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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Ted Cruz likes to fuck prostitutes
 
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
So that proves that he's probably not gay and has a working penis.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Skeleton King posted:

Breaking news: humans have sex. Is Ted Cruize a human?

I bet noted lizard person Hillary Clinton will never be caught loving a prostitute! Maybe snacking on fresh blood and guts or laying a clutch of children in the still-warm body, but never sex.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

TEAH SYAG posted:

The simple act of a man touching his penis in order to urinate is unfortunately, gay.

And don't you even think about soaping up your balls in the shower, you miserable human being!

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Ted Cruz likes to fuck prostitutes