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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Ted Cruz likes to fuck prostitutes
 
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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

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notZaar posted:

The world's coolest plane is the F-15I Ra'am Strike.

How can you be so wrong?

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

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Captain Yossarian posted:

I will murder Tez Crud
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Oct 30, 2003

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NObodiesGeek posted:

How do they know that Cruz made the calls? Was he the only person in Texas at the time of the calls?
If this is true I'd image there'd be some recordings of the calls or videos or something somewhere other than a fax. But who cares anyway.

Because there is only one person in Texas who requests pre-teen, lady-boy mulatto amputee prostitutes. That's Ted's thing.

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