut becuause i get arousedwatching women sucking each others intestines doesnt make me a bad person

Gross girls are cool.

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
First thing I did was search her up on my favorite tube site. Rubbed one out in memory.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
This is just the story they tell people when they have your favorite porn star put to sleep from the inevitable dementia that comes as a result of too many donkey punches.

"Died in her sleep on a horse farm in the country."

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
All Porn Stars Go To Heaven was a childhood favorite of mine.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lt. Chips posted:

All Porn Stars Go To Heaven was a childhood favorite of mine.

makes sense, just like how every porn actress is automatically a "star"

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
hosed up I've spritzed my sullen seed to a dead woman

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Amber Rayne brought a downright feral, crazy eyed ferocious enthusiasm to the game that will be sorely missed.

And I'm not even kidding

R.I.P

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

autoaim.cfg posted:

Amber Rayne brought a downright feral, crazy eyed ferocious enthusiasm to the game that will be sorely missed.

And I'm not even kidding

R.I.P

True but at least we've got Adriana Chechik carrying the mantle.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


<lowers boner to half-mast>

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

autoaim.cfg posted:

Amber Rayne brought a downright feral, crazy eyed ferocious enthusiasm to the game that will be sorely missed.

And I'm not even kidding

R.I.P

drat right. She was crazy in all the right ways.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

MiracleWhale posted:

<lowers boner to half-mast>

*salutes boner, plays taps on skinflute*

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

opus111 posted:

Cool GBS is gonna bang on about how much they hate horses again, brb, going ot the everest thread :D

Horses are dumb. Motorcycles made them obsolete. There is 0 reason for horses to exist.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
no disrespect to horses but i give those bastards a hairy middle finger everytime i see one. they are like giant super-expensive dogs for rich people.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

tenspott posted:

Horses are dumb. Motorcycles made them obsolete. There is 0 reason for horses to exist.

Can't get hosed by a motorcycle, forcefully rupturing your colon and ultimately causing your painful death.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

JiveHonky posted:

no disrespect to horses but i give those bastards a hairy middle finger everytime i see one. they are like giant super-expensive dogs for rich people.

horses are a lot dumber than even the dumbest dogs

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

opus111 posted:

Why you giving me such harsh pelters?

Hey opus111, fyodor here. Good to see you.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Internaut! posted:

RIP

did that GBS porn producer guy ever chime in that whole james deen thing? that seemed fishy to me since my tangential understanding of the porn industry is that 1. the female porn performers are high value commodities while men are disposable so why would the producers let this guy abuse the golden goose? and 2. lol female porn performers are unstable coked out whores

He wasn't your average dude porn star.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Anyone else giving her a 21 jerk salute tonight?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

MiracleWhale posted:

<lowers boner to half-mast>

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

They'll all be like 10 minutes long, but everyone will just skip to the last 2 minutes or so.

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

lmao she's going to hell

MiracleWhale posted:

<lowers boner to half-mast>

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

etalian posted:

Anyone else giving her a 21 jerk salute tonight?

Tonight??????

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

etalian posted:

Anyone else giving her a 21 jerk salute tonight?

Uh dude... I dunno I can probably muster up one, maybe two before I get bored and play some Salt and Sanctuary tbh

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My friend names all his female X-Com soldiers after porn stars, except for the first one to die. She gets named after his ex-wife. I guess he is going to have rename his rockteteer, Amber "Death" Rain. I think he may have a little misogyny problem.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

eSports Chaebol posted:

horses are a lot dumber than even the dumbest dogs

int erms of personality, horses are kind of like rabbits, but jumpier

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Zzulu posted:

Is porn against the bible?

No, but Margaret and John don't like it so it basically is, or something

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

SurfaceDetail posted:

My 30 year old coworker had an aneurysm at work and died in front of everyone and she actually did interesting important work instead of loving strangers for money. Where my gbs thread and news article link.

drat now you'll never get to work up the nerve to ask her out :(

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So what was her best movie

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx
wow y'all should show more respect to a millennial who spent most of her life being used as a cum dumpster :/

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Did they really have to mention James Deen punching her in the face in her obituary? Seems declasse

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Did they really have to mention James Deen punching her in the face in her obituary? Seems declasse

If she didn't want that to be the lead she should have done more things with her life before ODing

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WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
would a better headline have been "Woman who licks prolapses found dead"?

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