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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
for some reason when I think of Ted Cruz having sex I just remember that scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 where leatherface pokes at a woman's crotch with a chainsaw

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Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

notZaar posted:

Can you really get elected in Texas on a platform of criminalizing masturbation? What the gently caress is wrong with people down there?

i gotta be honest, I'm in favor of it. It'd make masturbation better if you were breaking the law when you did it.

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