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slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes



Cannot stop laughing at this. Finally ai is justified

You're welcome, page 2

slicing up eyeballs fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Apr 7, 2016

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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
This thing's deductive powers are amazing.



The first caption I got that didn't involve surfboards or giraffes.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer


Spot on, Microsoft.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Phobic Nest posted:

This thing's deductive powers are amazing.



The first caption I got that didn't involve surfboards or giraffes.

wow

rio
Mar 20, 2008

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

it caught corn.jpg as inappropriate. well played, computer.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

It just said that a picture of my cat was "inappropriate content" and that it would not caption it.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

Lol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

you did five stars is how you did

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

This thing can't even see really obvious smiles. Come on, why did they let this thing out into the wild? It's so not ready.


Jonesy posted:

Cannot stop laughing at this. Finally ai is justified

You're welcome, page 2
On the other hand, I agree that this one is awesome.
The algorithm has promise, but so many flaws.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

The service seems to be doomed to failure because it downscales the hell out of any image you give it to the point that there's very little of the important, differentiating data left to it.



The original was 1200x1600, but the algorithm only works on this little thumbnail.

edit: I also notice they crop the contrast on the image, so that the part under the smurf's hood is quite a bit darker than in the original image.
edit: did I say cropped? I meant to say compressed. One of those nights.

Prettz fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Apr 7, 2016

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MrMoo posted:

Why does Microsoft love to advertise it is completely inept at using their own cloud services?

the labs/think tank/new-ideas crews probably get a total of 0.00000001% of microsoft's resources so all they can do is plink poo poo on a single server and say SEE IT GOT SLASHDOTTED ITS POPULAR so they can beg for a couple more scraps of r&d money

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

this is pretty decent, except it doesn't recognize two REALLY REALLY easy to recognize faces.



It was also able to ignore the bottom half of garbage that the site fed it.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Remember when ms released a twitter AI bot and 4chan turned it into a Nazi?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

OUCH



"et. al."

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

now that this thing is working reliably for me I have a lot of experiments I want to conduct

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

What's the story with this pic, I've seen it before and never known what it is.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012


:five:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

StoneOfShame posted:

What's the story with this pic, I've seen it before and never known what it is.

That photo was taken by her killer right before the murder.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


:ms:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

StoneOfShame posted:

What's the story with this pic, I've seen it before and never known what it is.
It's just some girl. It's not really anything important.



Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

The first several posts in this thread made me think this thing was a math machine at recognizing famous faces. But as I put more and more of them at it (most of them with boring results) I got pretty discouraged. But now I'm encouraged again.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Three of the past 5 things I've tried to upload began with "a couple of giraffes".



They've got some issues regarding pattern recognition..

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
It works really well for photographs, but it thinks that anything animated or hand drawn is surfboards and giraffes.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

This this is really awful, the more pictures I feed it the less impressed I am. Nearly all of them are either really stupid answers, or answers that are a little bit correct but ultimately boring and not funny.



awful ability to detect a girl's face


this is okay-ish


this is a spectacular failure


how can you miss Teddy Roosevelt's face? What the gently caress.

All of the historical famous pictures I throw at it are a letdown. It always gets at most one of the people correct and ignores the rest. Super boring.



Seriously what the gently caress is with the "couple of giraffes"???

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I thought it's response to the X-Wing was :3: but yeah, not quite ready for prime time.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002



I don't know who Anthony Mackie is


Not sure what I was expecting with this one, but it's not a good result because the algorithm ignores easily scannable text


Yet another recurring description. How many pictures will it give this description to?


Reminder that humans cannot understand anything without boatloads of context and a gigantic amounts of prior experience.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Stop showing it anime and cartoons. It thinks all cartoons are skateboarding/surfboarding/snowboarding giraffes.

Must be a 90s kid.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

A work of art.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

StoneOfShame posted:

What's the story with this pic, I've seen it before and never known what it is.

shes on spring break

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